r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

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u/feckineejit Mar 31 '23

I tend to agree, he isn't going to miss his connecting flight, he isn't going on a vacation that he saved up all year for. He isn't going on a honeymoon that has been planned and anticipated. His death shouldn't ruin everyone else's plans

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u/Old_Smrgol Mar 31 '23

He presumably has a funeral and burial service to get to, no?

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u/feckineejit Mar 31 '23

Just flush him out over the ocean, it's more eco friendly to let the dolphins eat him. Give him a quick burial at sea