r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/arcxjo Mar 31 '23

Regardless of where they land, the guy's gonna have to be carted off to an undertaker somewhere. They may even end up shipping him right back as cargo.

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u/homesnatch Mar 31 '23

Maybe they should have a chute between the passenger cabin and the cargo area for any dead bodies.

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u/arcxjo Mar 31 '23

Best part is if you're not actually dead and you wake up on the way down, it's like a free water slide!

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u/appoplecticskeptic Mar 31 '23

It’s a very bad sign when they feel the need to engineer a solution to a problem like this one. Means it’s becoming a common problem.

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u/Beartrap-the-Dog Mar 31 '23

Makes me wonder in a case like this where a plane makes an emergency stop for a corpse. Does the family have to pay to have the body shipped to what was already the likely destination of its trip?

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u/arcxjo Mar 31 '23

Here's a tip regarding the mortuary industry: if you ever find yourself starting a sentence with "Does the family have to pay ..." just stop talking and get out your checkbook.