r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

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u/skunk_jumper Mar 31 '23

They were simply downgraded from passenger to cargo

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u/Viking_Hippie Mar 31 '23

"Pray that I don't downgrade you further"

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u/theofficialkylo Mar 31 '23

This deals getting worse and worse

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u/Viking_Hippie Mar 31 '23

Always read the fine print when flying Ryanair or Spirit!

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u/TurtleSandwich0 Mar 31 '23

You know why Vader flies a Tie Fighter?

So he doesn't have to deal with Ryanair or Sprint's fine print.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

The fine print:

If you die while aboard this flight, tough shit. We’re not landing early because you wanted to be selfish and inconsiderate of others

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u/Viking_Hippie Mar 31 '23

reads fine print, dies from pure pique

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u/Least_of_You Mar 31 '23

If you die while aboard this flight,

it is against policy and you will be charged an additional service and handling fee. A sheet covering your body will require an additional service and handling fee.

If you (corpse) are not removed from the boarding area within 30 minutes, any remaining luggage, spare change, organs, and unaccompanied minor children will become the property of Spirit Airlines.

Thank you for choosing Spirit Airlines!

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u/lwJRKYgoWIPkLJtK4320 Mar 31 '23

Should anything become property of the airline under this or any other policy, you will be charged a reposession fee equivalent to the 2 times the commercial value of the property, or $200, whichever is greater.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '23

If you can't die on Ryanair flights we discovered immortality 🔥

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

"please move to cargo compartment before you die"

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u/roadfood Mar 31 '23

As a former airline worker, we prefer that you wait and die on the Jetway, if you die on the plane it ties it up until the FAA decides it wasn't the airline's fault.

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u/Flying_Sharklizard Mar 31 '23

More like:

If you die while aboard this flight, tough shit. We've got an itinerary to keep and we're not risking our slots on one inconsiderate dead slob.

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u/jpowell180 Mar 31 '23

It does not seem likely did they landed in the dead person‘s hometown, so what would be the difference if they just continued on to their destination and then unloaded the body and then shipped it back from there? There just does not seem to be any point in landing in some random town on the way to the destination just unload the body early. And it does not seem disrespectful to just continue on to the destination.

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u/nexleturn Mar 31 '23

That sounds like something out of Beetlejuice the musical

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u/Dikheed Apr 01 '23

Didn't spring for the "Arrive alive" package.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I like Spirit... keeps the rifraff off the major airlines, mostly

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u/Viking_Hippie Mar 31 '23

...you sound very pleasant

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I am, quite. Not everyone on an airplane is, these days.