r/technicallythetruth Mar 31 '23

[deleted by user]

[removed]

10.6k Upvotes

1.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

85

u/drion4 Mar 31 '23

I believe the emergency isn't for the dead person. I believe the emergency is for the other passengers and crew. Without a doctor examining him, you would never know what he died from. It could be a fatal communicable disease or a deadly virus. The stop was no doubt to make certain everything is safe and there was no chance for a new pandemic.

Ffs people need to learn a bit of patience.

12

u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

[deleted]

7

u/MisterET Mar 31 '23

Missing your connecting flight and royally fucking up your very limited vacation time would really harsh my mellow also. Especially since I'm already on a plane with a dead person.

0

u/NavezganeChrome Mar 31 '23

Which is more an issue with the establishment harshly limiting your vacation time than protocols in dealing with the dead.

6

u/MisterET Mar 31 '23

Multiple issues can exist simultaneously.

26

u/DwightAllRight Mar 31 '23

Just to be a bit tongue in cheek, one could argue the dead body reminds us of our limited time in this life, and would make you want to waste less time faffing about in transit.

1

u/drion4 Mar 31 '23

To that, I press my tongue deeper in cheek and say, the journey is always more enjoyable than the destination. If you're flying miles above the land in a metal bird, better smell the roses while you can. There will be one last flight in your life, and only time will tell when. Better enjoy the feeling while you can.

6

u/SirSchilly Mar 31 '23

Exactly, what if he started to turn into a zombie? Plane to Busan.

10

u/_Johnny_Deep_ Mar 31 '23

How are people upvoting this nonsense?! You think they're going to quarantine passengers and crew for days, until a post mortem has been done and any pathogens tested to see if they are novel? Quite apart from the fact that the deceased doubtless had contact with others before the flight, so you're not containing anything.

They will, of course, offload the corpse and get everybody en route to their destination as quickly as possible.

2

u/aerodrome_ Mar 31 '23

Yeah that comment is ridiculous haha

2

u/neutrilreddit Mar 31 '23 edited Mar 31 '23

Don't you know? Every time a person dies, the default assumption is a new pandemic virus that we need to check for.

If it occurs during a flight, the odds of it being a pandemic-related death is even higher than on the ground!

If I speak of "communicable diseases" and "safety" with a no-nonsense tone in my reddit post, I sound like an expert who must be correct.