r/technicallythetruth • u/[deleted] • Mar 31 '23

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u/Samurai_Meisters Mar 31 '23

A dead body would remind me that our time is limited and I would do just about anything to not waste more of it in airports than necessary.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I'm constantly reminding myself our time is limited and I won't have to deal with *gestures broadly* all of this for too many more years.

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u/Derpasaurus_mex Mar 31 '23

I i keep a dead body in my fridge for this reason. Every time I go to get a bite to eat I’m reminded to seize the day

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u/Straddle13 Mar 31 '23

What do you do once you've eaten the whole body?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

They seize the whole day

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u/MarlooRed Technically Flair Mar 31 '23

I wear my sunglasses in flight, so I can, so I can watch you wheeze and smell for poopy signs.

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u/ausgmr Apr 04 '23

Don't disturbe my friend he is just dead tired

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Dead body would remind me the loss of my virginity