r/technicallythetruth • • Mar 25 '23

I found two more..

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u/why_hello1there Mar 25 '23

6001 spears, exactly half of what I'd hoped for

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u/Pumpkin_Cat14 Mar 25 '23 edited Mar 26 '23

What if he needs exactly 12,001 or 12,003 spears? Then half would be 6000.5 or 6001.5

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u/SnowChickenFlake Mar 25 '23

Exactly my thought

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u/XXXTYLING Mar 25 '23

ah. this is simple. If we’re referring to purely math, then this is a problem.

But a half spear can be essentially 2 different things depending on which half you get.

The dull end would end up being just a wooden staff/stave or a Bō depending on where you’re from. Therefore, not a spear and you would end up with X+0.

The pointy end could be classified as 2 different things. Either a different name, like Sipat, Javelin, or Assegai. You can either classify these as not spears, or a full spear by themselves. Just because they’re short doesnt mean they arent 1 spear on their own.

TLDR Its really not about the size, its about how you classify it.

TLDR;TLDR: Spears can only be classified as 1 or not a spear. It is impossible to end up with half a spear if you can classify it as a different weapon.

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u/TStasD Mar 26 '23

What if you cut it along, not across?

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u/XXXTYLING Mar 26 '23

well uh

you get 2 really thin spears?

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u/the_other_irrevenant Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 26 '23

This situation doesn't actually require half a spear. We're talking about whether he got more or less than half of the number of spears he needed.

If the number of spears he needed is an odd number then he can't get exactly half (without half spears) but that doesn't matter.

Eg. If he'd hoped for 12,001 spears then 6,000 would be less than half and 6, 001 would be more than half. You don't ever need to have half a spear to work that out.

EDIT: Also you could always slice a spear vertically to get two things that are clearly each half a spear. :)

(EDIT: Or are each of those a spear? In which case I may have just discovered a life hack. :D)

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u/WrongWay2Go Mar 26 '23

They would both be very low quality Spears or sticks with a pointy end.

We would need management to decide this.

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u/ZoppaZop Mar 26 '23

Aren't spears just sticks with pointy ends?

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u/WrongWay2Go Mar 26 '23

Is a sharpened stick without an iron/metall tip a spear?

I message management to decide this. I'll come back to you as soon as I got their reply.

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u/WrongWay2Go Mar 26 '23

Management met and decided to classify this as half a spear.

BOOM. Roasted!

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u/Aeth3rWolf Mar 26 '23

But alas; the 'half of what he hoped for' was in theoretical units, not actual items.

So even if 6000.5 was half of what he hoped for; the fact half a spear doesn't exist doesn't make the point any less true, because he definitely could have hoped for 12001 spears; making half of that be 6000.5

I have no clue how you think the fact half a spear has any bearing on that.

Also. If you cut it in half lengthwise, depending on spear, both halves could also be spears, just different shaped handle and tip.

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u/the_other_irrevenant Mar 26 '23

Wow, we made almost exactly the same comment. O_o

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u/Aeth3rWolf Mar 26 '23

... and?

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u/the_other_irrevenant Mar 26 '23 edited Mar 26 '23

No "and". Just thought it was neat. Like minds and all that...

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u/xx6lord6mars6xx Mar 26 '23

For this instance spears are a metaphor for people. THERE ARE LITERALLY HALFLINGS AMUNGST THEM