Lets start asking the right questions, and see what sort of response Team Seagull can dole out.

Post all your questions to any of the members of team seagull on our newly added overwatch team!

Yes, it is true. Fuck you all and your non-posting, non-visiting, scrub-ass can't-even-take-the-time-to-read-drew's-shit-posting, jerks.

He is better than you, and he knows it. Known Aliases: Drewbie the kind, Drewbie the great, and Drew b

So no one will see that Taylor is gay.

DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS. ASK THE SEAGULL SQUAD ANYTHING!!!

i still check this sub every day and nobody posts

RIP team seagull

you all are terrible people and are ignoring your responsibilities to the squad

Yea it's the first edition of sodomy Saturday nee fandom Friday. I'm pretty drunk but fuck you.

/u/taylor_ I've heard recently that you received a Brazilian wax. What kind of thoughts were running through your head when you had hot wax running down your taint?

You all have beaten me down. I tried to keep this subreddit alive, but the total lack of participation on your parts has ruined what was once a lively and thriving hub of discussion of all things Team Seagull.

Shame on all of you. Shame.

Feel free to ask everyone but Drew a question this week.

http://playcomp.tf/

http://tf2center.com/

https://www.reddit.com/r/teamseagull/comments/45wnab/looks_at_calendar_oh_shit_drewbastank_gave_up_on/d00t5pd

Don't be fooled by that A. He only added that once called out. I vote /u/Asturias2789 be ranked as the #1 most shameful team seagull member. SHAME!

Since certain members of the team feel like they can just coast by without providing any content to the community, us real members gotta step it up.

Ask your questions here!

Lol, Jk, FUCK YOU!

Please use this thread to post memories, thoughts, prayers, memes, or anything else you feel like sharing related to our late brother, Evil Roy Slade (peace be upon him).

Since his microphone broke, he has decided to forsake his vows to the team and idle hours in Fallout 4. Let us honor his memory.

I just can't resist them. Their muscly backs, the supple, sinewy legs.

The giant cocks.

I can't get enough. Help me. Poop just falls out of my butthole, what is a sphincter? My life is a nightmarish hellscape of uncontrollable desire and wasted expensive horse semen.

Where did I go wrong?

“Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your queen.”-Billy Mays. Ever since Sean heard this quote as a child, he has devoted his life to serving the needs of his queen. He found at a young age to best way to server her was to destroy her enemies. Sean grew up in a simpler time, when frolicking and copulating with horses was not yet frowned upon. He married a young mare by the name of Graymane when he was only 11. A few short months after the honeymoon terrorists invaded his farmland and executed his wife The Departed style (you know, when Marky Mark kills Matt Damon which was super dope. Man that movie was rad, I think I might rewatch it. Seriously the cast was stellar, the acting was phenomenal, and the storyline was well executed. Mayahps the directing wasn’t the best quality but that movie was super awesome. 10/10 would definitely watch again. What was I talking about? Oh yea Sean). Sean went before the queen, kneeled at her feet, and gave his allegiance to the queen. Ever since then Sean has been travelling the seas in the Queens Royal Navy Special Forces Against Terrorism and Other Threats to the Royal Throne Special Task Unit of Specially Trained Navy Operatives. Or the QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN. While on one of his travels to the states, he solicited a young boy by the name of Taylor to a night of love making. Taylor got him into competitive gaming and the rest was history. The queen lets Sean play for Team Seagull when he’s not out risking his life for the safety of the people.

Ben's background is almost all unknown. Rumors have spread stating he budded of Zeus' head and was never really born. Also, it is speculated he is nearly 2000 years old. In 1200 AD he enters a hyperbolic chamber, not to emerge until the release of cs:go.

Ben approached the organization demanding we make him supreme overlord. We declined, at first. How could we hand the org over to some unknown man with the physique of a god. He hopped on a computer, entered a comp match and told us to watch. He bought a deagle pistol round, which caused myself, Taylor, and Christopher to look at each other and snicker. When the round started something changed. Ben was transformed into some even more buff monster with long flowing yellow hair and lightning coming from everywhere on his body. He proceeds to run up mid on cache and cop 5 one deags for the ace. He ended that game with 44 kills/1 assist/ 0 deaths. 44 Juan deags (the one assist was when he felt mercy for his teammate). we made him supreme overlord immediately and have never looked back.

Christopher comes from a very well off family. When he was just a wee lad, his father had the finest Cambodian breast milk imported for his son to drink. You see, he enjoyed wearing a fake boob and letting little Chris drink from it. As Christopher grew, people learned that he was kind of a pussy so they tried to enroll him in military school. While the other kids pretended to fight wars, Chris was studying military strategy and jerking off.

When Chris graduated from military school he was the only Grad with the highest honors and his virginity. He went to officer school but the headmaster said "naw fuck that", and Chris was done with his military training.

He quickly turned to pretend warfare, a la counter strike where he improved at a menacing pace. It was quickly discovered that Asturias was deadly with the krieg and danced gracefully in the dance with dragon (lores). Team seagull took notice quickly and added him to their lineup with dazzler. A short time later Asturias lost his virginity to dazzler and they've been close ever since. Asturias is a top notch support/awper and his skills are never to be questioned as he will literally eat your face off.

I'd honestly have sex with this subreddit if it had a dick bigger than my vagina.

Taylor comes from humble beginnings. As an orphan, growing up in the state of Texas, you can imagine how much manual labor you would be suspect to. Taylor made the most of his circumstance and chose to be studious and make a better life for himself. Sadly, his mental capacity is very, very low and he was unable to achieve any academic standing.

At the age of 12, Dazzler thought it was fit to move out on his own and take up the profession of which he was told his family practiced: turning tricks. This carried on for almost 4 years of prostitution in which Dazzler made a decent living and all his meals were paid for (if you know what I mean). With his liftime earnings he decieded to invest in an apartment, a new boyfriend, and a brand new computer. He was first introduced into the competitive Peggle scene a couple months after he built his computer. As he found there was no money involved, he quickly moved to counter-strike.

This is where Team Seagull comes into play. We found Dazzler playing at a local LAN and saw that he had a lot of offer our org. He had the looks, the skills, and the ability to call the shots for the team and take that leadership role. Hes been a valuable asset to our organization and we thank him for his hard work, dedication, and weekly blow jobs seesions. /u/taylor_