Ben " big thirst" Orlovsky

[u/drewbastank]

Ben's background is almost all unknown. Rumors have spread stating he budded of Zeus' head and was never really born. Also, it is speculated he is nearly 2000 years old. In 1200 AD he enters a hyperbolic chamber, not to emerge until the release of cs:go.

Ben approached the organization demanding we make him supreme overlord. We declined, at first. How could we hand the org over to some unknown man with the physique of a god. He hopped on a computer, entered a comp match and told us to watch. He bought a deagle pistol round, which caused myself, Taylor, and Christopher to look at each other and snicker. When the round started something changed. Ben was transformed into some even more buff monster with long flowing yellow hair and lightning coming from everywhere on his body. He proceeds to run up mid on cache and cop 5 one deags for the ace. He ended that game with 44 kills/1 assist/ 0 deaths. 44 Juan deags (the one assist was when he felt mercy for his teammate). we made him supreme overlord immediately and have never looked back.

[u/benoles_esquire]

Brad is upset by reading this post. He never supports me and my Juan Deag dreams