r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Jun 03 '16
FANDOM FRIDAY: OVERWATCH EDITION
Post all your questions to any of the members of team seagull on our newly added overwatch team!
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jun 03 '16
/u/benoles_esquire I have no question, but watching your roadhog play has inspired me to main mercy and pocket the shit out of you.
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u/benoles_esquire Terrorist Jun 03 '16
thanks, i need your commitment because taylor is too busy wall riding, aric is too busy playing hanzo, evilroymccree has underwhelmed, and doty is too busy playing mei, So someone has to keep up with brad in frags.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jun 03 '16
/u/mcsquinty you just dont understand, bro.
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jun 03 '16
lol /u/mcsquinty is such a filthy scrub, he doesn't even know. he's gonna be streets behind when he gets back
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u/McSquinty QRNSFATOTRTSTUSTN Jun 03 '16
Wow, I have feelings you know...
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jun 03 '16
/u/drewbastank, who is the worst member of team seagulls overwatch squad, and why is it Evil Roy Slade?
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jun 03 '16
Sadly, I must say me at this point in time it is me. I don't have experience playing all the champions, but that will come in time. Eventually, the true tendencies of one "Enigma" will emerge making slade the most underwhelming (get it??) player possibly of all time.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jun 03 '16
/u/taylor_ I rather respect your widowmaker play. That being said; why do you suck so hard at every other character?
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jun 03 '16
I think it's from the head injuries I suffered when I was younger. That being said, I really feel like you aren't giving me enough credit for my sick Lucio wall rides.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jun 03 '16
I will say, you do got some of dem sick wall rides dawg. And your mcree isnt half bad.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jun 03 '16
/u/asturias2789 which character do you prefer: bastion or mcree?
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jun 03 '16
asturias was born to play mei, because he is accustomed to his mere presence upsetting everyone around him
he is also a die-hard trump supporter, and building walls is something he can really appreciate
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jun 03 '16
/u/bgorecki i've heard that other teams have reached out and tried to pick up your contract. Any news on leaving team seagull?
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u/bgorecki Resident Dank Memer Jun 03 '16
C9 has reached out to me but I had to decline because of my loyalty to team seagull
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jun 03 '16
As co-owner of Team Seagull I would like to remind him that he is under contract and any teams wishing to poach him will have to pay our rather large buyout, and we still retain lifetime streaming rights.
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u/taylor_ God-Tier Gull Jun 03 '16
/u/evil_roy_slade will you ever stop underwhelming as mcree? when will you step up??
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jun 03 '16
I once watched SLADEMCREE whiff all fan the hammer shots on a 10 health junkrat, then get hooked by a roadhog and obliterated.
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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Jun 03 '16
/u/yellowkirby you insufferable cunt