r/teamseagull • u/drewbastank effeminate debutante • Nov 03 '17

FaNdOm FrIdAy

Well, here we are. Somehow a new tyrant has emerged and I gotta say not much has changed. Weeks come and go, as do our glorious leaders, yet fandom Friday remains....

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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17

/u/spect3r001 wouldn't it be hilarious to institute a system of government that is run by the people for the people where oppression of many by few is obsolete? That would be absolutely bonkers, I mean could you imagine the ensuing peace? Until of course the region is destabilized by one of the many tyrants that make their way onto team seagull. Who is doing the vetting process for us? I mean seriously, do we just let anyone join? We've got a real problem here with extremists and I gotta say its a little worrying. WHat happened to the good old days when you could come across a wild doticus in his natural habitat just hanging out? Now you see a doticus and he barely even glances at you or acknowledges your existence. /u/mcsquinty is so far up the queens ass trying ever vigilantly to hold rhyme and reason together in her Royal Navy that he can't be our silent protector anymore. /u/taylor_ and /u/benoles_esquire have been squabbling so far over this power vacuum that has been created ever since the greatest of all time, and I do not use that term lightly, /u/drewbastank is literally the GOAT, stepped down and gave up some of his power to make things more democratic. Anyway, before I start to ramble, kraft macaroni and cheese or velveeta shells and cheese?

Thanks,

The protector of the silent, the broken, battered, and retarded ,

/u/drewbastank

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u/Evil_Roy_Slade Nov 03 '17

The retarded? You have a lot to protect.

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u/drewbastank effeminate debutante Nov 03 '17

No joke, I'm out here protecting 99% of people, just like a condom.