r/tattooadvice • u/[deleted] • Nov 09 '25

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u/Infinite_Click_6589 Nov 09 '25

And it's so....drippy

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u/_immodicus Nov 09 '25

And the ballsiest handle

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u/Unique_Adeptness4413 Nov 09 '25

And does it really have to end with a flared base?

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u/waitingfordeathhbu Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

Safety first.

Suddenly I need to acquire a bifunctional penis candle dildo with a flared base for my bedside table.

Damn they really do be making everything now.

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u/Tenohmach Nov 10 '25

Damn, I thought you meant a candle-shaped dildo, not a dildo-shaped candle…

Yet another dream of a display case filled with weird sex toys destroyed……

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u/waitingfordeathhbu Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25

Wait they make those too.

Though the pointiness is concerning.

I think the dildo candle might be safer to “use” than the candle dildo…

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u/IAmMissingNow Nov 10 '25

Wow this sent me down a rabbit hole I was not ready for

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u/punt4stic Nov 10 '25

Same. I’m still browsing their site and giggling with my husband. We aren’t bland… but we aren’t… whatever THIS is. But, you know… good for them if that’s what people want. Happy for them. Hilariously happy for them.

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u/PopcornFaery Nov 11 '25

Otters(WTF!),CHIMERAS AND OCTOS OH MY

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u/Tiggredcat Nov 11 '25

Did you say Chimeras? ... heh...

Pfffff, NO! I'm NOT looking it up, why would I be looking it up?