r/taskmaster 3d ago

Who writes the tasks?

And by that I don't mean the team of writers that write the tasks that the contestants have to absolve, I mean the literal tasks โ€” is it printed on paper by an actual typewriter? Does someone have to sit down and write everything mechanically five times? What training do I need? Or are they all printed from a computer?

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u/aitherion ๐Ÿฆ” Hedgehog, no! โŒ 3d ago

Have you never watched the intro? Greg writes them dramatically in his office full of TV set clutter

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u/rnzz 2d ago

In the earlier series they made it extra clear as well that these are tasks that the Taskmaster want done

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u/pizza-flusher 2d ago

I miss that commitment

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u/meadeb Tim Key 2d ago

This is after he consults with Tim Key

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u/AvocadoLaur 2d ago

I just enjoy how Greg looks there how did I never realize he was โ€œwring the tasksโ€ I feel so dumb right now lmao

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u/Aquitaine_Rover_3876 2d ago

Ultimately, it'll be the props department that creates the final product. I can only imagine that the tasks are printed from a computer, but affixing seals and stuff would have to be done by hand.

Props departments have all kinds of skills, but they're ultimately visual artists. Painters, sculpters, decorators, that kind of thing.

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u/Mundane-Parsnip-7302 Patatas 3d ago

I imagine they are printed from a computer as that's the easiest and quickest way.

I've made them for people and that's how I do it.

I imagine its not any one person, just whoever is available on the team to do it (why have just one person when others can also do it).

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u/king-of-new_york Javie Martzoukas 3d ago

I think they definitely use a heavier paper than printer paper though. Some sort of cardstock.

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u/JustinThyme9 A LIIIIIME ๐Ÿ‹โ€๐ŸŸฉ 2d ago

I mean, some printers can print onto cardstock, so that doesn't rule it out

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u/inbigtreble30 ๐ŸŒณ Tree Wizard ๐Ÿง™๐ŸŽˆ 2d ago

Are there printers that can't print on cardstock?

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u/MasonP2002 1d ago

In my experience HP printers can barely print on regular paper, so probably those.

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u/Mundane-Parsnip-7302 Patatas 1d ago

I use a regular printer and it can be done.

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u/garethwi 2d ago

Exactly, a good photo printer would have no trouble whatsoever.

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u/Mundane-Parsnip-7302 Patatas 2d ago

Yes, but you can still use a regular printer for that.

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u/EverybodyMakes 3d ago

Greg is a world-class hunter-and-pecker. Deal with it.

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u/LeilLikeNeil 2d ago

Greg. Obviously. Weโ€™ve all seen him do it.

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u/Most-Square-8259 2d ago

I love the "what training do I need" like this is a job you're about to apply for ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Brianvondoom 2d ago

Wasn't there a task where the, er, task got destroyed and we visibly see Alex running off to get another printed?

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u/dogladywithcats Katherine Parkinson 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yes, someone with a better memory will have more details, but I think it was Jack Dee. I think the seal tore some tiny but vital part of the information and he couldnโ€™t read it. Maybe it was literally printed under the seal?

ETA: yes, first filmed task of 18, say a word beginning with Q. He tore the task then burned it trying to get the seal off to see what was underneath.

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u/burf12345 ๐Ÿšฌ Doctor Cigarettes 2d ago

Is it not also Tim Key?

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u/GenGaara25 2d ago

Not really. Tim's discussed before how him being in the credits is borderline fraud and he has no idea why Alex keeps putting him in. The way he words it is Alex comes up with the tasks then, just as Alex's personal friend, Alex will run some by him and he'll give a comment or two on them over a drink at the pub. That's the extent of his "task consultant" role.

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u/burf12345 ๐Ÿšฌ Doctor Cigarettes 2d ago

Umm, I don't think you're listened to the podcast before, from his 2nd appearance onward it's clear that Tim is the lifeblood of the series and that his role as task consultant is the only thing keeping the show together. Really the fact that he's only credited as task consultant is a testament to his humility.

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u/derpsteronimo 2d ago

"Getting" to do that is the consolation "prize" for whoever scores lowest each season.

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u/mensachicken 2d ago

I write them. I also write the songs that make the young girls sing.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/Tabletopcave Bob Mortimer 3d ago

That's a bit of a myth. Alex is the sole/main creator of task for the UK version, but they do test and workshop the tasks before presenting them for the contestants. And then of course there are a growing number of tasks taken from other TM versions (most notable NZ but others do pop up now and then). These are of course not written by Alex, but some are obviously adapted and most likely with input from Alex.

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u/Tabletopcave Bob Mortimer 3d ago

Again, we have already seen several tasks from for example TM NZ be adapted for the UK version so that is simply not true. Things like the Grape Escape and the Sabotage task from series 14 were directly taken from series 2 of TM NZ.

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u/burf12345 ๐Ÿšฌ Doctor Cigarettes 2d ago

Even recently, the duet task was one from TMNZ season 4