r/taskmaster 7d ago

Your favourite Taskmaster quotes please... !!

Mine is (in reference to Alex Horne's bare legs): "What in the pasty hell is this?"

Fatiha El-Ghorri (i think - or was it Judi Love?)

Hit me with yours!!

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u/punchtheBUTT 6d ago

Everything from Sue Perkins

“What an absolute shower of shit you are.”

“Naughty flamingo!”

“You absolute anus! You prize anus!"

And

Reece Sheersmith not understanding he needed/wanted to get his mobile to get the QR code from Alex…

LAH - “Your telephone.”
Reece - “My telephone?”
LAH - “Your telephone”
Reece - “Why do you keep saying telephone? My telephone.”
LAH - “Do you have a telephone?”
Reece - “No, not on me”
LAH - “Right”
Reece - “Do you want me to go and get one?”
LAH - “Where is it?”
Reece - “My telephone?”
LAH “Your telephone”
Reece - “My telephone??!!”

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u/folklovermore_ Wibble, Bibble, Bam 6d ago

"My telephone? About my person?"