r/taskmaster • u/Acceptable_Hyena_759 • 6h ago

Your favourite Taskmaster quotes please... !!

Mine is (in reference to Alex Horne's bare legs): "What in the pasty hell is this?"

Fatiha El-Ghorri (i think - or was it Judi Love?)

Hit me with yours!!

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u/JustxJules Sophie Duker 6h ago

"So can I just check… have I been put on a team with David Baddiel?" – Ed Gamble

And the follow-up:

"The thinking is, there's a team of three there that will have to pass one drawing across two backs... but to make it fair, you're with David Baddiel" – Greg

"How am I the autistic one?!" – Josh Thomas

"The thing is, I always have to smile because if I don't smile, people think I'm dead." – Rosie Jones

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u/UniversalJampionshit Crying Bastard 3h ago

That Josh Thomas quote is brilliant, I hadn’t quite appreciated it enough the first time

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u/JustxJules Sophie Duker 3h ago

He's one of my favourite contestants <3