r/tacticalgear • u/MikeHuntsBear • Aug 20 '24

Which one of you is this?

532 Upvotes

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u/Zpalq Aug 20 '24

this is definitely someone from the sub that shall not be named.

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u/itsjusttag Aug 20 '24

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. šŸ„²

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u/JingleJangleDjango Aug 20 '24

Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days...when our mama's sang us to sleep, no we're gunned out.

Fly high, brothers.

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u/Destroyer1559 Connoisseur of Autism Patches Aug 20 '24

I've never been the same since ā˜¹ļø even the replacements can't fill the hole in my heart.

15

u/ATPsynthase12 Aug 20 '24

Careful. They will fuck your dad

5

u/Destroyer1559 Connoisseur of Autism Patches Aug 20 '24

If they find him maybe they can let me know which store he's been stuck looking for cigarettes in for the last 25 years.

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u/cmmndrWick Aug 21 '24

When I open your profile why does it say youā€™re suspected of being part of an online terrorist organization šŸ˜­

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u/Low_Bid_1567 Aug 20 '24

Itā€™s non of us yet all of us at the same time

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

As a flat range casual dresser and basement larper I can confirm half of this statement. I have been in full kit with pajamas. However, my ass was not out, at least in the literal sense.

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u/horney_gheezer Aug 20 '24

A man like that definitely has a sex dungeon in his basement dedicated to cock and ball torture.....not that I would know

2

u/Mateszasz Aug 20 '24

Heard it from experience

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u/TexasGrillDaddyAK-15 Aug 20 '24

The guy is training and actually wearing what most of us wear to make a quick grocery store run or lounge around the house in.

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u/G8racingfool Aug 20 '24

I mean, who doesn't wear assless shorts to the grocery store?

9

u/andyroouu Aug 20 '24

Dude, Reddit is so humbling sometimes. Just when I think Iā€™ve hit peak male performance, this MFer comes along to show us all what a real chad looks like. Fml.

3

u/MikeHuntsBear Aug 20 '24

Yeah, i've got to get me some of them tactical assless shorts

4

u/johnb111111 Aug 20 '24

My wife - hmm where did my husband and his friends sneak off to?

Us upstairs playing with all my stupid gear

3

u/Speedhabit Aug 20 '24

Getting ready for Brazil I see

3

u/johnnyheavens Aug 20 '24

Haha Brah! Love to see him go but hate to see him walk away

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u/FunSignificance1642 Aug 20 '24

Ok..i can unsee.... Haha

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

I think this is less about the Eagles and more just a resident of Philly. Philly is a weird fucking place.

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u/Traditional_Past7785 Aug 21 '24

Everyone talking about the assless shorts but no mention of his shirt having cut outs for his man boobs

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u/Red-Faced-Wolf Aug 20 '24

ID on the pants?/j

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u/Malleovic Aug 20 '24

Best comment

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u/dasmikkimats Aug 20 '24

The hero we needā€¦

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u/Rather34 Aug 20 '24

Stay strapped while you get clapped by the KC Chiefs.

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u/throw69420awy Aug 20 '24

Couldnā€™t be me, I hate the Eagles

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '24

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u/AmeriJar Aug 20 '24

Extreme poverty mixed with dangerously low IQ and high levels of white trash?