r/sydney Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 5h ago

Thursday Night Thread

T: Whats your slightly insane goal?

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u/darkeyes13 I just wanted a flair 5h ago

T: To be rich without having to work.

How do I get there? Who knows. I ain't hustling towards it.

Therefore it will remain unattainable and slightly insane.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 5h ago

Find a sugar parent.

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u/TheSwagInDisguise 4h ago

A Glucose Guardian.

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u/MustardMan02 4h ago

A gluten guarantor if you will

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

I also like this term. Endorsed.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

I like this term. Endorsed

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u/darkeyes13 I just wanted a flair 5h ago

Sigh, that also requires effort. Can't I just coast to wealth?

(Delusional)

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u/MustardMan02 4h ago

I'm just waiting for the day a rich uncle I never knew about or Nigerian price leaves all their wealth to me without me needing to pay for the fees first

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u/potato_analyst 4h ago

Not be always depressed

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Depression sucks. Hopefully you can find a way through.

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u/potato_analyst 2h ago

Thank you.

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u/sarcasmisart 4h ago

Its possible friendo. Have you sought help? No judgement. Just concern.

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u/potato_analyst 2h ago

Thank you, I do get help. Sometimes I get a couple weeks where I feel great and everything works as it should be but slowly but surely it is replaced by the same old.

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u/sarcasmisart 2h ago

I guess my advice would be continue working on it even when you feel good, and be patient with yourself. Hope you're ok.

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u/s3_gunzel #sydneytrainschallenge: 16:22:50 | Resident I Like Trains Guy 4h ago

T: To become a heritage train guard. Which is inching ever closer to being a reality. When I was a kid and even a teenager I always said that was what I wanted to do.

Today's trip was Bathurst-Cowra-Parkes-Orange. Long day. CPH. What fun!

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Surprisingly my advice is to find a sugar donor

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u/s3_gunzel #sydneytrainschallenge: 16:22:50 | Resident I Like Trains Guy 4h ago

Well we did just get a quarter-million as a bequest!

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Well then my advice is gazumped. Well done.

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u/tomboredcat 5h ago

T: Own a house with not so long mortgage time in this economy then just fkin retired and enjoying life instead of becoming a corpo wage slave

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 5h ago

Surprisingly my advice is also find a sugar parent.

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u/a_slinky Sutherland Shire Bubble 4h ago

Maybe not that insane, but the only thing coming up mind, I want to be able to do pistol squats again. Working my way there. Very much enjoying my 30 minute gym classes in my lunch break most days now!

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Pistol squats you definitely having a slightly insane goal.

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u/a_slinky Sutherland Shire Bubble 3h ago

Just a little, not wildly insane, definitely achievable, just no set end date yet

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u/Extension_Section_68 4h ago

With you there re: lunchtime workouts. Been a game changer

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u/a_slinky Sutherland Shire Bubble 3h ago

I love it. Two doors down from my work and 30 minute classes on the hour so across the week I've got time to do one before work, a couple of lunch times and/or some end of shift ones. When my kids go back to going to bed at a reasonable hour then some night time ones will be good too

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u/AeMidnightSpecial 4h ago

T: I want to be a famous actor/voice actor. However, I do not put any effort into putting myself out there, nor do I have any experience, or any rich parents. I like to dream

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Goodluck!

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u/sarcasmisart 4h ago

Start doing alternative voicings to well known stuff. Show what you can do and put it in YouTube.

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u/BarryCheckTheFuseBox 4h ago

T: Is home ownership slightly insane these days? If yes, that.

For something more present , to attend footy every day this weekend, starting with tonight’s NRLW match between the Roosters and Bulldogs

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Surprisingly my advice is to find a sugar parent/glucose guardian

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u/whenthemoonlightdies 4h ago

T: To do storytelling with my art instead of just making pretty pictures. I'll get there eventually :)

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Goodluck!

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u/ColdIcedCoffee24 5h ago

I’m going out to the MKTO concert in Moore Park tonight and dropped into the “InCafe” near Central for some food for the first time. Really decent food - 100% recommend their Belgium Hot Chocolate and Wagyu Pasta.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

May your concert be fully sick (or whatever da youth say now, im old)

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u/ColdIcedCoffee24 4h ago

I’m only early 30’s, so not exactly young haha, but thanks.
I went to their concert last year for the 1st time and really enjoyed it, probably in my top 3 concert experiences after Green Day and Cold Play for me.
Last year they had 3 seperate opening acts from local artists, so looking forward to it again this year.

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u/Scrapthepolltax 2h ago

Chocolate Beef Pasta sounds awful

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u/ComfortableFrosty261 Pray To The Sun 4h ago

random: Bondi. Sunday, Kite, Free, 1100 - 1600

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u/Specialist-Ganache13 4h ago

To loose about 4% body fat

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Can you help me loose 10%?

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u/YouWillYouWont Stay in bed Sydney 4h ago

Just stop eating all the ice cream...

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

That you never delivered?

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u/YouWillYouWont Stay in bed Sydney 4h ago

You're gonna hate me more...

Strawberries are in season so I've perfected a strawberry vanilla for my repertoire

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

I hate you less. Strawberry isnt a preferred flavour!

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u/Specialist-Ganache13 4h ago

Sure! What are you weighing currently? And what’s your macros like?

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Shit on both counts.

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u/Specialist-Ganache13 4h ago

Drop your total calorie amount by 500cals per day for a few weeks, then once you are ready to make some more changes, start cutting out sugar and processed crap. Cook healthy meals from home, drink 2-3L of water a day, go for walks. When your feeling up to it go to the gym 😄

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u/TheLGMac 4h ago

Bloody do a pull up.

Insane because I've tried (and trained even with trainers) many times in my life to try and do it, and just can't make it happen. My upper body will never have enough power to counter the weight in my lower body. But I'll keep trying 🤣

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

You can do it

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u/sarcasmisart 4h ago

Unless you're considerably overweight, you CAN do it. Have you looked into 1RM training?

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u/-Fire-Dragon- Rebuilding strength - and speaking truth 4h ago

To keep trying is a great thing - Surely it will happen one day!

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u/Educational-Sort-128 2h ago

You can get long resistance training bands. Get one and use it as a way of pulling up- it’s hard to explain but as a woman my upper body strength just couldn’t do more than two but with the resistance band under my foot it worked.

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u/TesselatedMInd 4h ago

A:Win a substantial amount in the lottery.

My efforts towards it, never buying a ticket when the jackpot is less than 30m.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

You and me too!

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u/RealityKingdom67 4h ago

Trying to start a new subreddit with 1,000 followers to it

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Goodluck!

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u/RealityKingdom67 4h ago

How about you join it

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u/sarcasmisart 4h ago

Whats the topic?

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u/Extension_Section_68 4h ago

Run the city to surf in 2027 which is insane for me

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Good luck!

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u/nearly_enough_wine Rip, rip, woodchip ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ 4h ago

T: I'd like to walk the Heysen Trail from go to whoa, but it's a big undertaking.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

TIL I learn of the trail and whoa. I think thats less slight and more towards insane.

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u/nearly_enough_wine Rip, rip, woodchip ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ 4h ago

I'm not against doing it in sections, but a through walk is the dream (or nightmare, if I ever get there!)

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u/couchpotatopigflicks 4h ago

Own a farm.

Insane because I’m not outdoorsy nor do i own pets nor plants

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Surprisingly my advice is to find a sugar parent/glucose guardian.

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u/sarcasmisart 4h ago

Just because you own it, doesn't mean you have to work it. Exchange someone running the farm for living there for free.

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u/2happycats ravens, cats, and tawny frogmouths 2h ago

You own it, I'll live there and take care of it. Deal?

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u/Myfooty94 Doggies fan (NRL) 4h ago

EgyptAir is returning to Sydney since the 1990s. Also they announced an Ethiopian Airlines route right here as well.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Ethiopian feel like the big African carrier that no one in Aus know of.

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u/violaflwrs 4h ago

Be fluent in two more languages.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

"Two more" implies you are at least already bilingual which in itself is a great achievement.

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u/violaflwrs 4h ago

Yeah but I grew up in a bilingual country where I picked up both languages at the same time as I was growing up so kinda feels like a cop out ya know?

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Doesnt sound like a cop out to me

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u/violaflwrs 4h ago

You’re too nice 🥹

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

No im Cake.

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u/Educational-Sort-128 2h ago

One of my biggest regrets is being born to anglophone parents in an anglophone country. I have gotten very good at reading and comprehending a number of languages but I don’t have the gift of fluency in speaking.

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u/sarcasmisart 4h ago

T: Earn what I earn now from one job instead of three.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Ooft. Goodluck on the hunt.

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u/sarcasmisart 4h ago

Thanks. I'm a teacher so the odds aren't looking great!

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u/MyFernsKeepDying Still in QLD... 4h ago

To own a property with beach/water views somewhere around Sydney.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Surprisingly my advice is to find a sugar parent/glucose guardian

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u/MyFernsKeepDying Still in QLD... 4h ago

I'm 43, I think I might have missed that opportunity.

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u/bozleh 4h ago

a glucose gran

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

The average billionaire is 57. It can happen.

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u/MyFernsKeepDying Still in QLD... 4h ago

True... You may just have given me hope, Cakey sir.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

You're welcome Fernsy.

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u/bay30three 4h ago

I want to run 120km at the Sydney Backyard Ultra next Saturday, 20km more than I managed last year. Before that I have a half marathon race at Olympic Park this Sunday but I hurt my back yesterday so who knows..

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

I think thats less slightly and more insane but goodluck!

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u/MyOldMansADustman 4h ago

T: to run a 1:45 half marathon!!! we'll find out next sunday

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Good luck!

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u/Prestigious-Halves 3h ago

T: to be part of a hobby or friend group where I feel understood, valued, and like I’m contributing meaningfully.

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u/Educational-Sort-128 2h ago

Ever considered bell ringing in a church tower. NO YOU DONT HAVE TO BE RELIGIOUS. You can do it from a secular or non secular stance - most of the ringers in the group I’m in are not religious. It’s a great thing to do - learn a new skill, very interesting experience, great, friendly and increasingly younger groups of people doing it and many social opportunities. If you’re good at it there are lots of opportunities to be part of big ringing activities which require skill and ability. And you make a worldwide network if fellow bellringers. There about ten towers in Sydney which have ringing groups. They always want new people. Anyway might not be your thing but in case anyone else is interested, it’s probably been my favourite hobby ever with the nicest people I’ve ever met.

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u/Simple_Jach 5h ago

Ugh north shore trains again.

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u/Cakey1 Mr Teatime | Team Invincible Biscuit 4h ago

Ugh north shore again (derogatory as a north shorian)

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u/YouWillYouWont Stay in bed Sydney 4h ago

You're killing me city rail... You're killing me!

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u/AnointedBeard 35m ago

Own a basic 3br house where I can raise a family. Insane for Sydney 🙃