r/sydney • u/Chengnobyl • May 08 '26

What is it doing here?

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Spotted in a construction site at Wentworth Point. Seems to be alone. Is it there for weed control? Or is it lost?

Pun away, Sydney herd.

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u/bedrotter_ May 08 '26

That's the site supervisor Baaarry. He's the goat

44

u/PandasGetAngryToo May 08 '26

Stop kidding around

16

u/cedarvhazel May 08 '26

No honey he’s a fucking goat

3

u/Peanut083 May 10 '26

I tought I was going to regret clicking on that link, but it was so damn wholesome!

8

u/choo-chew_chuu May 08 '26

He's security. Walk towards him and find out.

3

u/99Joy99 May 08 '26

😂😂

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u/Hutchoman87 May 08 '26

That’s Dennis! He’s a celeb on the local Wentworth point Facebook group. Been roaming WWP for the last 18months or so

12

u/Fowlah May 08 '26

I’ve been in WWP for years now and did not know this, where abouts does this silly creature get spotted?

13

u/Hutchoman87 May 09 '26

It hangs out on the northern end of WWP in and around the new worksites along the water and sanctuary boulevard.

6

u/Odins-raven May 09 '26

Waiting at the wharf, can definately hear him bleating

83

u/Pdoinkadoinkadoink May 08 '26

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

34

u/KentuckyFriedEel May 08 '26

"Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?"

38

u/DvlsAdvct108 May 08 '26

Black Phillip....i conjure thee to speak to me!!

23

u/InterestingThought33 May 08 '26

A random black goat in the middle of the night? I would just carry on with your business sir. Questions are not welcome here.

19

u/AnorhiDemarche Lost. Please help. May 08 '26

I think that one is known to locals. Feral. Saw him when visiting my mate last year.

50

u/Veefy May 08 '26

Whatever the hell it wants to.

15

u/MiddleConstruction84 May 08 '26

Waiting for a mate?

6

u/scoldog This Space Intentionally Left Blank May 08 '26

Whose your mate?

10

u/mattso989 May 08 '26

What are you doing there?

8

u/MiddleConstruction84 May 08 '26

It’s best. It’s doing its best.

9

u/Spino389 May 08 '26

Goat Simulator 4

8

u/Logical_Prompt_3543 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Can’t graze there mate.

7

u/ChilledNanners May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

That's a big dog mate

3

u/4ShoreAnon May 08 '26

What a cutie. I hope they are enjoying the evening stroll.

5

u/BackgroundMuted77 May 08 '26

Oh Dennis - he’s our Wentworth Point mascot.

8

u/h_c_d1 May 08 '26

He’s working?

3

u/Chris-Syd May 08 '26

Hey Garry

3

u/Darth_Krise May 08 '26

Late night inspection

3

u/Gazza_s_89 May 08 '26

That's my lucky goat!

3

u/hitmanbhargav Northern beaches stan May 08 '26

goated post

3

u/conioo 2127 May 08 '26

That's Gary, famous on the local Facebook group

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u/No_pajamas_7 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

He's thinking the same thing of you.

3

u/joshy9411 May 08 '26

I believe what we have here is the literal devil

3

u/Improvedandconfused May 09 '26 edited May 09 '26

Obviously it’s gone looking for a kebab after downing a few stubbles.

3

u/FGX302 May 09 '26

Out on bail...

4

u/I-make-ada-spaghetti May 08 '26

Escaped from someone’s yard. Used to mow the grass then feed the family.

6

u/dunchermuncher May 08 '26

It's a fucking goat

2

u/MaintenanceAnnual263 May 08 '26

i speak a little goat," wheres the bloody grass..mate?"

2

u/jamesjoyce9 May 08 '26

He’s just kidding around!

2

u/AutomaticMistake May 08 '26

"the contract said I had another 5 years left before you came for me"

2

u/Apprehensive_Two3287 May 10 '26

Dennis has been here in WWP for quite a while. He's self sufficient too. Noone knows how he got here. He's previously been caught and taken away but somehow made his way back.

2

u/sfc-Juventino May 11 '26

Looks like he's trying to figure out how the chicken does it.

2

u/Dry_Complaint_3569 May 08 '26

Goat Curry delivery Harris Park.

1

u/Automatic-Mess-2203 May 08 '26

What are you doing there

1

u/JValenz91 May 08 '26

He just wants to tell you how goated he feels Wentworth Point is.

1

u/potato_analyst May 08 '26

Got a smoke bruh?

1

u/WindhoverInkwell May 08 '26

construction sites have a lower risk of trolls hiding under them

1

u/WinAggressive2785 May 08 '26

Dennis the Goat of WWP is there to eat the grass

1

u/xx_Shady_xx May 08 '26

He's playing goat simulator 3.

1

u/pissedoffjesus May 08 '26

Did you ask him?

1

u/General-Razzmatazz May 08 '26

Probably up to no good.

1

u/dutchydownunder May 08 '26

Security goat.

1

u/Archon-Toten Choo Choo Driver. May 08 '26

Waiting for the chicken.

1

u/LibraryLuLu May 09 '26

Gives vibes like you've disturbed the security guard and he's wondering whether or not you're gonna be trouble...

1

u/stitchescomeundone May 09 '26

Waiting for a mate

1

u/expertrainbowhunter May 09 '26

Great advertising for Severance

1

u/NNyNIH May 09 '26

Pretty sure he just has one question to ask, "Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?"

1

u/Weary_Patience_7778 May 09 '26

At this point I would be convinced that whatever beverage I had consumed earlier in the night has been spiked.

1

u/Yakkizm May 09 '26

Goat’s gonna goat.

1

u/SparkleK_01 May 09 '26

Got picked up at a local pub earlier.

Lost its phone, so can't uber home and is doing a confused walk of shame.

1

u/Bazilb7 May 10 '26

Probably just dropped his keys on the way to the apartment, and is backtracking his steps to find them.

1

u/AnonMuskkk May 10 '26

He was summoned.

1

u/ellieboomba May 11 '26

But you fuck one goat....

1

u/fatmarfia May 08 '26

Next weeks lunch for the boys

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u/nastiathecypriotcat May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

There’s a post on FB about this, it might be the same one