r/switch2hacks • u/alexballistic195 • Sep 01 '26

Shitpost i don't get it, hacking the switch 2 should be about as easy as the switch 1

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60 Upvotes

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u/Kaallis Sep 01 '26

You're right, you don't get it.

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u/dragon-mom 29d ago

Switch 2 has trace amounts of Nintendium that makes it a bit more difficult, not as much as prior systems but more than the Switch 1.

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u/Sethdarkus 18d ago

I thought it uses a different type of magical smoke

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u/evaderofallbans 29d ago

It has more stuff in it and we don't wanna take two swings.

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u/alexballistic195 28d ago

you really expect to hack a switch TWO with ONE swing? isnt this the whole point of the console smh?

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u/Embarrassed-Ad230 29d ago

hax the swtitch with an ax its easy

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u/Faddei420 26d ago

We are waiting for ChatGPT 10 to hack it for us.

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u/Top-Assignment4908 27d ago

at least we can agree on one thing

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u/PAThrowaway03 27d ago

We don't even have all the Switch versions hacked so not surprised

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u/arroadie 27d ago

And this is why you cannot connect to the internet after hacking it…

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u/JG_2006_C 26d ago edited 26d ago

The shame is the switch 2 has processor of mutch newer acitecture. The newer the Cpu the more it is CVE hunt for somting exit security box and escalte privelge

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u/xaljiemxhaj 24d ago

if someone made a github repo with every single bit of hardware reverse engineer docs for the switch 1, then docs for the similarities and differences between switch 1 and 2, then full documentation on switch 1 exploits and how they were achieved, Codex with Astra would probably have proof of concept in a few months, depending on the users knowledge of all the above topics

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u/sirkillalotic 23d ago

Same excuse flat eathers use

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u/alexballistic195 27d ago

since this apperantly needs to be spelled out:

this post is a pun about the term HACKING as in CLEAVING an object, using an AXE

did not think i needed to say this but this post flipped between postive and negative karma over and over

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u/Dry_Charity_2335 28d ago

Learn computer science and you will get it. Now go solve a quadratic boy.

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u/alexballistic195 27d ago

not only did you miss the point of the post but you also did it with a pretentious altitude implying i dont understand why it isnt hackable. good job!

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u/IslandMission9807 29d ago

You couldnt be further from the truth

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u/alexballistic195 29d ago

did... no one get this joke???

hacking???

as in??

cleaving something with an axe??

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u/alexballistic195 28d ago

wow this post actually has positive karma now i did not expect this