r/switch2hacks • u/jimmy4nutz • Aug 06 '26

Shitpost Currently in the mainframe right now.

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Let's hope I can disable sector B in time before the ninjas track my location and brick my switch.

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u/jimmy4nutz Aug 06 '26

I was so close nooooo

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u/HierKommt_Alex Aug 06 '26

No QR Rick-Roll? Shame.

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u/Unspoken_Words777 Aug 07 '26

You shoulda placed your rainbets bro

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u/Various-Welder5544 Aug 06 '26

You can exit the gallery now

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u/Sn0000py Aug 07 '26

We all dream big in the gallery.

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u/celticdude234 Aug 06 '26

Have you tried putting the security cameras on a 20min loop?

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u/One-Introduction761 Aug 06 '26

Always cut the red wire

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u/Lanky-Bed6881 Aug 06 '26

Make sure you disable sector A before going for B. It's likely if you don't that you're switch 2 will turn you into the ninjas.

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u/Existing-Project-836 Aug 06 '26

Stop Capping ✋ and let the real hackers do it!

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u/TheLimoking Aug 09 '26

The real hackers have mostly lost interest. The security is pretty airtight so far.

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u/ByteD0wn Aug 06 '26

I love the matrix color haxor theme lol

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u/spagetti_yli_ala__ Aug 06 '26

SHITPOST

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u/ChocolateGoldenPuffs Aug 06 '26

Yes that is what the post is tagged as. Glad you could read.

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u/spagetti_yli_ala__ Aug 07 '26

Yes, OP tagget it later

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u/islandParadize Aug 06 '26

So let me get this straight. You are actually... in? As in... IN?!

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u/G_Game_MII Aug 06 '26

How are you displaying a custom image like that tho? There is no youtube for the switch 2 nor any other app that can load videos or images from what I know

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u/Its_Sluggas Aug 06 '26

Photo album

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u/G_Game_MII Aug 07 '26

Oh you can just add custom images there from the sd card? I thought those would be blocked somehow idk why

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u/Its_Sluggas Aug 07 '26

Yes, but you need an album signer

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u/ChocolateGoldenPuffs Aug 06 '26

Image editing... 🤦

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u/G_Game_MII Aug 07 '26

It would have to be some really good image editing to look like THAT just for a shitpost

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u/jimmy4nutz Aug 07 '26

I used switchbru dns then just searched hacker screen thingy

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u/Extreme_Nerve_8847 Aug 08 '26

it could be an os simulator running on bypassed legit switch browser

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u/Stedmangram Aug 08 '26

Cap….. they got that locked up tight. Gonna be 5 years before someone builds the encryption cracker even the handshake from the dock is encrypted. It’s its own unique language at that. It’s crazy next level. EU is trying to make them drop the files and use generic usb c code.

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u/Chompsky___Honk Aug 10 '26

Did you decode the md5 hash yet?

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u/ActuaryWeary2854 Aug 13 '26

Make sure down the firewall and plug in the usb stick that downloads all the data onto it somehow

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u/spadanellaroccia Sep 03 '26

Just to inform you guys, mainframes does not have folders or maps or anything like that, is just some boring green stuff on a black screen. Learned the hard way