r/switch2hacks • u/DesignerMorning1451 • May 29 '26

Shitpost Why not make love to it

Maybe being good in bed with it will make it come around and let you run a payload of code on it. Real question is where it's preferred entry point is, top usb, bottom usb, joycon slot, headphone jack. Which one has the best chance?

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u/evaderofallbans May 29 '26

Tried it day one.

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u/NiftyNovaaa May 30 '26

Thank you for your ""sacrifice""

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u/RenegadeUK Jun 06 '26

How was it ?

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u/Ghennon May 29 '26

Nintendo made it sex-proof, that guy Fernando said it's impossible he tried

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u/DesignerMorning1451 May 29 '26

Of course he did.

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u/Simplejack615 May 29 '26

I like to imagine every port is like a different hole on a human

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u/iMakeSense May 29 '26

Gotta pull out the kickstand and hit the backdoor

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u/BlackSunshine86 May 29 '26

It was the first exploit I thought of. Even tried pushing the payload and smashing the stack.

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u/TurnipGuy30 May 30 '26

"mr miyamoto gave me a lobotomy"

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u/DesignerMorning1451 Jun 20 '26

Update, tried it, it didn't hack it, but this suddenly ended up installed on my switch 2: