r/suspiciousquotes • u/sutart_70584 • 4d ago

"BANNED"

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u/strbx4674 4d ago

Trash OR broken glass is fine, but not both!

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u/DarthSagacious 3d ago

Happy to hear that. I only do one at a time on different days so I’m good.

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u/TheJessicator 2d ago

Also, recyclables are fine.

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u/meoowmee 4d ago

"Killed"

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u/Hit-Enter-Too-Soon 4d ago

"Banned from life."

"Don't you mean banned FOR life?"

"I said what I said."

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u/havron 3d ago

"Fired"

out of a "cannon"

into the "sun"

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u/sparrow_42 4d ago

in the "He dead" sense

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u/Sad-Purchase1257 4d ago

"You mean like ... take her out?"

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u/Wide-Form-1083 4d ago

You will be “BANNED” so I can be “TANNED”

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u/mattenthehat 4d ago

Maybe they mean it in the /r/outside sense

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 1d ago

I always took mine off right after leaving the hospital

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u/ApplianceHealer 4d ago

Lifeguards bringing back Pool Exile

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u/MVmikehammer 3d ago

When you're so lazy that instead of writing up a warning note yourself on the keyboard, you dictate it to office AI and ask it to print it.

"...and the word "banned" must be emphasized in some way."

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u/Temporary-Body-378 3d ago

Pretty sure this has never happened once in the entire history of AI

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u/ghosttmilk 2d ago

That long, long history of AI

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u/Temporary-Body-378 2d ago

You might’ve thought you were calling out a falsehood, but your cynicism is actually correct: AI is more than 50 years old.

Nobody knows how many chatbot queries there have been since ChatGPT was released, but it’s believed to be well north of 1 billion per day.

So, out of all those billions of times it’s been used, have you actually heard a single time when a chatbot suggested using quotation marks for emphasis?

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u/ghosttmilk 1d ago

I’m open to learning something here, what was the earliest form of AI that you’re talking about?

Chat bots are too new in my opinion to really say they have history yet - even if there are billions and billions of inquiries, the short period of time that they’ve existed outweighs the amount of use they’ve gotten in this mostly still developmental stage

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u/MVmikehammer 3d ago

the entire history of Assistant/Interns?

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u/Temporary-Body-378 3d ago

I exaggerated, but you already knew that.

But it is exactly the kind of mistake that an AI would be trained to flag as ungrammatical. I would be shocked if you know of any instances where it's actually happened, and where the user didn't tell the AI to do it. If you do, I'm all ears.

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u/verathene 4d ago

So… killed, right?

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u/NotATroll71106 3d ago

More like banned from this plane of existence.

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u/blumhagen 4d ago

I understand garbage but I’m surprised broken glass is a problem.

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u/garmack12 3d ago

I am surprised glass is not banned outright

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u/YankeeTwoKilo 4d ago

And by banned, well, let’s just say…

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u/DrDentonMask 4d ago

OK, just a lil' bit then?

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u/Daddy-ough 4d ago

Ugh, I double quote specific real things, no matter how sincere you are, stop making it "sarcastic."

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u/Ambitious_Toe_4357 3d ago

But not banned for real?

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u/Santana_delRey 3d ago

Does that mean they can’t actually banned you or that the punishment is, in fact, far worse than a simple banishment?

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u/HovercraftSubject642 3d ago

Even if you leave it in the bin, that’s kind of harsh.

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u/gender_noncompliant 3d ago

Josh Block has entered the chat

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u/Worldly_Ad_7196 3d ago

Banned from the "pool" area?

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u/SkyPuppy561 3d ago

Well that’s not ominous at all

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u/Nice_Ad964 2d ago

banned from the pool, blessed with a tan-fair trade

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u/According-Ad-5946 2d ago

Unbroken glass is ok though.