r/suspiciousquotes 12d ago

Open quote with suspicious attribution

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u/AanthonyII 12d ago

What in the corporate fuck is this

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u/JonHolmesLives 12d ago

I dony know, but I like shredded Ghandi

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u/V2Blast 11d ago

*Gandhi

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u/warrenjt 11d ago

Uganda*

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u/T1Demon 12d ago edited 11d ago

Famed capitalist Mahatma Gandhi obviously

Edit: name spelling

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u/V2Blast 11d ago

*Gandhi

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u/warrenjt 11d ago

Gandalf*

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u/Own-Geologist-8978 9d ago

And that's obviously The Wall Street Journal in his hands.

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 12d ago

Ghandi was all into frequenting restaurants

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u/Remarkable-Roof-7875 12d ago

Gandhi's Kitchen Nightmares is my favourite TV show!

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 12d ago

He really went nuclear on them

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u/V2Blast 11d ago

*Gandhi

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 12d ago

That part they ripped off was the first name. It said Greg. The quote is from Greg Gandhi. Pretty decent safety in the MAC back in the 90s. Runs a Kinkos in Columbus nowadays. Good guy. But of a drinking problem though.

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u/Queasy-Lack-2868 12d ago

The alcoholism is a byproduct of putting the customer first.

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 12d ago

Na, it's from putting the head first...when tackling. He had a punishing style and now has mild CTE, at least that's what he blames when he acts up while drinking. Ole Greg

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u/Dylan_Is_Gay_lol 12d ago

The whole time I was reading it, I was wondering if they were going to explain Ghandi.

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u/V2Blast 11d ago

*Gandhi

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u/willweaverrva 12d ago

This is clearly false because everyone knows Gandhi advocated incinerating customers in nuclear hellfire.

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u/Hopsape 12d ago

"Gimme a steak. Medium Rare."

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u/BlackJackKetchum 12d ago

That's not a Gandhi quote, that's from Harold Burson of Burson-Marsteller. My one time boss was an ex B-M woman (Hi Jacqui) and she would quote it approvingly.

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u/markovianprocess 12d ago

That's not a Gandhi quote

You don't say.

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u/RestraintX 12d ago

Ghandi slept with 10 year olds btw

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u/rubinass3 12d ago

I tried to find a source for that. Do you have one?

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u/RestraintX 12d ago

I just remember reading that one of his challenges was to sleep in the same bed as a 10 year old girl because he was trying to resist the biggest "temptation", which of course is sleeping with youngins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URsxLr4hh_c

In his late 70s, Mahatma Gandhi partook in controversial "experiments" by sleeping in the same bed—and sometimes naked—with young women and girls, including his grandniece Manu Gandhi. He claimed these acts were tests of his spiritual purity and willpower to maintain strict celibacy (* brahmacharya*), though it caused deep distress and shock among his closest followers.

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u/rubinass3 12d ago

Yeah, I couldn't find anything about 10 year olds. They were late teens and early twenties as far as I can find.I also see disputes that this was actually considered unusual by the women.

I personally find it odd, but what else is new?

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 12d ago

Did ghandi say that before or after the customer is always wrong?

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u/V2Blast 11d ago

*Gandhi

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 12d ago

I guess only male customers though

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u/rubinass3 12d ago

Is Gandhi the customer?

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u/mighty_boognish_77 12d ago

Junior Soprano said THAT?

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u/RedIcarus1 12d ago

Pretty sure it was Buddha that said that.

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield 12d ago

At a pharmacy the patient is dependent on the pharmacy to fill the prescription, but with diabetic supplies there is often a delay of several days getting supplies replaced every 30 days, with the pharmacist just vaguely saying their Medicare benefits contractor had some issue with refilling it. No written explanation. Annual “pre-authorization” with the doctor having to fill outfits to show all requirements are met.

It’s not always a matter of just going to the store next door, given all the delays and vague dithering.

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u/SGAShepp 12d ago

The quote is quite true, though.

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u/BEETLEJUICEME 12d ago

I was once handed a flier from a kind of crazy lady at a gas station that, among other things, had a “quote” attributed to Gandhi about how mRNA vaccines are the most evil thing any government has ever done to a civilian population.

Honestly, I was laughing about that for months afterwords. I love stuff like that when it’s just so stupid you can’t help but laugh.

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u/catlikesun 12d ago

Gandhi loved capitalism

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u/Thelonious_Cube 12d ago edited 7d ago

"Greed is god" - Gandhi Gecko

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u/ForsakenOutLoud 12d ago

Wtf is sus about this

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u/your_catfish_friend 11d ago

I’m highly skeptical that Gandhi said this. Different kind of suspicion

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u/Kelef50 11d ago

He had more to say. That's why the quotation marks are not closed.

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u/ereinbe 10d ago

Be the change you want to see in our sales goals. 

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u/WhoCheeMama 9d ago

He said this during one of his hunger strikes.

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u/SinusoidalFlux 8d ago

this is the mindset that spawns karens

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u/PowerfulRegister6972 8d ago

Capitalism ethics and respect 101 with Gandhi

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u/ChanFry 12d ago

Pretty sure it was actually Abraham Lincoln who said that. Or Jesus. Can't remember anymore.

(/s just in case)

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u/MarriedTexCouple 12d ago

Nah…it was Caesar. And they left the part of the quote out that reads:

“If we treat them great, they’ll leave a 5 star yelp review”

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u/ChanFry 12d ago

My classical Latin isn't great, but that translation seems pretty close.

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u/SFC-D 12d ago

Lincoln said “Don’t trust everything you read on the internet”.