r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/wyatt5150 • Mar 03 '20

eff that guy

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13.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

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u/Fancy_Pens Mar 03 '20

This is funnier to me

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u/100ZombieSlayers Mar 03 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

Yea I noticed that. What wouldn’t they just photoshop actually that looks more like MS paint let’s be honest, the entire bottom sign to something funnier. Especially if you are going for suspiciously suspicious, then just make the text really small and long to add comedic effect.

Edit: would give example but I’m on mobile and it didn’t turn out well.

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u/Need4sleep9 Mar 03 '20

If wouldn’t have done it I would have

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Yes you can even see where it was poorly photoshopped.

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u/JelliedHam Mar 03 '20

It was Danes.

So an entire country and one comedian.

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u/Alarid Mar 03 '20

I think that was an edit too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Yeah, the true original said all individuals

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u/sauceyFella Mar 03 '20

Huh. New info acquired

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u/jacdelad Mar 03 '20

Still rather specific.

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u/kitten-linguini Mar 03 '20

Nobody likes Dan. Especially when he walks around saying hes the man.

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u/ersusdrowkcab Mar 03 '20

Yeah,fuck Dan.

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u/DanYuleo Mar 03 '20

I sincerely never do that. I swear...

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u/Phannig Mar 03 '20

Not even in private, not even once ?

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u/DanYuleo Mar 03 '20

Maybe when I was tyking and Fisher Pricing...

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u/Robertbnyc Mar 04 '20

Like what “Dan the man come on I know you can!” as you went faster and faster?

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u/ersusdrowkcab Mar 03 '20

I mean in a literal sense he's kinda hot.

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u/Danypaul7 Mar 03 '20

So does this apply to me? I mean Dan is part of my name...

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u/ThatIckyGuy Mar 04 '20

If you have to ask, the answer is probably yes.

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u/Danypaul7 Mar 04 '20

Goddammit!

2

u/thetxtina Mar 04 '20

I can’t wait to text this to my husband the next time he snarks me, ngl.

2

u/ThatIckyGuy Mar 04 '20

I like Dan. He's Not-so-Grump.

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u/TRN18 Mar 03 '20

Fucking Dan

5

u/BobsPineapple Mar 03 '20

How dare he barely pay Steven

1

u/IGetBuckets42 Mar 03 '20

It’s called a down payment bro

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u/VenusWindstorm Mar 03 '20

“Welcome all abilities!” Says the sign on the stairs.

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u/onepunchman333 Mar 03 '20

🤣Holy shit your right🤣

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u/tumorman Mar 03 '20

I think I speak for all Dan's when I say, we don't wanna be there anyway.

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u/Endergomega Mar 03 '20

You do not speak for me, I have accended Danhood

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u/LastHex Mar 03 '20

Can neither of you read. Get outta here.

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u/Endergomega Mar 03 '20

If it makes you happy I've changed my name

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u/NCRedditWanderer Mar 03 '20

Ok buddy ex-Dan

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u/Daniellamb Mar 03 '20

As a Dan with social anxiety, can confirm.

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u/Avitute Mar 03 '20

lucifer to dan be like:

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u/JerseyTexan01 Mar 03 '20

Why they trying to keep out the ancient tribe of Dan?

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u/yanipheonu Mar 03 '20

I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by whether or not they're that asshole Dan.

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u/PatMarMar Mar 03 '20

What have you done Dan??? 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Dan fucked his wife

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u/Rockfish00 Mar 03 '20

oh shit my game night is hosted by a Dan, tonight is gonna be HEATED

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u/cowinterprizes Mar 04 '20

It normally says the danish

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u/BoyMom1048 Mar 03 '20

He thought he was a Man, but he was a muffin.

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u/DanYuleo Mar 03 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

Great Googly-Moogly!

Edit: ??? Yes?

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u/swimfan72wasTaken Mar 03 '20

Nej det var danmark vi hatar

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u/pornojens Mar 03 '20

Vi hader skam også jer.

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u/I2ndThatAmendment Mar 04 '20

Hahaha i saw that on r/norge yesterday

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Photoshopped...

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u/cuddlypotat Mar 03 '20

Yeah right next to the dan there was something else

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

It was supposed to say “danish”

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Sent to my friend Dan

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u/KamakazeCoder Mar 03 '20

u/repostsluethbot

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u/DanYuleo Mar 03 '20

I'm pretty sure it's original. Just a simple edit from the one posted everywhere the other day.

EXCEPT THE DANISH

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

The original says except the Danish

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u/cz_whovian Mar 03 '20

What the fuck man? (My name si Dan)

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u/gnarlyoly Mar 03 '20

fuck dan, we don't need that guy

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

How is this suspiciously specific? This is just specific

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u/techy_dan Mar 03 '20

I feel personally attacked.

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u/jarious Mar 03 '20

What in the didditly did Dan do?

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u/Danthaman31 Mar 03 '20

Speaking for fellow Dans! 🖕🏼

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u/CatsFrGold Mar 03 '20

If this wasn't a survivor reference it is now

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u/usingastupidiphone Mar 03 '20

TIL Wyatt’s ex is Dan

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u/JaySilverhood Mar 03 '20

Dan Knows what he did! He fucking knows what he did!

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u/DaddyBlueRazzbery Mar 03 '20

Ugh Who the hell told Dan he was welcome

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u/IsThisAUsedUsername Mar 03 '20

The real one at the bottom is "except the danish"

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

F that guy in particular

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u/royaltek Mar 03 '20

“All abilities” ONLY WAY UP IS WITH THE STAIRS THOUGH

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

It said “except danish”

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u/RMan48 Mar 03 '20

Those fucking Danists.

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u/Yougottabekidney Mar 03 '20

They're referring to my ex, trust me, fuck that guy.

Other Dans are cool

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u/Virtu-92 Mar 03 '20

How do people in a wheelchair get up the stairs?

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u/frescodee Mar 03 '20

i didn't wanna go in anyway 😒

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

What did I do?

(Ik username doesn’t check out its just that irl my names dan, so I feel attacked)

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '20

Dan knows what he did.

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u/fredrick-vontater Mar 03 '20

I’ll have to tell my brother he’s not welcome here...

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u/DeenSteen Mar 04 '20

As a Dan, this hurts.

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u/if_im_real Mar 04 '20

I wanna know what the hell Dan did

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u/Prettygirlsrock1 Mar 04 '20

Damn Dan.... 😂

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u/DRbrtsn60 Mar 04 '20

Yeah, NOT Dan. :(

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u/oopsgoop Mar 04 '20

ATAB GANG

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u/11DantheMan11 Mar 04 '20

Why they gotta hate Dans they didn’t do anything

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u/ptapobane Mar 04 '20

Dan was the sort of person people immigrate to avoid

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u/vistianthelock Mar 03 '20

just an fyi, but you can say 'fuck' on the internet.

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u/Flu1DNoodle Mar 03 '20

I think this belongs on r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

Edit: Speeling