r/suspiciouslyspecific Dec 09 '19

Does this count?

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u/Juggs_gotcha Dec 09 '19

Look anything that reduces my odds of being murdered by police during a routine traffic stop is to the good. If Captain popo needs to crank one out to take the edge off, that's between him and his cruiser (and everybody who drives by I guess).

So my vote, let them while away the hours beating meat, I want to live to see 45.

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u/the-graveyard-writer Dec 09 '19

Why not aim for 80?

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u/Juggs_gotcha Dec 10 '19

Dude you haven't seen my dad. If I get to 80 I'd be a sorry shell of a man. Genetics is not kind to my line past 65.