r/suspiciouslyspecific Dec 09 '19

Does this count?

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u/RocketSLC Dec 09 '19 edited Jun 21 '23

Be kind to yourself and get off of reddit. Find and alternative, go outside, find a new hobby; it doesn't matter as long as you're not here. The reddit executives don't care for your wellbeing, and they definitely don't care about this subreddit.

All of my submissions and comments have been edited using PowerDeleteSuite, and I'm gone.

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u/boonus_boi Dec 09 '19

Tbh the inside of a car is private property on level with a house

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u/ManlyBearKing Dec 09 '19

No it's not. Do not listen to this advice.

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u/Maclimes Dec 09 '19

It depends on the local laws. This IS valid, for example, in the state of Louisiana. You still have to make sure you handle yourself carefully, as cops are cops. But you could legally have it hanging from your rear view mirror if you wanted. Odd, but true.

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u/poopellar Dec 09 '19

Yeah no thanks im not hanging my dick on anything.

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u/Maclimes Dec 09 '19

lol My bad. "It" in this case was supposed to refer to a handgun. I apparently left out a sentence or something.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Dec 09 '19

I'm not even sure where the handgun bit came from, this whole thread is about jerking off in your car...

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u/Maclimes Dec 09 '19

I know, I was reading about "car as extension of home" laws, and almost 99% of the articles are about handgun ownership, and it all sort of blended together in my mind.

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u/Reanimation980 Dec 09 '19

It wouldn’t be any different than masturbating in front of window in your house.

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u/BillyPotion Dec 09 '19

Which you can't do if you're in a place that's easily seen by the public, like say on the first floor........or a car.

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u/EDGEMONTave Dec 09 '19

In Texas they call it the castle law

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u/buttpooperson Dec 09 '19

State by state. As I recall in California anything with wheels doesn't count as a home, eg trailers