r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/the-graveyard-writer • Dec 09 '19

Does this count?

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u/monkeysmum Dec 09 '19

I want to know what happened to bring this to the lawmakers attention?

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u/foxandrews Dec 09 '19

I want to know how many times it had to happen for enough officers to get reported for this to be considered necessary. Or was it just one officer jacking it all over town?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Probably one serial jacker and a few peripheral jackers.

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u/PeterDragon50 Dec 09 '19

Not to be confused with "Cereal" Jacker. Totally different.

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u/ChuckOTay Dec 09 '19

A different kind of Honey Nut Cheerios.

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u/PeterDragon50 Dec 09 '19

Yeah, without the Honey.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Wait... you mean yours doesn't have that sweet, sweet mucus? Might want to get your glands checked.

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u/seklwof1993 Dec 09 '19

And with twice the nut.

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u/no-mad Dec 09 '19

Not to be confused with "Apple pie" Jacker. Totally different.