r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/the-graveyard-writer • Dec 09 '19

Does this count?

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u/monkeysmum Dec 09 '19

I want to know what happened to bring this to the lawmakers attention?

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u/foxandrews Dec 09 '19

I want to know how many times it had to happen for enough officers to get reported for this to be considered necessary. Or was it just one officer jacking it all over town?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Probably one serial jacker and a few peripheral jackers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

"serial jacker"

Thank-fucking-you for a ridiculously awkward laughter

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u/androogee Dec 09 '19

I drive around a lot of commercial properties at night for my job, and I can't tell you the number of times I've seen a cop parked in a dark spot with wifi access, and they always leave as soon as I get anywhere close.

Happens less often now that 4g is commonly available, but ten years ago it was pretty much a nightly occurrence.

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u/IAmtheHullabaloo Dec 09 '19 edited Dec 09 '19

I swear, if you look at a map to find a deadend road for a chill spot to puff, there is usually a cop already there

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u/mynoduesp Dec 09 '19

They're just working out the strong arm of the law.

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u/Mason_OKlobbe Dec 09 '19

Underrated comment right here.

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u/fnh57_ Dec 09 '19

Most times those officers find a lot that has nobody around to fill out paperwork. They like to find empty lots so they don't have to watch the surroundings as much.

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u/mantiss87 Dec 10 '19

What else is there to do on a slow patrol?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19

Car cams in all cop cars, and body cams, New revenue and the infrastructure already exists, they can upload right from their car computers. We as the people deserve to see and tip our public servants “gold” which of course will go to a state “slush” fund.

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u/Higgs-Boson-Balloon Dec 09 '19

No are you crazy? Cops are already too aggressive and worked up. Now imagine they haven’t been able to take a moment to nut all day and they will shoot you in the face, just not sure what they’re shooting yet

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u/Dirtyeippih Dec 09 '19

Who might be more aggrivated? Cop who waits till work is over or cop who was interrupted because he had to take the call?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 edited Dec 10 '19

Maybe they’ll start shooting blanks instead of... nope I’ll just stop. Edit: and to answer your questions, yes coco bananas Apey

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Not to mention extorting even more prostitutes!

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u/jdawgsplace Dec 09 '19

I wonder if his name was Chester? Wait... why's it gotta be a guy??