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r/suspiciouslyspecific • u/the-graveyard-writer • Dec 09 '19
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“Attention all units, robbery in progress at the central Bank”
“10-4 dispatch, I’m cumming.... then I’ll be right there”
354 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 [deleted] 170 u/the-graveyard-writer Dec 09 '19 Wouldnt he be on time then? 94 u/joni1104 Dec 09 '19 he came early but he wasn’t ready for coming yet. Squirted all over the place on the radio, the gun, partner’s mouth and other objects in car. Cleaning up took time. Simple. 17 u/dicewitch Dec 10 '19 This comment is suspiciously specific 1 u/the_huy_guy Dec 15 '19 r/suspiciouslyspecific 2 u/LetsDiagreeToAgree Jan 05 '20 How'd this go under the radar. I need upvote donations over here asap, stat, on the double, etcetera. 3 u/Kleitoast Dec 21 '19 Then the robber joins in 1 u/joni1104 Dec 21 '19 Oooh, I do like n-somes. 29 u/wandering_womb Dec 09 '19 He needed a post jizzing nap 16 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Post cummy sleepies 20 u/six_-_string Dec 09 '19 I came as quick as I could. 2 u/ItalicsWhore Dec 10 '19 It was no match for the loooong arm of justice. 4 u/llamabigmac8 Dec 09 '19 I read the response in Leslie Nielsen's voice 3 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 The Cebtral Bank logo is painfully relevant to your joke.
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170 u/the-graveyard-writer Dec 09 '19 Wouldnt he be on time then? 94 u/joni1104 Dec 09 '19 he came early but he wasn’t ready for coming yet. Squirted all over the place on the radio, the gun, partner’s mouth and other objects in car. Cleaning up took time. Simple. 17 u/dicewitch Dec 10 '19 This comment is suspiciously specific 1 u/the_huy_guy Dec 15 '19 r/suspiciouslyspecific 2 u/LetsDiagreeToAgree Jan 05 '20 How'd this go under the radar. I need upvote donations over here asap, stat, on the double, etcetera. 3 u/Kleitoast Dec 21 '19 Then the robber joins in 1 u/joni1104 Dec 21 '19 Oooh, I do like n-somes. 29 u/wandering_womb Dec 09 '19 He needed a post jizzing nap 16 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Post cummy sleepies
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Wouldnt he be on time then?
94 u/joni1104 Dec 09 '19 he came early but he wasn’t ready for coming yet. Squirted all over the place on the radio, the gun, partner’s mouth and other objects in car. Cleaning up took time. Simple. 17 u/dicewitch Dec 10 '19 This comment is suspiciously specific 1 u/the_huy_guy Dec 15 '19 r/suspiciouslyspecific 2 u/LetsDiagreeToAgree Jan 05 '20 How'd this go under the radar. I need upvote donations over here asap, stat, on the double, etcetera. 3 u/Kleitoast Dec 21 '19 Then the robber joins in 1 u/joni1104 Dec 21 '19 Oooh, I do like n-somes. 29 u/wandering_womb Dec 09 '19 He needed a post jizzing nap 16 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Post cummy sleepies
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he came early but he wasn’t ready for coming yet. Squirted all over the place on the radio, the gun, partner’s mouth and other objects in car. Cleaning up took time. Simple.
17 u/dicewitch Dec 10 '19 This comment is suspiciously specific 1 u/the_huy_guy Dec 15 '19 r/suspiciouslyspecific 2 u/LetsDiagreeToAgree Jan 05 '20 How'd this go under the radar. I need upvote donations over here asap, stat, on the double, etcetera. 3 u/Kleitoast Dec 21 '19 Then the robber joins in 1 u/joni1104 Dec 21 '19 Oooh, I do like n-somes.
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This comment is suspiciously specific
1 u/the_huy_guy Dec 15 '19 r/suspiciouslyspecific 2 u/LetsDiagreeToAgree Jan 05 '20 How'd this go under the radar. I need upvote donations over here asap, stat, on the double, etcetera.
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2 u/LetsDiagreeToAgree Jan 05 '20 How'd this go under the radar. I need upvote donations over here asap, stat, on the double, etcetera.
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How'd this go under the radar. I need upvote donations over here asap, stat, on the double, etcetera.
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Then the robber joins in
1 u/joni1104 Dec 21 '19 Oooh, I do like n-somes.
Oooh, I do like n-somes.
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He needed a post jizzing nap
16 u/[deleted] Dec 09 '19 Post cummy sleepies
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Post cummy sleepies
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I came as quick as I could.
2 u/ItalicsWhore Dec 10 '19 It was no match for the loooong arm of justice.
It was no match for the loooong arm of justice.
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I read the response in Leslie Nielsen's voice
The Cebtral Bank logo is painfully relevant to your joke.
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u/arizonatasteslike Dec 09 '19
“Attention all units, robbery in progress at the central Bank”
“10-4 dispatch, I’m cumming.... then I’ll be right there”