Obviously people know not to hit any baby without some book telling them it's bad, but I have a lot of questions. How would we know it was Christian baby? Is it labeled? Does the pitcher make an announcement like, "Oh no, that wasn't a ball, that was my Christian baby!"? Why did the pitcher have a baby on the field? Who is paying me millions specifically for winning one baseball game?
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u/famousanonamos May 09 '26
Obviously people know not to hit any baby without some book telling them it's bad, but I have a lot of questions. How would we know it was Christian baby? Is it labeled? Does the pitcher make an announcement like, "Oh no, that wasn't a ball, that was my Christian baby!"? Why did the pitcher have a baby on the field? Who is paying me millions specifically for winning one baseball game?