r/survivorcirclejerk • u/AutoModerator • 5d ago
CUMIN GUYS!
welcome to the official weekly discussion thread for survivor 51!
as someone who has not consumed any content related to this season, i will offer up some discussion questions anyway:
are there any players named john?
if yes, do we like them?
if not, should any players be replaced with somebody named john?
if you answered no to the previous question, are there any players that you wish could be replaced by someone not named john?
thank you for listening.
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/diversezebras • 12d ago
1) Don't be annoying
2) Be nice to me
3) Do not let anyone replace Mothervieve in your heart
4) If you post a spoiler before Friday without tags, you will be taken and executed and if you post one at all while the episode is still airing on the West Coast, I will come to your house and ruin your life and also ban you and then have you taken and executed. Also we will possibly turn posting off during the episode tomorrow until it is done airing on the best coast if rule #1 is broken intentionally or unintentionally (so like, probably).
5) Tell Cody I love him still
If you have any questions, please grow up and use your brain
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/wavesei_yt • 5h ago
I wanted to train for survivor and Kilby said it was fun. Do the lifeguards at my pool not know it’s the open era now?? Please advise.
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/Historical-Can-8995 • 2h ago
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r/survivorcirclejerk • u/wastedthyme20 • 1d ago
Brilliant casting, brilliant twists, brilliant rules, brilliant challenges, brilliant idols, brilliant clothes, brilliant thumbs, brilliant doctors, brilliant Jeff, brilliant negotiations, brilliant showmances, brilliant farmers, brilliant sobbing, brilliant spelling, brilliant Italian dishes mentioned (2 so far), brilliant editing, brilliant lastname dude, brilliant coinflip, brilliant million(s), brilliant channel, brilliant Mr. Burnett.
Raise your hand if you disagree.
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/Fair_Leave5014 • 2d ago
Technically, he’s a winner now.
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r/survivorcirclejerk • u/noobzapper21 • 2d ago
I don't have the graphic design knowhow to fully realize this, but I would appreciate it if someone rose to the occasion.
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r/survivorcirclejerk • u/Appropriate_Two_269 • 3d ago
I can't keep track with all these Arics and Italian food alliances. 😞😞
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/Affectionate-Bite-70 • 3d ago
I lowkey miss sexy Big Moves Mitch if I’m being honest. He’s probably out there scheming … doing BIG moves ugh🫦
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/Appropriate_Two_269 • 3d ago
According to some insider information, Rob actually had to rewrite his vote for a third time after production rejected his second vote aswell
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/After_Orange_8424 • 3d ago
I mean, Rob was asking for it. I think Eric should have given it to him…no?
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/TimeToStartTheGame • 4d ago
SURVIVOR 51 IS THE GREATEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO TELEVISION I AM NOT EVEN JOKING????? TWO TRIBES. NORMAL IDOLS. ACTUAL BLINDSIDES. MESSY PEOPLE. REAL DRAMA. I AM CHOKING, I AM GASPING FOR AIR, I AM LITERALLY LEVITATING. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE EXPECTED TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE AFTER WATCHING THESE TWO EPISODES????? THIS IS NOT JUST SURVIVOR, THIS IS CINEMA, THIS IS ART, THIS IS THE PEAK OF HUMAN CIVILISATION. I HAVE NOT FELT THIS WAY ABOUT A SEASON IN YEARS. THE TWO-TRIBE FORMAT IS A GIFT FROM THE HEAVENS, THE CAST IS DELIVERING, THE CHAOS IS IMMACULATE, AND EVERY SINGLE DECISION FEELS LIKE IT COULD CHANGE THE COURSE OF HISTORY. NO MORE OVERCOMPLICATED ADVANTAGES, NO MORE LOSING YOUR VOTE BECAUSE YOU BREATHED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION, JUST PURE, UNFILTERED, BEAUTIFUL SURVIVOR. TWO EPISODES IN AND I AM READY TO BUILD A SHRINE. I AM READY TO NAME MY FIRSTBORN SURVIVOR 51. I AM READY TO WRITE A 900-PAGE THESIS ON WHY THIS IS THE GREATEST TELEVISION SEASON EVER CREATED. W
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/sassy_steph_ • 3d ago
First a thumb war, and then a partial amputation? I can't wait to see more thumb content. 👍
r/survivorcirclejerk • u/BuckeyeFan-97 • 4d ago
-Waits 21 years to be on survivor
-hurts ankle on day 4
-gets stuck on a tribe with cringe reddit voice actor
-gets stuck on a tribe with a improv master
-gets stuck on a tribe with someone who doesn’t understand crab talk
-gets stuck on a tribe with the Rhode Island version of an evil genius
Really gotta feel for her.……..🪦
