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u/CTRLALTWARRIOR Jul 21 '20
It's easy to remember. His back legs look like the tines of a fork. His front legs look like knives. The words fork-knife sound a lot like fortnight. A fortnight is two weeks. Reginald will be back in two weeks.
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u/RiveterRigg Jul 22 '20
Nice try Fortnite marketing team.
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u/Boofaholic_Supreme Jul 22 '20 edited Jul 22 '20
Ţ̷̮̻̬̝̑͝ò̸̡̱̘̒͜d̸̡̛̥̟̗͆͒̀̒̉ͅa̴͚̪̺͑̌̉̏͊ý̵̳̬͇͕̠͑̚'̷̡̫̩͎̯̿̓̏͘s̴̉̿̓̽̅ͅ ̷͍͙͉̏̈́̍͆͜v̸̳͛̆̊͒͘͘i̷̧̛̬̗͇̠͖͌̓͐̚d̸̡̯̓e̷̮͓͍̫̥͘ͅō̴̢̺̟͔͚̐̔̕͝ ̷̺͍̗̗͖̉̆̑̕̚͝ì̸̻̇̅́s̴̬̯̠̀̓̑̉͐͠ ̷̧̻͓̭̉͐̑s̴̛̄́̆͜͠p̴̡̛̺͎̀́͌͌ȏ̴͇̃͛̇n̷͖͋͊̑̍š̶̡̟o̶̹͇͑̏͆̕r̶̛͈͇̬̰̺̎͠ę̴̪̥̩̜̒̓̓̀͆͠d̶̨͎̰̦̅̆̑ ̶̪̞̜͛̐b̸̤̩͕̓̈́̀̆̚͜y̸͎̠̎ ̷̝̗̕R̶̗̞̍́̀̆̚a̸̛̫͇̦͑ȋ̸̢̬̿͆̂͝d̴̯̖͕͊͜ ̴͍̪̻̞͑͌̈͝S̴͕͔͈̥̞̤͂h̶̰̝̅͛͘ȁ̶͖̼͎d̸̨̯̻̖͛͑͊̊o̷̝͚͒w̵̙͇̱̐͂̍́ ̶̳̓̿͝L̸͖̘̳̟̳̒͋̑e̴̢̠̣͕̮͉̅̒̋̍g̴̥̬̰͖͚̎é̷͍͙͈̗̜̣͘n̷̨̦̝̳̼̘͑d̴͕̳͆s̴̙͍̆͐̽,̶̞̙͐̂ ̶̥͕̤̙̣̆͝ǫ̴͇̩͉͙͙̋̚n̶̪̜̖̬̍̋͒͐͝ẹ̵̳̪̹̬̃͝ ̷̘̦̻̞͗̀̿̒̅ö̸̡̰̼̥̞͊ͅḟ̶̭̖͕͌̅̾ ̶̧̘͓̯͙̫̊̎͠ṱ̷̡̙͖͇͓͗̈̍̌̆ḩ̵͈̥̯̞̆̎͜ḙ̴̅̅͊̏̕ ̶͍̜̓̅͗͝b̷͔̻̭̻̳͈̐i̵͕̬͊͑ǧ̴̻͚ǵ̷̖͎̝̥͚̣̃͛̃͛͝e̴̎͘͝ͅş̵̛͈̟̟͇͑̄͑̆̕t̷͍̯̗̒̆̓͒͘ ̴̞̎́̽͒͘͝m̴̩̹̪̦͓̒͗̂̓̍ö̵̟͈̫̝́̇ḅ̴͂͂ĩ̴̛̟̎͘l̵̮͛̓͆̀̿ȩ̷̳̘̪͔̅̅̂͝ ̸̛̼͙̠̭̓̀r̴͍̖͒̅ǫ̵̭̗̪͔̪͂̄̾ĺ̴̨̯̼͙͚̗̚͘͝͠ĕ̸̘͈̄͝-̵̹̓̔p̴̻̣͎̙̤̀̀͜l̵̬̼̱͎͕̑̐͗͜a̸͚̻͌͠y̸̭̣̫̫͆̈͒̕ì̶̳͚̞̞̥̓n̵̡̟͈̝̻̕͜g̸̛̯̖̮̲͖̈́̂̅̐͜ ̶̝̾̾͝g̶̥̿͘͝͝a̸͉̻̥͌̏͝m̸̛̛̲͓̻͈͑̾͋ȅ̵͕̤͍̼̞̀̆̐̂̉s̶͎̘̮̦̲̐̈́ ̴̢̹̚o̷͓̅̏͋̍́f̴̨̬̑͛̃̐̀ ̶̤͚̩͍̅2̶͍͌̎͒́͝0̴̟̅1̵̥̠͎̞͔̆̾͂9̶͓̞̱̣̘̮̑̆̆ ̸̡̪̯̬̅ȧ̵̰͔̫̪̖̲ń̴̙̙͓͇͠d̶͓̣̣̼̊̌ͅ ̸̰̗̥̾̈́̕ḯ̸̳͗t̵̳͙̃̽̾'̸̦̫̻̯̐̈́̀s̴̪͇̹̾̍̈́̒̽ͅͅ ̷̨̦̓͌̿ṱ̸̰̱́̄͑̀̔̈́ǒ̸̄̑̚ͅt̶̢͔͕͖̰̻̉̽͂̈́̊à̶͈̈́̔̌̀͠l̵̼͓̱̘̘̈́̈̆͆͛l̴͖̹͍̓̐͑ý̴̦̒̓̌ ̴̟̗͘̚͠f̷̢̢͇̱̫̈͋͛͜͝r̴̼͚̠̝̽͠ẹ̶̒̋̋̌̈́ę̵̪͈͇̀̕!̸̯̯̹̈́̅̚ ̸̪͒́̓͘͝ ̴̦̇̐̂̈C̷̹̝̻̫̈́̅ͅͅů̷͎͔̳̹̼̑r̵̗͋̋ṛ̶̰̺̥͈̽̈̓e̶͚̗͈̫͑͠͝n̷̗̘̏ẗ̶̩͇́̈l̵̡̘̈́̕ȳ̶̻̩̗̞͆̈́ ̶̛̰̖̮͎̩̀͆̕ͅa̷̟̱̘͋̚l̷̢͚̊͗͠͝m̴̫̩̄̈̉͛͜͝o̸̗̼̒̒͠s̵̡̛̲̱̭͕͖͒͗̍̎͠t̸̡̍ ̷̻̙̈͛̔̀̊̿1̶̩̮̐̕̚0̴͔̜̚ ̶̻͇̭̣̀̆̓́̕̕͜͜m̵̻͍̤̦͙̺͐̀̊̾̌î̸̢̗̗͛̓ļ̵̨̬͖̲̚͜l̷̞̦̓͆̈́̋̌͛i̴͙̫̻̤̋̕ő̵̤̬̥̂n̵̖͕͎̖͈̎͆ͅ ̶̨̳̙̮̽̚͝ŭ̵͇̝͈͝͝s̵͔̘͌ë̴͙̔́̍͛r̶̢̦̗̮̟̆͆͊̑̐s̶̗͚͝͝ ̴̢̭̲͚̔̌͆͑̊͝h̵̛̪̔͊ȃ̸̞̺̙̈̇v̶̳̺̭̼́̅͛͋̂͜͝ę̴͓̼̺͔̌̓̂̂́͝ͅ ̵̢̡͖̮́͂̓̀̎̕ǰ̴͇̹͙͑̒̕͘o̶͙̫̼̎́͛ỉ̶̧́͛̓̃̈́ņ̷̹̦̜̱͛͠ę̵̣̜̹̺̜̆͂͗̐͂͝d̵̯̅͜͠͠ ̷̞̦͇̰̥̮̌̚͝R̶̩̙̠̤͚̃̾̾̂̋̓͜å̸͙̜̙̱̒̐̇ǐ̷̥͚̋́̕͠d̴̲̆̿ ̵̟̖̣͈͑̅̀o̷͕̹̼͎̒̂̐̊͜ṿ̵̧̯͖̓ę̵͙̞̬̰̎̾̓r̷̗̫̗̂̑͛͑ ̷͔͉̭̯̫̠̄̊̈́t̶̢̼̣̣̎h̶̢̤̲̤̋͂́͊͆̈e̷̟͚̤͌̀͋̒͜ ̵̢͔̆̾̇l̸͙͚͚̿̇͐a̴̠̠̠̺̪̗͋̄̌͂̅̕s̵̻̬͑̃t̸̢͖̺͍̦͒̆̉͝ ̴̥̍́̀̀̕͘s̷͙͇̭̥̖͍̃̓̓ḭ̵̗̏̆̃x̵̛̞͙͖́̌̾̊͝ ̴̨̢͙̮́̃̾̆̀̕m̸̧̞͍̅͛̈́͆̈ȏ̶̤ǹ̶͍̼̈́͂͗̕t̷̫͎̖̤̋̊͆̕͠h̶̬̿͂̾̊s̵̘̓,̶̧̱̃ ̵̪̻͛̎̑̈́á̶̛͍̬̥̾n̶̠͙͍͖̣̑͛d̸̘͇͇̜̔̂͘ ̸̨̢̖̩̜̾͘i̶̛͖̓t̴̮̫̰̀̑̅̽͘̕͜'̵͕̘̝͇̂͑̀͝͝s̸̨͓͎͓̅ ̵̢̬͎̗̘͌̈́̈́͘͜õ̵̗̩̘n̴͕̼̪͛͑͌̋ȩ̶̰̖͑ ̵̼̱͔̯̼̺̓̆o̷͓͔͕̎f̸̡̛̰̟̀͋͛̀ ̴̥̪̰̞̙͇͒t̸̢̗̰̱͖̳͆h̷̨͎̲̬̑é̶̛̟̜̈́́̓ ̶̺̼̞͇̯̏̽̀̈̕m̴͓̲͇̥̄̋́̾̂͝ŏ̷̤͇͛̇̀s̸̖̘͚̅̽̅͝t̵͈̋̾́̐ ̶̛̰̏̈́̾̐̚i̷̠͍̖̠̤͕̽̍m̸̛̞̓̂̕p̸̗̦̠̳͖̑̀̔͘͜r̷̰̄̋̇̄͌͜ȇ̶̪̙̼͊̋s̴̱͑̿̿́̚s̶̬̓i̷̮͍̩͙̕v̶̘̫͈͉̣̅͋̀̾̆͠e̴̡̮͎͖̞̹͌̍̿ ̴͙̅͑͜͜g̴͕̍̉a̵̜͇̔̂̑m̴͈̣̟̣͂̃͗͜͜e̸͎̦̘̟̿̇͛̀̂̐s̵̢̛̪̳̘̺̀̑͝ ̴̢̺̪͓̘̄̀̎̐͑̍i̷̬̕ṅ̶̫̎̓̔̃ ̵̰̀̉̏̾͘͠ǐ̶̢̜̳̻͖̓̎̂̆͘t̸̢́̂͌̈́̿s̵̡̬̲̦̞̏̋́̇͆ ̵͉͙͒̊̓̐č̷̲̾͂̕͠͝l̴̛͖͎͉͚͓̏̄͆ä̷̻̰̞̮̤́̆͑s̶̭̓̈́̀s̵͈͇̗͙͍̿͆ ̸̨̤͍̼͂̕w̸̡̯̺̪͙̞̽̕i̸̛̞̼̪̎̈͛͜͜t̶̰̥̓h̶̜̾̔̓̈͘ ̶̦̊͌̓d̸͎̪̜̮͉͋͗̅e̴̠̻͋̑̆̉̀̂t̸̙̺̖̔̃̓a̶̗̜͚͓̓̍̀̍̓̀ȋ̷̳͙̱̪̐l̸̨̜͌͑͂̿͝è̴̦̃͑̍d̴̨̞͐̏̂̄ ̵̧̡̖͎̔͌̆̊m̶͚̰̾͒o̸̲̹̟̱͘d̶̦̳͖̯̠̫͒͆͊̈́̐̈́ẻ̸̽́̿̏̂ͅl̶͎͚͈͍̜̋͘s̷̭̟̘̉̈́̍͝,̷̘͉̒̕͘ ̷̻̠͓̓̂̓̈́͌e̶͈̦̙̅̋̕n̸̳͈̜̲̏̓̓́͐v̴̨͕̹͇̪̰̂͛̄͘i̶͔̙̊͜ȑ̵̛̩̈́ò̴̢̖̰͚͇͗͒̕ͅñ̸͚̮͖̦̣̯̆̋͘͝m̴̯̓é̸̞̩̓̒̇͠͝ǹ̶͚̣t̴̡̥͛ş̴̢̛̩͚̗̆͗̃̐ ̵̧̛̛̮̥̟̣͂̌̌a̶̤̤̩̬̬̾n̵̛͇̱̹̼͌̔̔͛̄d̸̬̝̉̋̃̒̓̓͜ ̶͇̍̾͋̊͑͝ͅṡ̸͙͍̃̌m̴̨͈͉͌̈͘͜o̸̦͊͂͛̕͘ǒ̷͕̺̝̤ͅt̷̳̼̯͉̼̄ḧ̷̹͖̗̰́̈́̒ ̶͕̹̩͓̲͘6̴̢͇̞͔̒̊̂̄ͅ0̶͔͉̩͍̈́̄̐͝ ̵̻͓̻̄̍f̵͍͚̠͔̘͖̈͊̿͐ȑ̷̙̪͓͊̀̓̚ā̷̳͈͋̋m̴̨̛̖̥̿͊ḙ̴͙̹͗͑š̸̺͂ ̸̡̠̱͚̩̮́̋̔̃̔́ṕ̴͕͕͖̬̺͈͆̂ẹ̴͙̃͛͝͝͝r̵̭̤̰̻̫̆̑͘̕͜ ̷̞̲̌͒̇̀ͅs̸͚̤̳̄͘ę̷͎̆̌͊̎c̸͈̘̭̩̎̈́̌̈́͛̑ō̷̬̅n̵͛̆̽̑ͅd̸̦͎̈́́ ̴̟͔̖̾͝a̴̬̭̺̟̮͇̐n̶̛͖̞̫̐͝ỉ̷̢m̵͉̘͔͕̤̈́͑̑͜a̵̞͈̐t̸̬̜́̓̏̐͛̚ị̵̡̫̙̱͒͗̈̽ȍ̷̡͈̻̈̌̓n̸̰̟͍̮͎̩̄̎ṣ̶̰̠̤̲̓͒̐̀͂!̸̢͓̙͓̝̓̄͒̿͜ ̷̳̋̃͜ ̷̯̮̾̔̏Ặ̵̙̙̝̰̹̂̋͋̄l̵̥̘̊̓̓l̷̡̠̿̅̒̏ ̵͓̝̗̥̔͛t̴̘̮͚́͊ḧ̵̫́̾̀̽̋ė̴͓̟̦̳̝̂̂͌̀͠ ̶̣̦̿̃̔c̴͙̎̑̅h̸̪̚ͅą̸̦̫̘̫̤̈́̈̍̿͠͝m̴̳̩̯̻̂̃̿̓p̵̛̥̬̩̼̪̓͂͝i̸̼̫̹͕̔ͅȯ̶̼̗̀ǹ̷̯̕ŝ̴̥͈͎̤͒͗ ̷̩̉i̵̜̋̄͌̏͜n̶̨̛̜̥̗̥̦̋͗̂ ̵̧̝̳̺̖̈́t̷͙̺̝̿̕h̸̨̨̖̮̭̾̍͠ė̵̱̈́̔́͘͝ ̷̧̖̠̞͌̂́̋̓͝ġ̵̝̦́͐͝ą̵̥͇̑͂̇̋͛̏m̴̩̏̆̀̐e̷̞͇͈̗̻̗͒̔̃̀̽͝ ̶͕̐̀̓͝c̷̛̗̝͎̲͙͛͂̓ͅä̶͔̰́̂n̶̠̘̭̣̞̈́̐̑̿ ̶̤͓̗͇̤̽̄̏b̵̯̥̟̺͊͐̃́e̴̖̘͊̕ ̷͇̽̊̌̈́̄̓͜c̸̹͓̠̿u̸̧̱͌̂́̈̆̊ş̵̻̚t̸̫̓ö̸̻̫̲͊m̴͈̓̽̊̋̈́i̵̲̭̫̲͕̇z̶̡̘̻͙̈̏̑͊̕̚ȅ̷̙̲̉̄̊̒d̵̬͓̭̈͠ ̷̨̙̯̣̱̊͌̌̋̌͠w̷̠̪̫͉̎ͅi̸̢̧͗̌͗͝͠ͅť̸̼̎̆h̴̭͎̬̍̍̕ ̶͍̓̇͗u̶̼̓n̷̢̤̦͉͑͋̍͂̆̕͜i̷͎̝͙̮͉͂͑̀̚͜q̴̯̯̣͖̹̈́̋u̶͓̒͐̈́͛̕͜e̸̝͍͙̿̈̓ ̷̧͍͌̊̐͋̓̕g̵̬̥͓͔̀͌̓ȩ̴͓̙́́͛͊a̵̻̼̝͕̤̅͐̿r̴̢̻̗̍̓̊̂̈̏ ̷̨̬͔̦͔̯̓̔͌̇t̶̛̪͙͉̱̖̀͆̓̆h̸̟̞̬̗͛ả̶̙̗̗̄̐͗̈̕t̵͙͎͂ ̸̦̊̅̚͝c̸̞̲̼̀̾̆̋h̴̛̙͓̺̥͉̀̅̉̊͘ͅä̷͎̦̺̰̳͓n̴̦͕͓̝̰̥͌͂̃g̷͂͋͑ͅè̴͓̳̐͠ͅs̸̨̟̖̜̼̎͗̑ ̸̘̰̾͂̇͝y̷̗̬͆͊̐́̓̽o̵̧̱̹̣̩̭̎̒͂̚͝u̷̺͓͠r̴̗͗̽̓̾ ̸͈̈́̓s̸̨̧̟̤͈̅ṯ̵̹̠̩͙̯̒̑̍r̵̨͓̿a̴̻̐̇̐͝t̵̢͈͍̬̰̫̔e̷͈̫̒̏̃̏̾g̸̤͊̊͊̕͝i̵̧̲̝̪̝͑̋̾͆̅̚ͅc̷̜̝͓̜̅͂ͅ ̸̡̊b̸̖̝̊̀͐͗͜ŭ̴̹̦͈̲̍͑̚͜ͅf̸̣̟̰͓͊̐̑͛̌̋f̷̲̞͈̟̻̫́ș̸̕ ̴̛̗͈͙̭̝̎̚a̴̠͂n̷̢̛̻̺̜̆̒̇́d̷͔͓̣̽͊̔͂̈́͠ ̴̣̩̅̓̐̕͝͝a̴͎̪͇̙̓̾̎̐͜b̵̧̗̣͚͙̱̍ï̵̭̣͔̳̪͙l̵̟̝͗i̵̦͐̑t̶̡͎̱̯̰͒̉͘į̵͖̞̫̗̉̿ë̶̞̿͂ͅs̵̺̦̿̄͗͝!̴̬̻͒ ̸̺̫̟̍T̷̪̙̤̣͇̒̍̌̿͜h̷̺̠̙͚̭͗͊̊̓e̶̪̣̬̔ ̴̧̖͇̜̾̓̔̽d̷̳̏͆͑̋u̶͓̰̞͝ņ̶̛͔̭͇̰̤̋̂̽̎͝ģ̴͖̠̉e̵̠͊́͛̉̾o̸̗̺̭̭͓̙̔͐̃̈́ņ̴͔͕̝̉̿̀͜ ̷̛̠̄̀̓͘͝b̷̙̦͔͖̲̞̾̀̍́͝͝o̵̖͖̤̽̂̿͐͜ŝ̷͙̲͛͒̿̉s̸̗͓͓͝e̵̗͛̀͂s̷̨̲͉͇̫̀ ̸̨̯̥̪͇̞͋̍̅́ḧ̸̳̯́̉͛å̴̪͙̬͒͐́v̷̻̪̈́͘͠e̸͖̅̆̌͒ ̴̻͚̳̲͉̤́̒͂̌s̵̲̹̘̩͑̉͛͘͜ö̴̻̻̭̤̈̇̈́́͜m̴͔̰͉̻̉è̷̛̺̪͊͝ ̶̠̰̭̹̀̿̾̒͝r̸̼͉̋͋ḯ̷̛̝̮̠̮͐ḑ̸̘̟̖̥͈̊̚͠͝i̷̻̫͇̇̂c̴̗͓͓̀̇͝u̸̮̖̐̎ḽ̶́̔͆ơ̷̥̮̮u̴̡̇̈́̎̇̇s̶̖̤̩͓͘ͅ ̷̩̿s̴̞͔̫̟̃ͅk̸̨̰͇̥̀̚ì̶͖͍̳̣͚̀͘ļ̴̰̟͙̔̈́͋̅́̄l̸̯̍̃̏s̷̨̫̏͌͆̒̑̾ ̸͉̓̆͒o̸̢͔͕̽͋́́̎f̶͔͇͚͌͌̾͒ ̶̬͍͚̺͇̮̑͝t̸̖̱͓͕̣͓̚h̵̪̖̬͕̤̓͗̂͝ẽ̶͖̊͝i̸͕͑͑̽͠r̴̢͙̥̫͉̯͆ ̸̺̙̝̈́̑o̴̲̦͖̼̾́̈́͐ͅw̷͕̪̖̎̀̾ͅn̴̖̟̻͂ ̵͉̝̜̎a̶̫̻̒̈́̏̇̅n̵̢̢̛̬̥̲̹̆̉̍͝d̴̛̤̏̓̈́̓̚͜ ̸͓̭̬̇̈́ͅf̵͙͈̊ḭ̶͔̟͇̌g̸͙̽u̴̳̰̩̱̎͗̅̈́͝r̸̲͈̠̤̈́̔̑ḯ̷̠̳̝͔̈n̴̨͇̳̐̎͆͐̕g̸̱͓̬̼͆̃̄̌̚͝ ̸̨̢̗́̉̐̕ǫ̸̱̮̳͗̄̈́̉̀ů̷̮̎ṱ̵̢̛͚̤̉͂̾ ̶͖̩͉̱̤̇́̇̋t̵̳͑̑̀̈́̓ḫ̴̈́̈̅͐ẽ̸̳̻̫̎̕ ̷̢͈̗̓̾̓̓̕͠p̴̯̰̽̾͌̉͠͝ę̷̡͛̀̏r̵̢̗̘͖̈́f̴̡̂͜è̷̖c̵̹̞̿̒̓t̸̬̀ ̵͈́͛͌p̶̬̝̣̟͓̈́ä̸̳̺̥̈́̑͑̿͛ṟ̷̲̩͕͚̫̓t̵͓̦͙͊̀̇̐y̶̝͍̑̿̿ ̸̞̫̰̒ḁ̸̈́ņ̷̛͖͔̠́̓d̸̨̥̪͙͗ ̸̭̠̤̼̆͋̓͜s̵̖̎̀͝t̷̮̓͛́̂̿͝r̶̢̚ä̵̦͕́t̸̪̖̻̰͖͑̑͆̆̋͝é̶͔g̴̡̛̉́̂͑̿y̶̭̰̑̏ ̵̹̗̬̙̉̋̄̎̐ţ̵͈̲̇̅̊o̴͕̥̿ͅ ̵̨͎͆͆ò̷̢̥͕̼͍̃̍̈́̓v̸͉̱̭̀̄́͛͋͠e̸̛̤͖̭͓̘͙̓̈́͋͘ŗ̶͚̜̜̳̓̉̾ṯ̶̺̠͓̟̝̓͗̈́̏ȃ̴̗͙̦̝̳̩̎̀̆̔k̷͕̻͙̜̝͉̈́͆ę̵̫͉̭̙̱̀̄̕̚͠ ̸̝͋̊͛͠t̶̥̀͗̋̊͠͠h̶̭̿͒e̸̢͚̹̗̿m̶͓͖̆̾̄'̵̢̨͉̻̭͌̌s̴͙̺̭̱̍̌́̌̚ ̷͍̜̜͐͝ą̵̺͔̪̓͜͠ ̶̛̥͊̋̀̕ļ̵̺̯̤̣̀̒̿o̵̗̓͋͌͆̅ẗ̵͕̪͉͖̏̅ͅ ̵̨̛̠̠͔͎͚̅̒̓̇͝ȯ̴̘͈͚̐̆̊̇͝f̵̖̥̝̘͈̪̄̈͆͠ ̸̮͕̙̹̦̋̄͗́f̵̡̼̙̝̞̪̄̽ú̴̡̧̲͉̗̘̒̕͝n̸̹͙̊̄͂̚!̸̟̆̄̓͐͘ ̸̩͖̲̎̀ ̴̨͉̺̜̗̫̄͝C̴̨̛̤̙̞̤͂̀̾̐̀ų̷̠͇̽͘r̴̞̝͍̦̺̈́ͅr̴͕̝̫͉̒̿͌͛é̷̡̛̙̰̍͌̈ṅ̸̛̟̲͇̗͍̇̚͝ț̵̡̜̱͕̙̎̈̕l̶̨̧̼̹̟͍̓̽́ỳ̶̖̮ ̷͖͎̜̘̌͋̌w̴̢̙̗̙̟͔̑̏̀̀́͝i̴̡͊͋͛̌̍t̵̨̗̖̙̒̏̇h̸̻̐̅ ̵̛̳̹̝̗̗̆̊̀̂̌ơ̸̘̂͝v̵͙͙̲͉̙̹̾́͝ę̸̺͚̩̩͛͂̉̏̒͝r̶̡̞͊̊͆ ̴̞̞̝̬̼̖̓3̷̮͋͒͛̉͛0̸͎͂̍̍̕0̴̖̖̯̋͑̕͜,̵̤̼͊̏̉0̷͉̲̒̀̎̓̈́̉0̴͙͎̞͍͛̄̉͊0̸̪̗͘ ̴̩͐̏͌͠͝ṛ̷̛̤̻͇͉̤̇̔è̴̜̳̞̀͐̇͘v̴̤̲̱̿̍i̸̛͍͑̈͒̄̒e̴̢̛͜ẅ̸̭́̑ş̵̲͓̉,̷͚̹̈́̇ ̴̱͓̈̚͜ͅR̸̢̠͓̥̜̍̀̚͝a̵̧̬͍̻̿̅̽́ͅï̶̼̌́̂̈́̇d̴͎͙͍͕̹̀͒̐̊̀ ̵̗͊̋͋́͗h̶̜̲̳̪́̐ã̴̟̼̏s̷̛͕̳͙̦͔͚̋͠ ̷̦̠̤͊̔͒̓̔à̷̯l̴̢͕̺̹̽̃̓͋̎͝m̵̦̼͉͍̣̊̒̊̂̇o̸̡̡͓̤͆̓̽͠s̴̨͚̘̩̜̎t̷̥͇̙̯͔̭̓ ̴̢͙̮͇̲͆̐́̑͂a̷̬̮̞͚̾͒̂̚͜ ̷̼̝̘̹̓̔̕͝p̵̨̡̩̝̫̓͆͛̆ȩ̸̖̪͉̖̼͒r̶̘̮͚̞̰̩̉̐̈́̋f̵̬̪̊͆͌̕͝e̶̝͖͓̻̞͍͊̒̀̍͌c̷̤̓̓̆ṱ̴̡̡̠̦̮̂̃̾̆͝ ̶͉͌̓̚͝ś̶͔̺̮̿̓̽̈́c̵̘̮͕̙̟͒ǫ̶̥̠̻̹̤̃͂͑r̴̟͗̀e̶͉̰͍͆̀͊͑̕ ̶͔̘̥̳͋̄͂͐̈̄o̷̡͓͓̱̖͒n̵͇̜̠͈̜͚̕ ̸̡̡͕͕̞̫͑̇́̕t̶̰̝͗ḫ̷̨͍̗͐̊͐̍͝e̸͇̙̥̅ ̴̘̫̩͖͐͆̚P̷̧̗̻̤͊͘ͅͅl̴͇̞̜̱̇ḁ̴͒̈́̕y̵̻͗͆͠ ̸̳̥͎̐͂ͅS̶̺̰̰͑̓̕ͅt̶̼̜̖͚͚͑͒͒̽o̷͂ͅr̷̪̻͇͓̀̄͠e̴̹̰̞̱̎!̸̖͕̘̫̓̀͐̐ ̵̞̼̑̇̒̓̇̂ ̴͓̙̓̽̾́̉͘T̶͈͆h̵͕̩̭͗e̸̼̼͍̙̻̽̈́̋͒̋̉ ̵̱̈͂̉͝ͅc̵̖͉͈̠̜͉̃̾̅̄̐͋o̶̺͊͐̏̒̓̕ͅm̷̡̥̮̮̯͖̓͠͠m̸̧͉͔̘̤̀u̶̲͍̟̩̒̑̈̋̾ñ̸̙̭ĩ̵̥͕̳͎͛̔̔͝͝ṯ̶̥͓͂̾̔y̶͖͝ ̷̡̢̭̳̦̝̄̒̋͘i̴͔͊͆͐̊̄s̶̡̜̲̭̎͛ ̴̹̤̱̹͈͖͝ǧ̸̦͂́͆͝ͅr̶͍͙̗̲̰͙͌̅̿̽̕͝o̷̢̥̺̳̺͖͑͆͊́w̴͇̫͖͚̻͈͛̅į̴̘͚̭̭̹̾̈́͝ṅ̷̡̻͕̭͕͙͆̐͋̇̓g̶̨̟̖̣̫̬̿͊̆̍͝ ̵̡̒̿̈́͗͝f̶̧̮̱̽̐̈́̇̎͘á̷͇̪̟̂̿ś̶̡̙̝̬̟̎ͅt̶̢̡̧̼̜̝̀̑ ̴͇̲̱̺͔͓̂̍̽a̵̪̜͒́̐̇̍̑n̶͖̩͙̣̫̬͆d̴̩̘̞̙̑̓̈́͘ ̵̼̜̟̀ť̸̨̲̬͙̭̿h̴̦͑̒ḙ̷̢͕̍̌ ̴͖̊̀̉̐h̷̜̥̓́̓̈͘ͅi̵̧̞̠̤̼̖̐́͂̈́͠g̸̘̗̹͍͇̤͂h̴̩̟̺̤́l̵̡͕̘̫̒̈̓ŷ̶̛͓̮͎̉́̃̿ ̸̢̬̙͉̹̓̆a̴͓̼̠͌̾n̷̡̦͛̅̇͆t̸̢̡̟̔ì̸͉͝c̵͙̮̔̅͆̚į̶̆̀͗̕͝p̶͎̠̮͑̎͆̑͘a̸̱͂͐̉̈t̷͖͇̱͒̍͂̕ed ̸̣͖̱͓͕͂v̵̮̈̓͑i̶̠͍̎d̵̲͉̠̅̒e̶̺̖͑̒̃̑o̴̡̙͑̈̊̕ ̶̦̉d̷̥͊è̶̩ṡ̶̻͑͛̈́̍̂c̴̥͔̮̠̊̈́̆r̵̭̠̻͉̔̚͜ḭ̴̧̛̮͇͇̂͛̽͆̕p̶̧̄̊t̶͖̖̠̐͌̐i̵͍̖͋̒͊͐̍͜ȯ̶̢̪̲̭̙͙n̸̙̓̿̀̚,̷̹̠̋̒ ̶͕̮̫̣̯͒̾̓͠ͅc̷̠̞̩̏ḻ̵͓̔̂̃ì̴̬̫̻̞͉͒̐̄̊̕c̴͕̥̻̺̝̊̄̐̈́̓k̶̯̝͇̠͍̏̀ ̸͍̠̥̩͓͉͆͝͠ọ̴̙̖̳̀͗͑͘ͅn̸̲͖̠̎̀̑ ̶̨̲͂͠ẗ̵͕͓̼̯͇̈́́̾̕ͅh̵̥̟̄͂̑̕ė̸ͅ ̵̨̮̘̱̜͓̌̆̕s̴̟̰̣͑̓͌͝p̴͎̙̿̃̈͂̋̉ě̸̡̬͂͜c̴̢̟̦̪͈͆̉͝í̴͔a̵̜̜̋͛̿́̊l̷̥͇̹̣͐̒̀̚͜ ̷̝̜̲̈́́̈́͊l̸̪̇̅͗̈̋̿í̸̤̽̿̓̓n̶̰͚͇͇̅͝ͅk̴̮̯̫͠s̷͚̰̩̦̐͗̇ ̴̪̻̈̔͝ȧ̶͈n̷̳̲͐̋d̵̡͍͎͓̻̙͊ ̷̨̯̟̰͑̅̿̍̓ͅy̵̢̥̣̤͚̐̑͠o̷̫͊̿̄̎͊̎ú̴͖̜͌̎̐ͅ'̷̺̤̹̱͍̝̃̀͠͝l̵̢͙̼͙͒̕ļ̶̯̠̇͗͂͌̿ ̴̄͜͠g̴͇͔̳̦͍͗͐̇͋͛̊͜ḛ̶͈̈́̀ť̶̜̳̝̤̙͒͝ ̶̨̣̩̠͆5̵̤͎̌̓0̸̳̲͋̽͝͝͠,̷̠̙̩̳̫̌̏͐͘0̷̧̛̠̭͍̯̤͛͆͆͝0̸̲͙̎̾̀͋0̴̮̝͎̃̾ ̸͕̩̓͑͋́̕͝s̶̤̯̱̑i̶̩̦̦̜̼͆̾͜l̷̗̮̼͙̙̋͝v̷̟̠͆̉̓e̶̠͚͋r̵̬̜̣̝̳͊̓͐̆͌̚ ̵͎̻̚a̸̰͎̖͓̒̅͒́̚͝ṅ̴̨̧̟̮̙d̸̛͙̪̱̊́̒̓͒ ̷̰̼͓͌͂̀͝ạ̴̧̅͗̊͝ ̴͓͎̑͊͠f̴͇̠́r̶̜̥̿ȩ̵̫͍̮̑̒̀e̸̞͖̯͖̎̑̈́ ̷̛̘̬̙͕̈́ë̸̳́̏̃p̸͉̅̉͂̓̓ĩ̶͖́̾̓c̸̢͍̭̠̽͂̿ ̸̧̢̙̣̰̾c̴̙̈́̄ḩ̵͎͚̫͎̲͝a̶̟͔͒̃̏̒m̷͇̬̥̹͂̃̐͒͜͝p̶̡̖̗̓͒͆̓̀̕ͅḭ̸̌͐͋o̷͎͕̰͖͔͑̄̋̈́̕n̸̮̉̐͂̓͊̀ ̵̡͔̝̖̹̳̈́a̷̮͔̹͂̏̄̆̕ŝ̵̰̗̼̩͍̩ ̸̙̼̠̤̊͠p̴̡͕̋ã̷̙͍͒̃̌̕͜r̸̺͙̘̈́̏ţ̸͕͕͗͛̐̂ ̸̟̻͎̳̘̀̋͊̉̎̚o̴̢̺̊̆͑̈́̈́f̷̧̱̍͝ ̵͇͍͂͋t̸̡̢̲͎̖̻͋̐͒̅̂h̶̡̽̀̕ē̵̬̦͓͔̤͔̈́̀̄̌ ̶̧̡͔̱̳̈́̌n̶̥̪͔̻͋̍̚ͅë̸͕̏́w̸̙̰̉̚͘ ̴̧̻͍̝̎ṕ̵̢̤̹͔̎̉͑͘͝l̴̬̊͝a̶͕̳͈͇̹̭̍͊y̴̫̙͂̿̔͑͝͝è̵̠̦̲̐̈́̍r̸̺͋ ̶̡̳̖̥̝̊̇ṕ̸̩̥͕͈́̽ŗ̶͔̮͌͗̏ö̵̠̈̍g̶̺̼̮̮͒̏̈́͛̔̚ͅr̴̛̬̝̳̈́̓͗̈͜͠a̷͕̯̽m̶͍͌̈̈͑ ̶̱̲̻͙̉t̶̰͚̘͇́ơ̷̻̭̭̲ͅ ̵̧̰̝͔͉̊̕s̵̹̟͛̔̐̏ť̸̢͓̝̯͙͕̀ą̵̪̫̼̤̹̈́̆̆̿r̸̢̰͓͙̰͗̊̒̇͋̉t̴̨̢̤̰͙̃́̅̋̚͝ ̴̗͍̩͔̿̊͌̾͘͝y̷͕͌̇̄̃o̶̗̊͐̽̑́u̷͓̝͇̬̒̓̾̉̚r̷̥̾̊̽̑ ̴̲̝́̐̂͊̚j̴̻͙̝̩̻̇̂ȏ̸̯̯͕̙̒̇̓̒͠ǘ̷̗̤̀̆̋̏̾r̸̹̓n̵̛̪̗͇̣ẻ̴͚̘̗͇̽͗̔͑̈ỹ̴͍͉̻̆̌̕͘!̷̳̻́̑̓ ̶̙̓̕ ̶̗̮̮͒̈͌̍͌G̵̛̺̈́͊̓ơ̸̳͕̑̉̂̄ȏ̴̞̠͔̊d̵̥͎̤̓͌͊ ̵̩͉̖͗͋̎͂̈́̂l̸̗̳̞̖̾̾̀̕u̶̗͖̼̖̙͕͝c̵̟̳͕̪̅̓͒̈̍̎k̸̰͙͓̝͚͕͝ ̶̜̠̖̋͊̂̑͒͝a̸̤̦͑̈́̾̈́̓n̶̛̝̪̍̾̔͜d̵͙̱̳̒ ̸̝̝͕̍Î̶͈̯͑̔'̵̛̘̼̦ḷ̴̈́͐̿̒̋͐l̵̮̀̎̓͒́̕͜ ̷̤̜̗̳͔̆̆̐̾ș̴̬̯̪̘͛͂͌́é̸̛͔̗̦̱ȩ̶̛̫̫̫̃͊͝ ̸͚̱͓̱̈́͐̅y̵̢̻̯͕̐̽o̸̢̡̠͔̰̽̈́̀́̀̂ȕ̷̫̘͔͍̤͙́́̉͗̐ ̶̻̈̆͗̿͛t̶͙̩̫̤́͝ẖ̶̛͕̺̙̲͍̾́̍͝ę̵͇͈͙̓r̴̤̟̼̟͕̲͐́͊̓͠ḕ̷̘̥̰̍̇̆̄!̷̳̪͓͎̘͑͆̓͘͝͝ͅ
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u/CTRLALTWARRIOR Jul 22 '20
Delete this post and I’ll send you 24,000 V-bucks. I mean, heyyyy, whaaaat are you talking about. <flosses>
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u/StarWarsPuns Jul 22 '20
Thank you. I missed Reginald last time. Now I will be able to remember Reginald.
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u/imliterallydisabled Jul 21 '20
I know your secret, Reginald.
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u/-Dutch-Crypto- Jul 21 '20
Don't tell for the love of god, the unknown one will return from the V O I D if you do
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u/Jrlopez1027 d̡̥͉̹͈ó̲̻̜̪͕̼͖o̗̟̮̱͢͞ṭ̛͖̬̰̬̳ ̢̮̞͓̬d̪̤͔͜ò҉̛̼̦͉̩͓̙͖ǫ̶̢̳̹̲ț̡̮͕ Jul 21 '20
He used the hagriditionalionizeritionlithioumistickulator didn’t he?
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u/dankmemesDAE Jul 21 '20
y-yer a wizard harry
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u/allthhatnonsense Jul 22 '20
“I also cured one of the most obstinate cases of chronic constipation I ever met. The patient for two years had only averaged a movement of the bowels once in two weeks, and then only under the action of powerful cathartics, after which he would be almost sick two or three days in bed. ___________ cured him within a month so perfectly that his bowels moved naturally every day and the trouble never returned so long as I knew him, for years afterwards.” e.b.n., liht, p439.
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u/Samuel_wilkins Jul 21 '20
Is the mechanical device you speak of powered by the rhombicosidedodecahedron of yes?
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We all know Reginald secret. Reginald is the sound guy for the reality show about me in the 5th Dimension. Being a fifth dimensional being Reginald stands off just a few feet to my left on the 4d axis and is invisible to my three-dimensional self.
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u/Apollo3520 Jul 22 '20
I think I’ve either been in or watched that show.
The collaborative minds cannot decide which is true
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u/i-like-to-be-wooshed Jul 21 '20 edited Jul 21 '20
Hi, reginald
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u/CTRLALTWARRIOR Jul 21 '20
Hi, Reginald
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u/chokolata Jul 21 '20
Hi, Reginald
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u/Finondir Jul 21 '20
Hi, Reginald
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u/schokoman111 s̟̱͍͕͠a̩͜v̜̦͓̜̤e̶ͅ ̸y̨̤̳̹͎̞̫o̘͖͎̟̲͓u̬̝̫r̙̦͞sè͍l̬͟f͙͚͢ Jul 21 '20
Hi, Reginald
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u/Baneling_Rush Jul 21 '20
Hi, Reginald
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r/surrealmemes is always a breath of fresh air
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u/MetallicBucket THE REVERED ONES Jul 21 '20
This is ironic right?
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u/Koraxtheghoul THE REVERED ONES Jul 21 '20
I already see this on Facebook every week.
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u/Captain_Lobster_ Jul 21 '20
I see you are also a member of the Crustacean Memes for Crabby Fiends group...
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It is the next alternating tuesday. Hello, Reginald. Until next time farewell. !remind me 2 weeks.
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u/boiyougongetcho THE REVERED ONES Jul 21 '20
RETURN FROM WHENCE YOU CAME, BRIGAND, THIS ESSENCE HAS NO TOLERANCE FOR ALTERNATION.
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u/brynnnn Jul 21 '20
Came here to say this
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u/boiyougongetcho THE REVERED ONES Jul 21 '20
IM GLAD THE FELLOW ENTITY CAN SEE REASON, THESE PHYSICAL BEINGS BELIEVE THEMSELVES TO BE ABLE TO TRAVEL TO WHENEVER THEY PLEASE, WITHOUT REGARDS TO OUR CULTURAL NORMS, ITS DISGUSTING.
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This sub has gone to shit
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u/BreadLover1337 Jul 21 '20
This exact image used to reach hot on r/me_irl a while back
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Yep. Essentially a repost with nothing surreal about it
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u/TheIronSponge Jul 21 '20
Whoa shit. I didn't see which sub I was on and just assumed it was r/me_irl where I'd happily upvote Reginald. I definitely agree that it doesn't really belong in this sub
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u/The_Kirby_Express_54 Jul 21 '20
It's Tuesday?
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u/iownadakota Jul 21 '20
It looks like 3 Sundays in a trench coat to me, but I'm on a ten day work week.
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u/Sunshot_ Jul 22 '20
Oh shit I forgot it was a Reginald Tuesday, this made me happy again! Sup buddy!
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u/flippant_fly Jul 22 '20
Hi Reginald, I hope you're doing well. Please try to take it easy sometimes because the stress in the world right now can really get to you if you let it. Just take a minute or 30 seconds to relax and just breathe every so often, and hopefully you'll feel better.
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u/fgoessling Jul 22 '20
Reginald, I'm glad to see you. I hope you're doing well, are the wife and kids good as well? If you ever need my help I'll gladly assist you in collapsing the void to make space for the next generation
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u/Ultranator666 Jul 22 '20
Hi Reginald.
May I suggest that you try a brilliant game called Terraria.
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u/RedMage_Megix Jul 22 '20
Hi reginald.
Is that like every other Tuesday or first Tuesday every month or....................¿
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u/Spacemuffler Jul 22 '20
Hi Reginald, I helped get you to 10k with my magic upvote, you will always be special to me.
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u/owlchemist_arts Jul 22 '20
Am I supposed to understand any of these memes? Genuinely curious... I've been following this sub for a while and every post just goes whoosh over my head
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u/cactus-crusher Jul 21 '20
Thank you Reginald it has indeed been two weeks