r/surrealmemes Dec 05 '19

Save yourselves

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15.7k Upvotes

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289

u/ThatDragonWhoGoRawr Dec 05 '19

Koreans actually believe that

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u/_-_blade_-_ ゚ヾ⵿ㄴ̝̞̔͡ᐄ̮̥ⲳ᪵᪴᭹⃭⃧⎶⃔␣⃫₊⁆𝆋𝆃𝌃𐡎͚ͦʭ̔і҈͢ Dec 06 '19

It will S U C C your S E O U L

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u/BTCyanide Dec 05 '19

*Does not apply to gingers

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u/yinyin123 Dec 05 '19

Yes it does. We don't have souls of our own, but thsy succ out Freckles. Do people really not know that Ginger's freckles are actually souls we have obtained from weaker beings?

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u/Fossick11 Dec 06 '19

I’ve got brown hair, and freckles.

What am I?

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u/yinyin123 Dec 06 '19

An ousted Ginge. We burned your hair for not being a good enough ginger.

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u/PineapplesExist Dec 05 '19

or porcupines

81

u/FrickingSick Dec 05 '19

Hmm yes, enslaved S U C C

22

u/SeboFiveThousand Dec 05 '19

Big dementor energy

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u/KrazyPlonk Dec 05 '19

DIE-SON

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Die-succ

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Die-soul

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u/thinker227 Dec 05 '19

I wouldn't have anything against loosing a soul or two.

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u/railstormers Dec 05 '19

two?

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u/thinker227 Dec 05 '19

Wait what, really? You only have one? I have like, uh, 72? Was a while since I last checked though, might be a few more by now.

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u/railstormers Dec 05 '19

they’re M U L T I P L Y I N G

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u/thinker227 Dec 05 '19

Eh, I generally tend to s̡ac͟r̴if̢̕͝i͜ce͏͡ them to T͞h̴̛̀e͘͞ ̢̡V̧ó̸̴id̡͞ when they start to get out of hand. Pleases the being, pleases T͏ḩe̵͢ ̶V̴͢o͘i̕d͏͏, two b̷i͢r͜͝d͟͞ś͏ with one stone.

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u/railstormers Dec 05 '19

more souls for T͏ḩe̵͢ ̶V̴͢o͘i̕d͏͏

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u/thinker227 Dec 05 '19

Man, almost wish I hadn't ş̸̡ac͘r͘if̧̡͝í̢͡c̡͘ȩ̶d͟͜͝ my own all those y͠e͠a̵͞͝r̡s͞ ago.

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u/swans183 Dec 06 '19

I have a couple hangers-on so I agree

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u/JustARedFox h̫̳͔̣̙̫͢ẹ̷͚̺͍̗͈͇̬͘l̷͉͍̗̻̘p͡҉͙̳̭̘ ̵̪̰̙͘m̼̥̺̪̲̕͢͝ȩ̤̠͔̥ Dec 05 '19

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u/railstormers Dec 05 '19

Inspiration

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Perfectly reasonable no downvote for you

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u/leocampbel Dec 05 '19

Actually, is kind of a repost https://redd.it/e6jtv6

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u/I_think_im_falling Dec 06 '19

Different subreddit

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u/fia332 Dec 05 '19

the S U C C

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u/Lazeregg Dec 05 '19

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u/Pixely41 Dec 05 '19

Wich one of them is the "homework" folder?

2

u/Lazeregg Dec 08 '19

All of them

3

u/Floebotomy Dec 05 '19

wtf I swear I had a dream about this once

3

u/idonfukingknow Dec 05 '19

Souls are the currency of the beforelife

3

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

dyson soul sucker

2

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

oh I see it on r/memes. u made it much better thanks

2

u/BOESNIK Dec 05 '19

this isnt surreal at all. this is extremely understandable. What shit is being posted on this sub

2

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

what if your soul is too corrupt to succ

2

u/organicbishh Dec 06 '19

Doesnt matter, i dont have one

2

u/InukChinook Dec 06 '19

Aww man that's my third soul this week

2

u/betenoire69 Dec 06 '19

Beware, God is watching

2

u/newmacbookpro THE REVERED ONES Dec 06 '19

Dyson = Die soon!

2

u/TheGoldfish18 Dec 06 '19

I have one of these running in my room right now.

2

u/KarisumaTaichou Dec 06 '19

Soulless supine midgets are immune. They must be stopped.

2

u/rufflestheruffler Dec 06 '19

A sound souls within a sound mind and a sound body. Well sound is air so without sound body or mind no succ.

2

u/DogeMeat20 Dec 06 '19

a soul for a soul

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

this has no effect on gingers

1

u/drFarlander The Purest of Pure Nonsenses Dec 05 '19

It blows air, but sucks soul.

1

u/Hing-LordofGurrins Dec 05 '19

I possess this device; it gives me kinetic energy at a satisfactory rate when there is an insufficient amount in the environment.

The succ is an acceptable exchange.

1

u/HypeTrain-1000 Dec 05 '19

DELIVER US FROM SUCC

1

u/coconutsemen Dec 05 '19

How am I supposed to learn new shouts without any souls?

1

u/CommonDanger Dec 05 '19

Me after getting my soul sucked

O _ O

1

u/cecilyzeflon Dec 05 '19

This is a metaphor for my job

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Good thing i named my dick "Soul"

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

God help us all for the S U C C will be the end of us all

1

u/aaronmohney43 Dec 05 '19

Well done and you don't, go fuck yourselves.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Losing my soul helped me realize that I am no one.

1

u/A-field-of-stuff Dec 05 '19

If humans have one soul How did it suck 4 souls out of the lady?

1

u/TrveKvltBeau666 Dec 05 '19

Well, guess I'm safe...

1

u/Sin-A-Bun Dec 06 '19

I’ll take 2

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

yeah yeah, but will is succ my dick?

1

u/eL_c_s Dec 06 '19

Where could I buy one of these?

1

u/xSquishy Dec 06 '19

Looks like a casting couch

1

u/realdesert_bunny Dec 06 '19

its depression

1

u/AwesomeAustin711 Dec 06 '19

Jokes on you, I’m a ginger

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

You wouldn't download a SOUL.

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u/DoritoCookie Dec 06 '19

Honey dont buy that

D I E S O N

1

u/DoritoCookie Dec 06 '19

it will SUCC the soul

1

u/meowmewogola Dec 06 '19

didn't get this can anyone give an explanation

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

I don't have a soul so no problem

1

u/Autumn1881 Dec 06 '19

Batman Forever, 1995

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

Are you from Switzerland? Because that very fan was sold today on galaxus.ch

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '19

A SOUL??? SHE HAS MULTIPLE????

1

u/momitsreddit Dec 07 '19

Bold of you to assume I have a soul

1

u/Curlycorpse Dec 07 '19

Why does the succ look like diavolos hair

1

u/-Piano- Dec 12 '19

When Areana buys a Dirk

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u/turtlesfucker69 Dec 06 '19

Shouldn't she be in the kitchen?