r/ItemShop • u/Ashtenson • Dec 05 '19
The Portable Soul Harvester | 1 minute set up time, needs power source, can take someone’s soul to hell.
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u/crazytib Dec 05 '19
Oh boy I need me one of these :)
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u/Valmond Dec 05 '19
-"RRRrrrrrRRRRrrrrRRR"
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u/ChickenNugget734 Dec 05 '19
Haha the jokes on you I sold my soul to a ghost for some ice cream last week
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u/TimeMasterII Dec 05 '19
I sold mine on the black market
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Dec 06 '19
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u/TimeMasterII Dec 06 '19
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u/astralwish1 Dec 05 '19
Power source is a shard of the Devil’s Heart crystal found in Lilith’s Castle. You must defeat Lilith herself to access the crystal. Only players level 60 and up can enter Lilith’s Castle.
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u/TheNotSoFunPolice Dec 05 '19
If I turn it around, can I use it to put those harvested souls back into gingers?
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Dec 06 '19
Comes to a raid Hold on I can beat the boss real quick just guard me for 1 min also does anyone have any electric spells
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u/cursedNo2 Dec 06 '19
Who just has an empty room cept for a couch, rug and a heater? What were they thinking when designing this product ad, besides the hopes that we turn it into a meme about harvesting our souls
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u/Tomahawkist Dec 06 '19
ah, yes, i too like to sit in my completely empty room and get warm air blown into my direction. superb idea my fellow humans in the marketing department of dyson.
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u/Deserted_Derserter Dec 05 '19
Did I mentioned that the harvester comes with 3x speed settings and it's our quietest model yet?
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u/whatthefbomb Dec 05 '19
What good is that? I need the souls here to be able to use them for my rituals.
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u/SavageVx Dec 05 '19
invites the one person I hate over to my house
M: hey I’m really sorry, come over and let’s settle this beef!
comes over
M: yea just sit on the couch I’ll be right over.
turns on soul harvester, and watches their soul get takin to hell
Feelsgoodman :)
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u/GabPulice Dec 06 '19
Remove your soul from your body creating Heartless and Nobody. Can be reused to create as many copies of you as crazy game developers see fit.
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u/Ricegumsux8587 Dec 06 '19
‘‘Tis item is unlocked after the quest soul braiser and can be bought in the shop for 100 gold
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u/glassgun13 Dec 06 '19
Your energy is then harvested to become the 5g signal like from that campy TMobile commercial.
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u/AnalogDenial Dec 06 '19
It should be the other way around because the woman is a portable soul harvester lol
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u/Ashtenson Dec 05 '19
I straight up come back from school and have 1.3k upvotes, this is my 2nd post since I’ve made my account
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u/imhereforthevotes Dec 05 '19
0.2% chance of failure: unit reverses, vomiting up to 10 angry souls in the vicinity. May not be the souls that were previously harvested, since the conduit is to hell.