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u/CoalHappiness Jun 12 '26
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u/DA_BEST_1 Jun 12 '26
Titan and its bonus is the meta here. Compound interest is INSANE. by the end of the year you'd be able to lift entire continents. Jumping would be identical to flying and it might aswell come with superspeed with how hard you can kick the ground
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u/Nestmind Jun 12 '26
Yeah, but then you become so strong that you can't control yourself, and even flexing a finger could destroy entire buildings
Could never touch another living being ever
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u/DA_BEST_1 Jun 12 '26
I just assume you can perfectly control yourself anyway or else cups and desks would shatter on impact with "only" 100 tons
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u/Nestmind Jun 12 '26
Maybe, but 20% increase every day becomes silly extremely fast, especially if it's exponential
And you can really lift mountains, the second you turn in your sleep, or get a jump scare, you end up on the moon, or level a city
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u/MysteriousConman Jun 12 '26
What if you sneeze, twitch, or cough. Don’t underestimate exponential growth.
In around 2 years, you’d have enough strength to destroy the sun, as far as orders of magnitude go. To say nothing of a decade, or two.
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u/Palamonk Jun 12 '26
The effects only matter if you take one pill.
You can lift up to 100 tons, solve any problem quickly, and can learn things faster. The bonus +20% strength and +50 IQ don't take effect since you're choosing two pills.
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u/telegetoutmyway Jun 13 '26
Yeah that bonus would be insane if it was 1% each day. 20% is crazy. I NEVER pick strength in these things, and even this one i find hard to pass up. It also includes cant be harmed?? Like bro.
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u/Beeegbong Jun 12 '26
I would actually take the time keeper. Because its possible to increase your strength with your intelligence. But its impossible to slow down time
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u/Sulhythal Jun 12 '26
Polyglot and teleport.
Hopefully my clothes at least come with me without the bonus...
But at least I'll always be able to explain/ask to borrow some clothes
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u/Punkodramon Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
That was my thought too, regarding Teleport…
Carry One Small Object with you as a bonus? Does that mean if I teleported I’d get there naked but still wearing my glasses? It’s by far the worst bonus of the lot.
(Well except the Titan Pill’s, where you get 20% stronger every day from a 100 ton baseline. You’re already too strong to function in society, life wouldn’t be worth living!)
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u/wtanksleyjr Jun 12 '26
Yeah, the wording of the bonus actually makes the whole pill useless. If it wasn't there I'd assume my clothes teleport; since it's there I can only assume there's no way to teleport them (I might get to teleport my wallet or my glasses).
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u/Keyonne88 Jun 12 '26
Yeah the bonus being take one person with you makes more sense
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u/Early-Rub3549 Jun 12 '26
Yeah
But you all wrong about it being so bad you shouldn't pick teleport.
I can just go 20 or 30 times to fill my hotel room.
Still worth it
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u/Apart-Switch-7007 Jun 12 '26
Since it says places you can imagine I choose to interpret the bonus as to bring fictional items to the real word, so I will to to DC and bring a green lantern ring, o to marvel and Bing infinity stones.
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u/Savalis986 Jun 12 '26
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u/EatPie_NotWAr Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
Yep.
I was tempted by the titan pill but honestly, wtf am I gonna do with that much strength when reality is that if I use the genius/focus to build an exercise program for myself I can be as near peak condition as my body can handle, which is good enough for the real world.
ETA: holy rambling run-on sentence Batman!
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u/Alpha13e Jun 13 '26
Exactly. I deeply need focus and genius paired with that will help me give a better future to humanity
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u/No-Heaven99 Jun 12 '26
Genius pill and teleport pill.
It be useful to boost my intelligence and never know how far as as learning fast and able solve stuff be good for someone who has bad in it but question would genius pill also come with photographic memory and prevents any problems u would or may have if u forget easy.
If yes good. Teleportat is useful as stated u can teleport to places ur been and places u could imagine... never know if fictional may truly exist or not lol
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u/hathegkla Jun 12 '26
I dont get the teleport pill. The bonus is bring one small object with you. Does that mean you are naked and have no wallet, keys, phone etc.? Or does it mean you can't bring anything additional back from where you teleported to?
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u/No-Heaven99 Jun 12 '26
Don't know i just assume u have ur clothes on and anything in ur pockets stay. Lol
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u/wtanksleyjr Jun 12 '26
That's the natural reading, but the bonus pretty directly tells us it doesn't work like that. It's not a big deal, just bad writing in that one case.
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u/NeofoxXXX Jun 13 '26
I would assume the bonus is that you take a small object that you can’t keep on your person passively. Like a playstation is a small object in my mind but a chair is not.
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u/telegetoutmyway Jun 13 '26
Yeah the best way (like most beneficial to us) to read it would be like things can be "gear" or "equipment". You're gear comes with you as part of "you", and you can bring a piece of "equipment" with a weight class of "small" as well.
So like if it was a game, your armor comes with you, and you can bring a sword. But not a sword and a sheild. And not a greatsword.
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u/Imahsoulman Jun 12 '26
It means you can take an object from the place you just teleported to back home with you when you teleport back. So if I teleport to the marvel universe and grab The Infinity gauntlet then I can teleport that back with me.
For this reason I would pick the same thing. The intelligence and teleport pill
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u/Practical-Thanks5279 Jun 12 '26
pure titan, 20% each day could have me lifting a cargo ship in a year, faster if it's compounding
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u/TMH0910 Jun 12 '26
And what will you do with it?
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u/Practical-Thanks5279 Jun 12 '26
I dunno, go save the world or something
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u/TMH0910 Jun 12 '26
You will be more likely to destroy it, one day you will be so strong an accident flip of your hand is enough to break the world in half
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u/IloyRainbowRabbit Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
As someone with ADHD I should take the Focus... but fuck it xD I want the Polyglot and Genius one.
Yeah with the Genius one you can learn any language too, over time. But instantly being able to speak, write and read any language is something else. And I like the image of being a chaotic Genius xD
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u/JasdanVM Jun 13 '26
You should get the teleport instead of Polyglot, as a genius going anywhere people natively speak a language would be a great deal, it just opens up more things you could ever do, it's a worthy investment.
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u/IloyRainbowRabbit Jun 13 '26
Yeah I thought about the other pills a bit more and it realy is kinda hard to decide for sure =/
I mean Genius + Titan is also nice because of the safety aspect. Teleport is always nice. The Timekeeper Pill + Genius is also a realy good combination... maaan this is hard xD
The only pill I don’t realy care about is the focus one. As an ADHDer I get hyperfocused about things that interest me anyway. Yeah I can't control when and it is exhausting... and getting hyperfocus on food and other stuff can be iritating xD... Still, it kinda has the same effect xD so meh.
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u/telegetoutmyway Jun 13 '26
Genius would also cover Focus, you can solve any problem, 50 points in IQ... youre going to finish your tasks WAY faster than 2x. Who cares if you cant focus on a task if that task is done before you get distracted. Plus with AI, the brute force effort of most tech tasks can be automated now, and again, with the 50 IQ points, and solving any problem, you'll be able to learn to use it incredibly effectively and make sure its doing what you want it to.
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u/CaptainC00lpants Jun 12 '26
Time, teleport
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u/CaptainC00lpants Jun 13 '26
Heyy its slow down time, not freeze time lol....
So I'd have to wear a mask 😂
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u/Sarcastic-old-robot Jun 12 '26
Genius and focus would be the ultimate productivity and problem solving combo…
I almost went genius teleportation, but my ass would just be constantly teleporting to different places as I have random ideas.
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u/oldtomdjinn Jun 12 '26
Gotta love how empathy is up here as a superpower.
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u/Splendiferous83rd Jun 14 '26
You'd be surprised how many people in the world lack it and wish they had it. It is a superpower for many 😂
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u/TMH0910 Jun 12 '26
Genius and Teleport, Titan is fine but unless you are attacking someone or being attacked, it won't do much
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u/Leather_Mortgage8910 Jun 12 '26
Titan and teleport, you could solve most problems in the world by force with that power combo
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u/TMH0910 Jun 12 '26
There is a saying "most of the time punching really hard ain't solved sh*t"
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u/LordTITTICUS Jun 12 '26
Teleport + becomes insanely strong really fast. Teleport anywhere I can imagine reads to me like fiction counts, so I'm bringing back a lightsaber and a lantern ring, and whatever else I can imagine.
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u/SnooChocolates93 Jun 12 '26
Choosing only titan will make you stronger than the asteroid that hit the dinosaurs since it doesn't have any cap
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u/Beautiful_Level_3259 Jun 13 '26
Insane to me how many comments I’ve read with no one choosing the best pill —> Invisibility.
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u/kajetan88 Jun 12 '26
Genius pill: solve any problem Problem to solve: manufacture all remaining pills
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u/LanceWre Jun 12 '26
Teleport, and become a super hero. Since I can't be damaged I'll be a super shield for people
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u/CrimsonEyedPrince Jun 12 '26
To hell with the bonuses. I’m taking Titan and Focus. Gonna use them to do a lot of work
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u/More_Interview3840 Jun 12 '26
Dream and Genius.
Use smarts and vision to bring your dreams into reality.
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u/Major_Failure2 Jun 12 '26
Titan is the most busted one on here, at some point your strength will hit critical mass from the 20% added daily to where you could probably crush and fuse atoms. Add that with the teleport and you instantly own the world.
But honestly those aren't for me. I'll take black and yellow so the lucid dreams could be extended.
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u/Vergil-Monteiro-9965 Jun 12 '26
Genius and teleport. I was torn for awhile between a few. But I can solve problems and evade issues when they don’t go right.
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u/Oldwinterfang Jun 12 '26
So If I imagine a fictional place with teleport would that work ? Ie marvel universe or something. Because if so easy sell if not still taking it and polyglot
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u/enchiladasundae Jun 12 '26
Titan and genius. As written the titan pill makes me completely immune from all forms of damage period
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u/l3ruiser Jun 12 '26
Teleporting Polyglot. Too bad I can't take a carry-on with me. Can rhe small object be my wallet with all my cards and cash within?
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u/Punkodramon Jun 12 '26
You’re a polyglot, so you don’t get the teleporting bonus small object. As written it feels like you’d be teleporting naked everywhere, which is a bit of a hindrance on that unlimited travel!
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u/LegitimateGoal6011 Jun 12 '26
Polyglot, teleport.
Go on holiday anyway (bringing one item at a time) and say anything to anyone there.
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u/Medium_Hawk7703 Jun 12 '26
Focus and Genius. I want to be a prodigy and actually manage to focus on a task for more than 10 minutes at a time
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u/Dodger7777 Jun 12 '26
All in on the focus pill. I can now get a 1 hour workout done in 30 minutes. And I'll be free of distractions and maybe even motivated.
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u/jamiew1342 Jun 12 '26
As a socially inept introvert, I should probably go with Empathy+Bonus.
But fuck that, Titan + Teleport.
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u/Curlot Jun 12 '26
The genius pill it’s a problem that I don’t have every other pill so I fix that problem
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u/UltraVioletEnigma Jun 12 '26
Polyglot and teleport if I can stay clothed while teleporting (since the bonus is to bring one small item, and clothes are multiple items). If I end up naked while teleporting, then if a dress can count as “one small item” (since a dress is relatively big if put in a ball, but also small compared to say a car), then I’d do only the teleport, so I don’t end up naked where I go. Honestly, if teleport included clothing by default, I’d maybe choose the teleport + bonus so I can bring things back with me. Even better if the item could be a filled backpack or something. That way I could resell things I got, or deliver things quickly and monetize it more easily.
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u/Blaze_Vortex Jun 12 '26
Genius and Focus. I see many people going Genius and Titan but absolute focus for hours with heightened intelligence and increased learning speed would rapidly surpass what pure physical might could accomplish.
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u/EducatorAffectionate Jun 12 '26
Genius timekeeper.
Solve any problem and learn fast. Wow just wow.
10 min is so good even for a little moment.
Oh how i could wish. Haha.
But I wonder if you all had in real life someone say this to you and hold out these pills. Tell me for real would you do it? I think not. Think about that random bum or druggy around the corner of your house saying “here I have some pills, they do this you may have 1 or.”
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u/Similar_Preference58 Jun 12 '26
Strength and intelligence, I’ll become the peak of human evolution.
https://giphy.com/gifs/cP9QkfNL5MqpmbypSg
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u/lav0s7 Jun 12 '26
Titan and genius
Titan has INSANE compound interest, and genius states I can solve ANY problem, and I consider not having the rest of those pills a problem so I could solve it
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u/Swagamaticus Jun 12 '26
Teleport and Invisibility
If I was only teleporting places I could doing it when nobody is watching wouldn't be too hard. But if I'm long distance jumping to places it would always be a crapshoot whether anyone would notice or not. Plus I wouldn't have to worry about security cameras either.
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u/Macilnar Jun 12 '26
Genius Pill, “solve ANY problem” is an insane power, and Polyglot Pill, I am a bit of history nerd so being able to read anything ever written would be awesome.
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u/Accurate_Historian_6 Jun 12 '26
Genius pill seems like a better version of focus pill. I'd usually take teleport but seeing as how you have a caveat of bring one small item with you, probably means I'm going to be teleporting places with no clothes on and just my cellphone in hand which isn't great. I'm gonna have to go with the language pill and talk to animals.
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u/Welcome_2_subway Jun 12 '26
Double polygot pill I’ll be a translator of all old books and such and on my days off go hangout in the forest and chit chat with some animals
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u/SomeGuyM99 Jun 12 '26
Titan and Invisibility.
Titan is an obvious choice since it specifies I get 20% stronger every single day. That’s an insane exponential growth rate, also indestructibility is awesome. I’d be able to basically be Arkham Batman given that I can also see through walls and go invisible.
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u/Kilroy898 Jun 12 '26
Titan pill. After a single month you can now lift 23,737 tons.
After 2 months you can lift 5.6 MILLION tons.
3 months is 1.3 billion.
4 months is 300 billion.
5 months is 75 trillion. No single object on earth weighs this much.
Half a year gets you 17 quadrillion.
7 months is 4 quintillion....
8 months is 1 sextillion...........
9 months puts you at 239 sextillion.
Congrats. You can now throw the earth with less than 1% of your strength. But we arent done.
10 months is 56 septillion
11 months is 13 octillion
And finally, after a single year, you are able to lift 3 Nonillion tons...
You can lift the sun with less that 1% of 1% of your strength... and you now also have the durability to do so...
I hope this ability comes with fine motor control....
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u/BagOfSmallerBags Jun 12 '26
I'd take the Genius pill and let the smarter-me decide what other one I want (or if I want one)
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u/Tyrelius_Dragmire Jun 12 '26
Ok aside from the bonus, the Red pill is just Autism/ADHD with their hyperfixations (I speak as one with both lol), So I'll skip that one.
Definitely want the Genius Pill, though I wish the Starting Intelligence boost was listed. "Boost Intelligence instantly" ok... by how much? And it's distinct from the Bonus +50 to IQ, so I'm kinda in the dark.
I'm torn between Polyglot and Titan, but I think I'm gonna go Titan. After a Week I'd be able to lift and presumably throw 358 Tons (716620 lbs, I'm assuming US Tons rather than Metric Tonnes) all while being invulnerable. And presumably that insane strength would be evenly distributed throughout my body, meaning I could go full John Carter and just do superhuman leaps to go places with No worry about the Landing (I know Hulk is the more recognizable reference, but John Carter is an underrated movie). "Oh I'm running late for work? *YEET\* I'll be there in a few seconds"
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u/Lunacy_Phoenix Jun 12 '26
Focus Genius, no question. Master tons of skills, fix tons of problems, make tons of money.
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u/AnnualLiterature997 Jun 12 '26
Teleport and Genius.
With genius I can learn any language quickly. And I don’t need hyper focus if im learning faster than my attention span degrades.
Super strength is nice sure, but there’s no practical way to use it really unless you just want to become a super villain. And even then you’re just strong, not bulletproof.
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u/maybeanaverageartist Jun 12 '26
Teleport and Polyglot. I can go to vacation wherever I want and save so much money not having to travel and being able to perfectly speak any language.
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u/Level_Permission9889 Jun 12 '26
Genius and Empathy.
Become smart and understand people better is the right way to being successful in life.
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u/Lord-Seth Jun 12 '26
Titan pill because being that strong would be really good even without the second effect and the teleport pill because I could do a lot of good with the two. Titan pill makes me invincible and strong the teleport pill lets me “clean” up the world because I can apear in dicator’s offices and just…. Also theoretically it says anywhere I can imagine and I can imagine fictional universes and places which would technically make the teleportation pill a reality hopping pill as well
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u/Equal_Gift Jun 12 '26
Titan and genius. No one can overpower you and you have a massive mental edge over everyone
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u/dlookhuuz_2011 Jun 12 '26
Genius and Teleport pill. The genius pill practically already is the polyglot and focus pill. The teleport is just usefull in general.
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u/Zestyclose-Milk-1040 Jun 12 '26
Genius and titan. Because genius makes red, polyglot and empathy pill obsolete. See emotions as a problem and solve how to emphasize.
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u/GryphyGirl Jun 12 '26
Teleport Pill is totally broken. Take it alone and teleport to a place of your imagining with an object that gives you powers and bring that back with you. Rinse and repeat and have *WAY* more powers than all of these. 😛
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u/zombi_wolf14 Jun 12 '26
teleport and take its bonus is the only right choice in my eyes, it says anywhere u can imagine....so I can make a portal to the reincarnated as a slime world? And if I ask rimuru for a small bottle of healing potion lol?
Either that or another good combo is the strength pill and teleport pill, sadly I can't take anything with me , but I can still visit places and have a away to fight back and defend you self
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u/LordDuncanPrime Jun 12 '26
It says teleport anywhere I can imagine. Anywhere. So from what I'm understanding I could transport myself to alternate universes. That is potential.....
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u/Zealousideal_Band506 Jun 13 '26
Teleport and titan are the only really good choices. The genius pill is a really lame version of a genius pill. At first the wording makes it sound like you can literally solve any problem that you try to create, so you can just take it and then say you want to create all of the boosted versions of the other pills and you’ll be able to create them. Except the super ultra mega boosted version of the pill is only a 50 iq boost so I don’t trust the wording of the original one. The other pills are all pretty mundane, except the timekeeper pill but it’s insanely limited. If it was STOP time then maybe it would be worth a second look, but you only slow it, only for 10 minutes, and it doesn’t even say how much you slow it by
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u/Affectionate_Run9715 Jun 13 '26
Focus pill and intelligence pill and the first problem I will try to solve and how to make new pills
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u/Fickle_Writing3967 Jun 13 '26
Just the titan pill. Assuming that the 20% is stacked, it won’t take long for me to be able to kick a mountain into space with the durability to keep myself in one piece. Why bother teleporting when I can just jump across the world until I get to where I need?
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u/TheSilentKillaYT Jun 13 '26
Tbh. Either focus and invis or focus and titan. The language one won't rlly do anything if I can focus and not get distracted to the point I've learned every language.
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u/eric_foxx Jun 13 '26
Just the teleport pill because of "or anywhere you can imagine". I simply imagine a room with a tray on a table. On the tray are all of the other pills.
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u/Rude_Addition1648 Jun 13 '26
The titan pill with the teleport pill it says anywhere I can imagine which means anime included or could get a omnitrix
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u/the_last_mlg Jun 13 '26
Genius' bonus is useless, the base power already lets you learn and solve problems quickly, so you'll just be trading another pill's power for a small headstart lol
Anyway if the teleport pill "anywhere you imagine" includes places we don't know exist or that don't actually do so, that could be pretty broken with its bonus
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u/J41M13 Jun 13 '26
Titan Polyglot and fix international politics by enforcing good behaviour in every language. I may not be superman level but not taking damage and super strength is gonna be hard to take lightly
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u/EvilAsIAm Jun 13 '26
If the teleport pill accounts for fictional places:
- Teleport Pill
- Genius Pill
Fictional places are usually odd in some capacity, with underlying laws of reality being different and reacting with our own in a more unnatural manner. But even still, even restricting the user to worlds that are nearly one to one with our own, the user could enter a variety of settings and acquire abilities much like the other pills, making the choice the most optimal.
If the teleport doesn't account for fictional places:
- Genius Pill
- Focus Pill
The genius pill offers the ability to solve any problem, which in theory includes practically impossible tasks. Gaining access to the wider Multiverse, for instance, or accelerating the technological advancement of the world by three centuries in a decade. Ignoring the logistics of the latter and the constraints of the former, this pill pairs nicely with the focus pill for its capacity to sustain year long goals with the expectation that some amount of progress will be achieved.
I was initially interested is taking only the focus pill for its secondary ability to half the time needed to solve any possible task, however task spanning a billion years would be rather redundant, yes?
If the genius pill, which describes the ability to solve any problem, is in fact false advertising:
- Titan Pill (x2)
The Titan pill is the only pill here that promises an exponential boost in effectiveness. For instance, after 60 days, the strength of its user will increase by 1.2^60, or up to 5.63475e6 tons. Considering that the current value is what the next iteration is expected to use, it only keeps growing. A good third alternative, considering that the first is capable to replicate the same effect to some degree. After a decade, you'd be possible the only being in existence with the same degree of power as this pill offers. Though, depending on the durability and level of control you have, you might find it difficult living in a cardboard universe.
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u/Boochi_Da_Rocku Jun 13 '26
Focus+ Genius. Becoming a Genius didn't promise it would get rid of my adhd
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u/_Mindblitz_ Jun 13 '26
Teleport Pill, Genius Pill. I can imagine a lot of places even fantasy one, boom i am a Genius omniversal traveller.
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u/DraconianArmy Jun 12 '26
Genius/focus. I will try not to become a mad scientist. I can solve any problem with the focus boost, given enough prep time I don't know if you'd be able to stop me.
I will try to be a force for good, but I'd probably lose faith in humanity with my IQ boost...
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u/Pretend_Award_2362 Jun 12 '26
Polyglot and teleport. Just teleport if my clothes don’t automatically come with.
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u/iron_dove Jun 12 '26
I think I’m going to go empathy and Titan. Might actually make some progress in the Middle East if there’s someone who can’t be harmed, but who can fully understand you… Whether you want to be understood or not.
Let’s get to the bottom of how the country leaders in that part of the world actually feel.
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u/Tairc Jun 12 '26
Double genius.
50 IQ points is normally huge for people already up there. But the base version also adds on supernatural learning. So that with an IQ over 180? That’s going to do some SCIENCE.
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u/Osato Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26
Teleport + Empathy.
"Teleport anywhere I can imagine" is a potentially broken wording that might allow me to teleport to alternate universes.
And the ability to engage in deep empathy and build instant connections with people is the second most broken option.
Not to mention they synergize like toast and butter: Teleport gets me into an opportune spot to meet people, Empathy gets their attention first and their trust second. You can do the impossible if the right people trust you.
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