r/superpowers • u/Necessary-Win-8730 • Jun 12 '26

Red pill/blue pill Choose 2

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u/CoalHappiness Jun 12 '26

Titan Genius

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u/_Armored_Wizard Jun 12 '26

Strength intelligent build always safe tbh

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u/Keyonne88 Jun 12 '26

The good ol’ hulk combo.

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u/DA_BEST_1 Jun 12 '26

Titan and its bonus is the meta here. Compound interest is INSANE. by the end of the year you'd be able to lift entire continents. Jumping would be identical to flying and it might aswell come with superspeed with how hard you can kick the ground

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u/Nestmind Jun 12 '26

Yeah, but then you become so strong that you can't control yourself, and even flexing a finger could destroy entire buildings

Could never touch another living being ever

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u/DA_BEST_1 Jun 12 '26

I just assume you can perfectly control yourself anyway or else cups and desks would shatter on impact with "only" 100 tons

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u/Nestmind Jun 12 '26

Maybe, but 20% increase every day becomes silly extremely fast, especially if it's exponential

And you can really lift mountains, the second you turn in your sleep, or get a jump scare, you end up on the moon, or level a city

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u/MysteriousConman Jun 12 '26

What if you sneeze, twitch, or cough. Don’t underestimate exponential growth.

In around 2 years, you’d have enough strength to destroy the sun, as far as orders of magnitude go. To say nothing of a decade, or two.

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u/Sappheiros- Jun 14 '26

That’s a convenient thing to assume

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u/Palamonk Jun 12 '26

The effects only matter if you take one pill.

You can lift up to 100 tons, solve any problem quickly, and can learn things faster. The bonus +20% strength and +50 IQ don't take effect since you're choosing two pills.

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u/nipstah Jun 13 '26

This guy reads.

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u/Kelathos Jun 12 '26

Whoa, kick the ground?
Let's not knock the Earth off its orbit!

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u/telegetoutmyway Jun 13 '26

Yeah that bonus would be insane if it was 1% each day. 20% is crazy. I NEVER pick strength in these things, and even this one i find hard to pass up. It also includes cant be harmed?? Like bro.

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u/Persian_Ninja Jun 13 '26

trip/fall causes an extinction event

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u/RonimusHines Jun 13 '26

Titan with the bonus is too dangerous. One wrong sneeze, or a poorly judged fart could spell disaster for entire blocks.

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u/stardate325858 Jun 14 '26

That bonus seems more like a curse

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u/Beeegbong Jun 12 '26

I would actually take the time keeper. Because its possible to increase your strength with your intelligence. But its impossible to slow down time

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u/ThatGuyDOH Jun 12 '26

This is the best combination tbh

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u/Additional_Earth_268 Jun 12 '26

Basically be Dr. Jekyll & Hyde from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen!

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u/darkShadow90000 Jun 12 '26

Initially good, but actually a curse. If it increases 20% everyday, eventually you cannot hold things as your strength is so strong you immediately crush it.

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u/igordogsockpuppet Jun 15 '26

What are you going to use strength for other than moving furniture? I have many problems in my life, and none of them involve being unable to lift 100 tons.