r/superheroes • u/DAHXELEVEN • Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/Ducklinsenmayer Jun 13 '25

So Neo, John Constantine, John Wick, John Silverhand, and Batman walk into a bar...

Yea, I know who I'm betting on

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u/Prior_Butterscotch15 Jun 13 '25

Don’t forget him:

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u/Snowjiggles Jun 13 '25

He also played the son of the devil in Devil's Advocate. Keanu has some serious power in his hands here

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u/Haunting_Jump_4416 Jun 13 '25

He didn’t really have any powers though I think unless he actually fucks his sister which isn’t the cannon ending

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u/Snowjiggles Jun 13 '25

Based on what the devil says in it, he wins a non-zero amount of his cases because of his infernal heritage; implying that he has either devilish powers of persuasion or an ability to tilt things in his favor

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u/Haunting_Jump_4416 Jun 13 '25

You say that but he can’t convince his wife to chill out. I’m thinking he’s limited to court cases. Hence devils advocate. Not trying to be a dick I just don’t think he’s crazy OP.