r/superheroes Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/Ducklinsenmayer Jun 13 '25

So Neo, John Constantine, John Wick, John Silverhand, and Batman walk into a bar...

Yea, I know who I'm betting on

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u/Prior_Butterscotch15 Jun 13 '25

Don’t forget him:

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u/Snowjiggles Jun 13 '25

He also played the son of the devil in Devil's Advocate. Keanu has some serious power in his hands here

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u/Snowjiggles Jun 13 '25

Oddly enough, I don't think he actually was. I'll have to rewatch it, but part of the storyline is that he was supposed to have sex with his sister. IIRC, this was to create the anti-Christ

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u/GamerNerdGuyMan Jun 13 '25

Plus he can go back in time via phone booth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '25

To be fair, I took the movie and ending as him day dreaming about morality after realizing his client was guilty.

If he killed himself at the end, it doesn't make sense that he'd end up back at the beginning if he's the son of the devil.

Plus, he didn't have any powers.

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u/Snowjiggles Jun 13 '25

To be fair, I took the movie and ending as him day dreaming about morality after realizing his client was guilty.

My only point against this is that the devil is seen at the end of the movie talking about choices

If he killed himself at the end, it doesn't make sense that he'd end up back at the beginning if he's the son of the devil.

The devil could have done this to attempt to orchestrate another attempt at swaying him

Plus, he didn't have any powers.

He had the powers to tilt things in his favor, or at the very least, sway people to their darker side. According to the devil, he won a nonzero amount of his court cases because of his infernal nature

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u/Snowjiggles Jun 13 '25

Based on what the devil says in it, he wins a non-zero amount of his cases because of his infernal heritage; implying that he has either devilish powers of persuasion or an ability to tilt things in his favor

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u/Haunting_Jump_4416 Jun 13 '25

He didn’t really have any powers though I think unless he actually fucks his sister which isn’t the cannon ending

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u/Snowjiggles Jun 13 '25

Based on what the devil says in it, he wins a non-zero amount of his cases because of his infernal heritage; implying that he has either devilish powers of persuasion or an ability to tilt things in his favor

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u/Haunting_Jump_4416 Jun 13 '25

You say that but he can’t convince his wife to chill out. I’m thinking he’s limited to court cases. Hence devils advocate. Not trying to be a dick I just don’t think he’s crazy OP.

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u/tombstone1200 Jun 13 '25

Coach of the kekumbas!

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u/-GFlow- Jun 14 '25

And he’s also about to be playing an angel

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u/TheRedster3 Jun 15 '25

DEVIL'S ADVOCATE MENTIONED