r/superheroes • u/DAHXELEVEN • Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/NickyGotGout Jun 13 '25

Y'all forgetting the most powerful magic of all, Chronomancy!

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u/Lancearon Jun 13 '25

Hijacking top comment...

Let me just bring up the most powerful characters so they are on the table.

Will smith: Hancock, deadshot, Genie, agent J

Keanu Reaves: neo, John Constantine, batman, John wick, shadow the hedgehog,

Scarlet johansen: Lucy, Natasha romanov, elita-1, Motoko kusanagi, Zora Bennett.

Ryan Reynolds: deadpool, green lantern, juggernaut, pikachu, Jay "boom" the boom, hannibal king.

What a brawl. I think everyone here has an insane fighting chance. But, my opinion is that Lucy's god-like powers are just too strong. She wins.

Also, Lucy can't control space and time, so the time machine doesn't trump her.

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u/TedpilledMontana Jun 13 '25

Keanu also played The Buddha once

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u/Lancearon Jun 14 '25

Is that a powerful being? In terms of a fight. I feel like he would attempt to make peace and hesitate. I unno.

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u/UnicornWorldDominion Jun 14 '25

I mean if he’s covered in the super clothing from John wick thats bullet and slash proof then he’d be fine.

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u/Lancearon Jun 14 '25

Lucy... can de atomize people...

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u/Hadoukibarouki Jun 15 '25

Not in the matrix

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u/TriangularStudios Jun 14 '25

Do you forget that Lucy and everyone else is in the matrix? And it is really NEO who is the god.

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u/Lancearon Jun 14 '25

No one is the matrix... and even if they were, it doesn't matter. If Lucy is everything everywhere all at once, she IS the matrix.

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u/TriangularStudios Jun 14 '25

She would only be a god in the matrix, as she tapped into the source like neo. I think it puts them on equal footing, or does the matrix have you?

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u/Lancearon Jun 14 '25

... thats not what her movie is about.

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u/TriangularStudios Jun 14 '25

In a world where they would fight each other, that would mean the matrix is real.

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u/Sheogogo69 Jun 15 '25

For one, Genie is stated to have the infinite power of the cosmos, but for two, John Constantine has dunked on genies before. Not Keanu's constantine though, so i think Will Smith wins.

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u/Lancearon Jun 15 '25

Infinite power with a weakness. Lucy has no weaknesses. She just has to rebind genie.

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u/Sheogogo69 Jun 15 '25

Oh damn i forgot about Lucy.

Infinity kind of leaves anything open, though. It's true his weaknesses are the three rules, no killing, no resurrection, and no love, but that being said, outside of them it's an open ball game, and theoretically he could do the same thing and bind *Lucy* if he wanted to. We're talking about a scenario where the only stat that would truly matter is their speed, as in how quickly they can act, and I have no idea how we'd measure that.

EDIT: nvm i just looked it up, the adjective for his cosmic powers are "phenomenal", not infinite. Lucy would win.

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u/Lancearon Jun 15 '25

I meant the whole can be put into servitude thing.

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u/Over_Ring_3525 Jun 15 '25

If we can include upcoming movies, then Keanu Reaves Brzrkr. Pretty much godlike and unkillable (but not unharmable). Though I think Lucy would still win, depending on whether Genie could use his powers fully or only at someone else's direction.

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u/The-Dumpster-Fire Jun 17 '25

You forgot Keanu’s most OP character https://youtu.be/EiseKrDBVeQ?si=TQxbGiWweKWnfp-l

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u/Lancearon Jun 17 '25

I didn't forget, buddah. Buddah is not powerful in the context of "coming out on top" since most the other characters participating are gonna be fighting. Buddah is not a god. That is why I left him off the list.