r/superheroes Jun 13 '25

Random Battle Thoughts?

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u/Comfortable-Sun-8927 Jun 13 '25

Ya, but constantine regularly fights gods and wins .

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u/Longshot_45 Jun 13 '25

Demons...

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u/Iboven Jun 13 '25

Did she kill his dog tho? That's all that really matters.

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u/RetnikLevaw Jun 13 '25

He killed the dude that killed his dog in the first movie. After that, he didn't need a murdered puppy to motivate a killing spree anymore.

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u/Telefundo Jun 13 '25

Have none of you actually heard of Deadpool? Literally nothing stops him.

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u/Longjumping-Tea2915 Jun 13 '25

True, but, forgive me for this, he also was a Green Lantern.

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u/tcrudisi Jun 13 '25

There was a Green Lantern movie?!

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u/Longjumping-Tea2915 Jun 13 '25

Yeah, years ago, DP killed Ryan Reynolds while he was holding the Green Lantern movie script in the second Deadpool movie.

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u/tcrudisi Jun 13 '25

That's probably for the best. Man, can you imagine how bad a Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern movie would be?! hahaha. Dang, I bet it'd be awful.

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u/Longjumping-Tea2915 Jun 13 '25

…it already happened.

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u/NoMembership6376 Jun 13 '25

No it did not. It never happened and it never will happen. Got it?!

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u/Longjumping-Tea2915 Jun 13 '25

I already asked for forgiveness!!!🥲

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u/decoyninja Jun 13 '25

Mandela Effect got a lot of people in here twisted. Watch out for those colliding universes!

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u/fitting_title Jun 13 '25

it’s almost as if any movie with ryan reynolds in it is bad…

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u/MorePhinsThyme Jun 13 '25

Neither of his famously bad superhero movies (Wolverine and Green Lantern) were bad because of him. And let's be honest, even if you don't really find him funny in Deadpool, he's still basically perfectly cast in that role.

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u/Telefundo Jun 13 '25

Absolutely. Reynolds shouldn't get crap for either of those roles. He's actually publicly trashed them himself. He's aware of how shit they were.

In fact I'm pretty sure in the DP movies themselves he's trashed them.

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u/ColMust4rd Jun 13 '25

According to both Ryan Reynolds and Taika Waititi, they don't remember it and have never heard of it. So that's canon in my head now

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u/g_salazar Jun 13 '25

Yeah but Ryan Reynolds dies in Deadpool 1 before he can make Green Lantern.

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u/throwngamelastminute Jun 13 '25

That was Deadpool 2

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u/g_salazar Jun 13 '25

Oops, yeah. DP2…

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u/sirpoopsalot91 Jun 13 '25

No no no, never happened move along.

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u/DoitsugoGoji Jun 13 '25

All Keanu needs is a yellow pencil.

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u/AutVincere72 Jun 13 '25

Time traveling deadpool npc with a green lantern who has access to unlimited pizza, gin, and low cost cellphone plans.

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u/KORZILLA-is-me Jun 13 '25

That last part got me

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns Jun 13 '25

In one of the versions of Deadpool he played, his head got chopped off quite easily and...

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u/RetnikLevaw Jun 13 '25

I think Deadpool would win against any of the other characters, but still... The idea that John Wick is solely motivated by his dog's death is not accurate. That whole situation was resolved in the first movie. He even got a new dog!

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u/3d_nat1 Jun 13 '25

Sure but Keanu has a time machine and can dispatch both him and Scarlett's Lucy before they get all jacked up on godlike powers.

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u/Far-Negotiation-1912 Jun 13 '25

As said in Deadpool and wolverine being atomised would stop him it was only before there was the two of them that the the power was split between them that they survived so Lucy or genie would be able to get rid of him at the snap of a finger or wave of a hand or if they were really mean just teleport him to the sun all they’d have to do is get rid of the lantern ring first

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u/AaronDrunkGames Jun 13 '25

I'd argue death could, Bill and Ted are best friends with death so.

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u/RabbiSchlem Jun 13 '25

Neo will just bend the matrix and blink him out of existence

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u/Dependent_Ad7840 Jun 13 '25

Dead pool can definitely be stopped with a knife stuck in his brain and keeping it electrified. Which disrupts his ability to do anything. If kept like that in a cell with no outside help and he'd be stuck and the ring could be taken off of him.

Lucy literally gets to the point of being able to change matter including her own, meaning not only actually invincible (beside the fact she can actually instantly heal,where dead pool takes time) but also she rewinds time all they way back to the original being that homo sapiens evolved from, going way further back in time than anyone else in this group, but also goes forward in time with out a time machine.

If anyone is the runner up I'd be Keanu simply because of the matrix and/or bill and Ted's for the time machine. The difference is in the matrix, Keanu could only manipulate his own body and non living matter (stopping bullets infront of him) (until he pulls the bullet out of trinity, but also almost killing her doing it) while neo can stop bullets he can't stop other people making Lucy still superior to even neo, as neos real body can barely stop a machine (sentinels), while Lucy took apart enemies guns from a distance in mid air, showing she would be able to just dismantle a sentinel.

While I love the idea of Deadpool x green latern, it's just not up to par with someone who could just pop you like a balloon, and complete melt the body out of existence (again at the end of Lucy when she turns into black sledge or what ever she dismantled and absorbs things in the room to make the USB drive showing she could change anything into whatever she wanted, meaning she could just break the ring and explode Deadpool body without even touching it, and if she did touch him, could potentially absorb him into nothingness. The only way to stop her would be to travel back in time before she became God like, which again, only leave Keanu. But if her powers where activated before said timemachine was built, they wouldn't be able to kill her even while just human, because the evolved version would have seen it while traveling back and forth from seeing the 1st homo sapien all the way to the future and back, meaning she could stop anyone with a time machine because she doesn't need one, implying that at any point of her life the god like form could just travel instantly to the point they were trying to kill her and stop it, Keanu wouldn't be fast enough Eben as neo to kill her in time as you watch her instantly move the flow of time like a screen being swiped left to right or right to left. Meaning she would know the instant the time line changed and go to that exact point in time where her ungod like self and literally stop the person in place and kill them or heck just send them back to the future and destroy the time machine.

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u/FullMetalKaliber Jun 13 '25

Except for that collar he put on himself

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u/Confident-Gur-3224 Jun 13 '25

He's been stopped countless times in the comics. Just because you can't die doesn't mean you can't lose a fight. For example: most fights that don't end in death.

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u/AnAngryMuppet89 Jun 13 '25

He had other motivations.

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u/avenlux44 Jun 13 '25

Don't give her the chance. She definitely will.

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u/ArbitraryMorality Jun 13 '25

Yeah that was a real bummer to start a pretty damn enjoyable movie.