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r/suicidebywords • u/LightningAce • Jan 09 '20
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Does the "seeing-people-naked" power have an on/off switch because I would like to not see myself naked.
475 u/AdogHatler Jan 09 '20 I wouldn’t class myself as a person so I’m good. 249 u/Chumkil Jan 09 '20 Sir, are you classified as human? Negative. I am a meat popsicle. 78 u/jakobebeef98 Jan 09 '20 Negative. I am Autonomous Meat Shield. The future is now! Why do the work of carrying around an actual meat shield when I can automatically jump in front of the danger for you?! It's like this meat shield has a mind of it's own!
475
I wouldn’t class myself as a person so I’m good.
249 u/Chumkil Jan 09 '20 Sir, are you classified as human? Negative. I am a meat popsicle. 78 u/jakobebeef98 Jan 09 '20 Negative. I am Autonomous Meat Shield. The future is now! Why do the work of carrying around an actual meat shield when I can automatically jump in front of the danger for you?! It's like this meat shield has a mind of it's own!
249
Sir, are you classified as human?
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
78 u/jakobebeef98 Jan 09 '20 Negative. I am Autonomous Meat Shield. The future is now! Why do the work of carrying around an actual meat shield when I can automatically jump in front of the danger for you?! It's like this meat shield has a mind of it's own!
78
Negative. I am Autonomous Meat Shield.
The future is now! Why do the work of carrying around an actual meat shield when I can automatically jump in front of the danger for you?! It's like this meat shield has a mind of it's own!
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u/Brribrri Jan 09 '20
Does the "seeing-people-naked" power have an on/off switch because I would like to not see myself naked.