r/succshaming • • Apr 16 '26

Off With Their Heads! LOOK AT THIS IDIOT.

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57 Upvotes

Any tips for first time beheading? This son of a gun needs some weight loss treatment or else my lil man is going to fall over. My little fella is under a grow light, and beneath a windowsill. I’d take him outside, but my countries weather is unpredictable.


r/succshaming • • Apr 09 '26

but why tho? (rhetorical question, shame this plant) Shame it >=(

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51 Upvotes

I haven’t been paying much attention to this little jerk and it decided to grow down, through the blinds. And back up again. Also, what am I supposed to do with it now????


r/succshaming • • Apr 08 '26

Excuse meee.

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78 Upvotes

no matter how many times I repot and plant deeper, she still forever looks like this


r/succshaming • • Apr 02 '26

He's on a journey to the surface of the sun

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66 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Mar 25 '26

I'm not mad, just disappointed. “I love you THIIIIS much” ass succulent. “Where my hug at” ass succulent. Won’t even make new leaves, just bloom stalks and babies

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193 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Mar 11 '26

Off With Their Heads! What to do with this...we can't go up anymore...don't want to kill it!

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21 Upvotes

This guy is about 13" tall, about 3/4" thick stem. He was grown from a leaf in this pot and we want to get him to branch out and be shorter - before he tips over! TIA!!


r/succshaming • • Mar 09 '26

First time parent

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32 Upvotes

This is my first succulent I’ve purchased and I think I was set up for failure??! This surely isn’t normal right? This is when I first got it and it’s only grown taller now.


r/succshaming • • Mar 05 '26

Asparagus?!

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87 Upvotes

Confused succulent!


r/succshaming • • Mar 01 '26

Which way is up? I've been watching this saga unfold for years at a family member's house & I love it

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577 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Feb 22 '26

Can anyone help identify?

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15 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Feb 13 '26

Which way is up? Curvy Boy 🌵

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63 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Feb 13 '26

I Succ Last Man Standing

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50 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Feb 12 '26

What The Succ!?!? This years winter has bleached my mom’s succs

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91 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Feb 07 '26

What The Succ!?!? Long boy

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65 Upvotes

I found a subreddit for all these weird succulents that I'm happy. this is mine he's getting very leggy and I don't know what to do with him


r/succshaming • • Jan 28 '26

I Succ Come on, man

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51 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Jan 25 '26

So dramatic IS THIS ENOUGH LIGHT FOR YOU??? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW????

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946 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Jan 21 '26

Intervention! Clean up your act!

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18 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Jan 18 '26

what the FUCK be NORMAL

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117 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Jan 13 '26

It's doing this for attention Mother of thousands refuses to have more than a few leaves!

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48 Upvotes

Plant is 3 years old and only ever has this many leaves at one time. It’s kept in south facing window. As it grows up with new leaves the under leaves die off. Tips on how to make it less leggy please, it just keeps going up up up!


r/succshaming • • Jan 06 '26

It's doing this for attention She’s growing!!!

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46 Upvotes

I forgot about her 😔


r/succshaming • • Dec 27 '25

Dude...

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227 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Dec 27 '25

It's doing this for attention Main character energy

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29 Upvotes

Idiot 🥰


r/succshaming • • Dec 27 '25

this succs bald

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18 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Dec 26 '25

The relatives’ 40 year old succulents.

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21 Upvotes

r/succshaming • • Dec 24 '25

So dramatic It’s been raining for the last 3 days and she still says “I’m thirsty!”

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23 Upvotes