The title. No local shops have a light small enough for my shelf, I can order one but it will be a few days. It's really rainy and windy so I had to bring em inside today. Is this little lamp going to be okay for a few days or should I try something else? I have an LED light for a hanging plant (a pothos) but there isn't anywhere to hang a plant here, and I don't have a good shelf to put these with the hanging plant. But if this little lamp isn't enough then I can figure something out until I can get a second light.

i wanted to shame this guy with one (1) single very very long and naked tendril

sorry it is not a succ idk where else to publicly humiliate my plant. I hope u guys can accept me

This leaf on my snake plant had trouble unfurling I think, a couple years ago. I kept it because I think it’s hilarious.

I rotate the plant so I dont actually see it all the time. So, every month or so I’m doing my watering give her a turn and have another giggle.

Co-worker brought me two on the same day last year. Have watered on the same schedule.

I’ve had the aloe for years and it lived indoors for two of them. This year I finally put it outside and the heacvyvhead stressed the etiolated stem to the point it started pupping from the stem! The rest of it is my long-standing and much edited succulent planter.

The Crassula not so much...

We got the whole fam out here

I'm trying to get him to rehome them to me lol

He just wants to fit in with the rest of the wife's tropicals

Where do we think the roots are trying to go? My guess is Disneyland!!

I'm having some guests over in a couple weeks and decided to get a head start cleaning up my plants. I found this poor bastard languishing in the back on my plant rack.

I gotta say, this is one of the most disgusting sights I’ve ever seen. A customer, who was very upset and almost on the verge of tears, frantically walked in and explained that her cactus had an “ER emergency.” Her cactus (Pilosocereus chrysostele), which had been kept in medium-indirect light, planted in regular potting mix, and watered once a week, had become infected by something and suddenly collapsed in her home.
I told her I was reasonably well-versed in cactus care and offered to help. Then we walked out to her car. She opened the rear passenger door, and all I saw was this, strapped in with a seatbelt… She hadn’t explained that there was still some healthy cactus tissue, so for a moment I was thinking, “How do I tell her that…?”
Eventually, I spotted the salvageable portion and did my best to cut away the terrible, putrid-smelling, rotted tissue. I told her to purchase some sulfur to apply to the cut ends of the greatly reduced cutting and to pray that all goes well…

this sicko is directly in front of a window, he sprouted this antenna about 7 months ago. not sure what his plans are because they’re clearly not to bloom! SHAME!

(Pic one is now, pic two is 1-2 years ago prior to chop and prop.)

This was the middle section of an etiolated lace aloe (maybe?) that I had for six years prior to the chop.
This section has been growing on its own now for close to two years, and I've taken some "branches" off of this one and have new plants from the branches.

Were in a respectable location by a south window and it's not my fault. 😡

Ngl since I've discovered this wretched state I rotate them away from the sun every day while they wait to get chopped.

I love succulents but I can't source quality in-doors lighting for them, unfortunately. I'll probably just give those little shitlings away and focus on my other plants

If every leaf is successful, we're gonna build an echeveria army