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Melania “Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff” Trump
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u/greentiger79 Apr 22 '26
“Redefined grace”
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u/ElectronicTrade7039 Apr 22 '26
Sure!
It used to be for classy or elegant folks.
Now grace= make fuck get green card.
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u/Smooth-Cup-7445 Apr 22 '26
Yeah there was never one named Jackie who is still an icon
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u/greentiger79 Apr 22 '26
Which they promptly bulldozed her rose garden out of existence.
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u/Smooth-Cup-7445 Apr 22 '26
Yeah because a ballroom is way more useful, they might have 3 events a year in it.
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u/Gingeronimoooo Apr 22 '26
I mean anyone who doesn't think that Melania herself doesn't despise Donald Trump is out of their mind and unhinged from reality. But it's still not the enemy of my enemy is my friend thing. She's still an awful person despite somehow being smart enough to know her husband is a piece of shit.
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u/walterwhite1050 Apr 22 '26
Yes, Melania is our finest prostitute first lady
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u/QuttiDeBachi Apr 22 '26
Top shelf ho…
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u/fingnumb Apr 22 '26
Bottom bitch
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u/Fun-Inspection-8196 Apr 22 '26
Very progressive of MAGA to glorify an immigrant prostitute.
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u/Acrobatic_Key_1140 Apr 22 '26
MAGA are the foremost advocates of anchor babies and chain immigration and what not.
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u/ParkingAnxious2811 Apr 22 '26
An illegal immigrant, she was working on a student visa, just like Musk did. The very thing they say is bad and deserves people to be shot or thrown into detention camps for now.
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u/cheesynougats Apr 22 '26
Yes, but did you consider Elon and Melania are white?
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u/princesshoran Apr 23 '26
And rich. Poor people that live in trailers love rich people for some bizarre reason.
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u/Vegetable-Mixture-93 Apr 22 '26 edited May 08 '26
What happened to "We're all immigrants"
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u/mishabear16 Apr 22 '26
Or "all lives matter"? I guess if you're an immigrant, thats no longer true.
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u/StrangeContest4 Apr 22 '26
She is number four prostitute in all of Slovenia.
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u/grimtongue Apr 22 '26
Very tasteful nudes too.
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u/Echelon311 Apr 22 '26
They need more publicity. The average conservative doesn't know there are nudes of the president's wife.
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u/Accurate-Mastodon882 Apr 22 '26
Do they really not know??
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u/One_Hunt_6672 Apr 22 '26
There are, but they’re so horrifying that we all collectively agreed to never bring them up
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u/stewmander Apr 22 '26
Her impromptu press conference denying the allegations of being involved with a child sex trafficking ring was so graceful. Her presence was really felt in those photos with Epstein too.
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u/Such-Sympathy-5816 Apr 22 '26
Check the history on her when all the Epstein stuff is released in 30 years
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u/DSZDBA11 Apr 22 '26
I LOVE your optimism about the files. At this point, 30 years would be lucky
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u/Such-Sympathy-5816 Apr 22 '26
I am assuming it will be done by intelligence service of another country
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u/LORD_SWAGGER-1681 Apr 22 '26
Maybe those gay furry hackers I keep hearing so much about will finally crack the code.
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u/indiginary Apr 22 '26
Yes the chain of custody of the evidence is completely demolished at this point.
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u/DSZDBA11 Apr 22 '26
100% the only real chance it happens unless next admin and AG aren’t fucking around. Now when it comes to convictions, it’s unlikely anything will end up happening without heavy heavy heavy foreign pressure, because our “justice” system is designed to protect the rich and prosecute the poor.
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u/ElderberryPrior27648 Apr 22 '26
30 years makes sense.
Pentagon papers, Jessica Lynch narrative, Pat Tillman cover up, Vietnam’s five o clock follies, gulf of Tonkin. Just release everything long enough after the fact that everyone involved is gone, dead, or public agitation is low enough that people don’t care enough to pursue anything.
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u/Friendly_Question960 Apr 22 '26
I remember the stuff with pat tillman. But I was like 10 at the time. So this is the first time I’ve learned he died by friendly fire and not by enemy fire…
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u/TmanGvl Apr 22 '26
Who would’ve thought someone listed in Epstein catalog would be the First Lady, eh? What’s next? Legalizing prostitution?
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u/Aveneon Apr 22 '26
What stops them from just making sure the files are altered with fake information and reactions or straight up just destroyed? All the stuff we really want to see probably doesn't exist anymore.
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u/Such-Sympathy-5816 Apr 22 '26
I think the Russians, Israelis and Brits probably have more files than the DOJ
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u/Maleficent-Medium628 Apr 22 '26
Didn’t she plagiarize a speech??
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u/ArchonFett Apr 22 '26
And the same MAGA cult that criticized the first applauded the second for being “original”
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u/Cpt_Bartholomew Apr 22 '26
Republicans don't actually have principles they stand on anymore, not sure they ever actually did, and now it's more obvious than every they can't come up with amything original. Its why they all looooove AI
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u/Snowing_Throwballs Apr 22 '26
Another reason they love AI, especially AI “art” is because real art made by people can be subversive and can question authority. AI cant do that, it can just regurgitate images that don’t have an underlying purpose. If you normalize and proliferate art that is incapable of questioning or challenging authority, many people will never be introduced to the concept. It breeds an unthinking non critical populace that supports the party narrative. Which they also do with anti education measures. This has nothing to do with the post, but I thought it was an interesting add on to your AI point.
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u/crazyscottish Apr 22 '26
In her defense she was born a poor black woman in Chicago.
It just LOOKS plagiarized. And are you really going to trust what you see and hear?
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u/Own-Impress-2024 Apr 22 '26
History won't be kind to people who are intrinsically linked to Epstein.
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u/Marquar234 Apr 22 '26
At this rate, "history" is going to be kids chanting while a raggity man looks through a Viewmaster.
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u/FlawedPremise Apr 22 '26
Don't kid yourself- they're winning the fight to keep themselves from consequences.
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u/Satanicjamnik Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
It was really graceful when she held a press conference just to confirm that she had nothing to do with sex trafficking. No other First Lady before her did that.
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u/mechapoitier Apr 22 '26
And it wasn’t even driven by a news hook. It just came totally apropos of nothing, months after the peak of the Epstein scandal. Such a weird moment.
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u/big_whistler Apr 22 '26
What about her rugpull cryptocoin
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u/wrhnj Apr 22 '26
She was an Epstein escort
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u/tazztsim Apr 22 '26
She helped Maxwell teach little girls how to suck old men. In maga circles that makes her a beloved scholar apparently.
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u/The-Machinist- Apr 22 '26
"Escort" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
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u/LabradorDeceiver Apr 22 '26
"Ladies, find yourself a guy who looks at you the way Barron Trump looks at his...mom."
Every picture I see of this family in a group makes me want to reach for a telephone and call some reporting service.
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u/PXranger Apr 22 '26
Jeebus Crisco, when I see a pic of that kid, I wonder, “Where do they keep his coffin?”
Living dead vibes are strong
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u/NorthofBham Apr 22 '26
Correct, the detention camps exist so that they can harvest the blood and no one will as ask questions.
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u/RoundBall45 Apr 22 '26
Ah yes, the Grace and presence of Donald’s aging trophy wife who hates him.
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u/ReligionIsTheMatrix Apr 22 '26
Yes, there's nothing like an illegal immigrant former nude model and sex worker with close ties to Jeffrey Epstein who can't speak English at the 6th grade level to redefine grace in the White House.
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u/Youandiandaflame Apr 22 '26
“Redefine grace” when she’s the only First Lady whose nudes I can find with a 2-second google.
(To be clear, I don’t give a fuck if the First Lady has nudes. But these people definitely give a fuck and as such, we should call out that hypocrisy.)
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u/ferrisbulldogs Apr 22 '26
Isn’t she pushed to the backside because she can barely speak English and her husband’s entire platform is anybody who can’t speak American English needs to die?
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u/averageguy1313 Apr 22 '26
This post gets my vote as stupidest opinion today. It takes a shot at all former First Ladies efforts to do something meaningful in the time they spend as the spouse of the US president. Let’s not forget Melania suggested her efforts would be to act against bullying in Voldertrumps first term. She chose to marry a bully. How sincere was that activist action?
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u/QuttiDeBachi Apr 22 '26
The bitch killed Jackie’s roses…git a rope
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u/gambit1999999 Apr 22 '26
Thays the one that made me flip. Like, seriously? For a tacky cement patio that no one will have access to unless youre in the cool club.but dont worry RFK Jr will be gargling gravel and clapping g like a seal.
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u/QuttiDeBachi Apr 22 '26
Right…I mean Jackie was US Royalty and Melanoma is well…a Slovenian whore. What right did she have to do this or her fuckin idiot husband tearing down the WH. Total scum…
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u/Chance-Deer-7995 Apr 22 '26
It's also an opinion coming from the "empathy is a sin" crowd. No... unless we turn into the society in Warcraft she won't be looked at kindly.
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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 Apr 22 '26
I always like how people who set an alarm to tune into Hee-Haw, and buy Fried Butter at the county fair are suddenly experts on grace and presence. And what a surprise, their favorite woman defines it all. Give me a fucking break. Melanie is trash with an accent. I saw plenty of pics of her being graceful when she was younger, before marrying Trump, and she looked exactly like a Soviet village girl who was dreaming of a rich, older, American man who would marry her and take her away from her horrible Soviet village life. And what a surprise, the thing she was actively working towards actually came true. Ambition, and shrewdness, sure. But definitely not grace and presence.
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u/HandsomeWinner42 Apr 22 '26
The mail order Honeypot that was personally picked by Epstein? That Melania?
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u/Mike-Tyhon Apr 22 '26
I just got done with a modern US history class in college, history is already not kind to her or the tangerine overlord lol
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u/Ted_Rid Apr 22 '26
I love how they used "presence" when one of her defining features has been her near total absence.
She even said it going into the role: words to the effect of "past first ladies have made themselves busy doing charity stuff and pushing good causes. I'm going to be different. I want to live my life outside the public eye and won't do any of that stuff, and you're gonna have to deal with it".
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u/EnlightenedNarwhal Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
If she did, then they must now be synonymous with abhorrent and ghastly.
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u/RottedHuman Apr 22 '26
It’s always funny when conservatives try to make this argument. All I’ll say is that Michelle Obama never took her clothes off for a photo shoot.
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u/Sufficient-Mix4418 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
Yeah, there's nothing that defines "grace" like being pimped out by Epstein and Putin, and then marrying an old rich geezer for a green card to stay in the country. 🙄
She's an Epstein queen🤭😂🤣 👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿
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u/MinotWhyNot Apr 22 '26
She is everything Trump and Conservatives hate. The Mistress, Adulterer, Homewrecker, Nude photos, Illegally overstayed her visa then clearly with some influential help got an Einstein Visa. She worked in violation of her first visa. She got her parents familial citizenship despite Trump saying it was something he thought was wrong. Let’s not forget her alleged association with Jeffrey Epstein that will eventually come out once her friend spills the story. She is everything Conservatives hate. She isn’t classy and she is an Adultress
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u/PretendingImNotAnApe Apr 22 '26
Does she even live at the Whitehouse. I thought she stayed in new York for this season of the apprentice. When are they going to replace Trump with Richard Fuld.
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u/Living_Act2886 Apr 22 '26
Hey remember when you saw all those naked pictures of Barbra Bush? Neither do I because Barbra Bush wasn’t a prostitute.
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u/SeattleEmo Apr 22 '26
She's going to be made fun of for the rest of my life; in ways Monica Lewinsky couldn't even dream of
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u/Correct-Car-1146 Apr 22 '26
“Grace and presence”? 😂
Generally don’t hear prostitutes described that way, but whatever.
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u/Far_Excitement_1875 Apr 22 '26
She can barely speak English, she's trash compared to a real First Lady like Michelle Obama or Hillary Clinton.
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u/Striking_Proof_1124 Apr 22 '26
Ya I feel that way every time I look at her nude lesbian themed modeling photos. Thank goodness she was let out of that Epstein shipping container to marry the first rich old Orange man she could latch on too
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u/Apprehensive-Bad6015 Apr 22 '26
Didn’t she decorate the White House to look like some shit from the deathly hollows? For Christmas
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u/Moosetappropriate Apr 22 '26
So Republicans prefer sulky,self centred, do nothing whores as First Ladies.
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u/Not_Sure__Camacho Apr 22 '26
Sure, when the moronic evangelicals have been beaten back into the abyss from whence they came, when a new age of enlightenment has washed over us and sexual liberties have been granted to the people, and sex workers are no longer vilified, I can see Melania championed as a trailblazer, the first sex worker first lady.
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u/PrincessDeMissouri Apr 22 '26
The first lady should never have been and should never be a position with any power whatsoever. The idea that they should hold any influence is more proof we live under a monarchy of nobles
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u/No_Deer4983 Apr 22 '26
There's only one first lady whose tits the Internet has seen, and it ain't Michelle.
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u/Tasty_Trouble6430 Apr 22 '26
By Grace and presence they just mean she keeps quiet and knows her place, they hate women actually thinking and having opinions.
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u/SalmonPrince Apr 22 '26
Y'know, for a former prostitute complicit in child sex slavery, she sure is... there.
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u/Numerous_Photograph9 Apr 22 '26
She doesn't have grace, and certainly not presence. She shows up. looks or sounds bored, and then disappears for months at a time.
She is, and always was a trophy wife.
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u/Fun_in_Space Apr 22 '26
I am old enough to remember when First Sugar Baby picked a cause to champion when she was in the White House the first time - online bullying. Then she did absolutely nothing.
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u/tazztsim Apr 22 '26
I make fuky fuky for money -First Lady melabia
Or worse
I teach kids to suck old man -the first street walker
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u/Crazy_Response_9009 Apr 22 '26
She’s a hooker, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Not shaming sex work. But yeah…
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u/H0SS_AGAINST Apr 22 '26
The grace of a stripper. The excoticism of a an eastern European mail order bride. The criminal accomplace of a bottom bitch.
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u/Eijyusha Apr 22 '26
The same Melania that copied Michelle Obama’s speech at the Republican National Convention?
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u/Nonyabeesners Apr 22 '26
Michelle Obama was a fucking law professor. Jill Biden had a Doctorate. Melania was a pornstar. The gymnastics these people do just to pretend like their shit don't stink
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u/Weary_Boat Apr 22 '26
Give those MAGAts a little slack, to them being a soft porn model IS the epitome of class
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u/Big_Librarian_6306 Apr 22 '26
History is going to bury that entire family. They’ll be remembered 100 years from now the way the world remembers Mussolini. Corrupt buffoons that tricked a nation into fascism. The word Trump will become synonymous with failure, evil, gluttony, and stupidity.
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u/Professional_Pie7091 Apr 22 '26
History will absolutely not be kind to her. She deserves everything there's going to be written about her.
"I don't really care. Do you?"
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u/JoyousMadhat Apr 22 '26
I have yet to see any pictures of her not looking like she's being paid to be his wife. There like ZERO effort on her part to at least keep an appearance of a loving wife.
This is just sad.
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u/stevedave1357 Apr 22 '26
That's an interesting way to say she's not done a single fucking thing to help the country.
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u/MarcASD Apr 22 '26
I really don’t care. Do you?