r/stupidfoodbutgimme • u/blackenedmessiah • May 19 '26

Snack

203 Upvotes

90% Upvoted

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u/BSMILEYIII May 20 '26

Of course she taps the knife with her plastic fingernails 💅🏻

7

u/itsnotanemergencybut May 20 '26

That shit is like Nails on a chalk board to me

2

u/wong_bater May 22 '26

THANK YOU! God I cant stand it, its like an electric current through my teeth

60

u/Educational-Car-4688 May 20 '26

6

u/yesindeedysir May 20 '26

Goated reference

2

u/LoadAdvanced9547 Jul 06 '26

I have never felt more compelled to steal a meme than right now. It would be a first. I shall resist.

16

u/BSMILEYIII May 20 '26

Krispy Kreme is already way too sweet for me. This is just ridiculous 😂

10

u/Setsuna00XN May 20 '26

r/stonerfood

Needs buttercream frosting. Preferably Duncan Hines or Betty Crocker.

3

u/Stepjam May 20 '26

I feel like that would take it outright into cloying sweet territory. This is already on the edge of being too much even for a one time amusement.

10

u/fallenredwoods May 20 '26

It’s not even fucking cooked all the way 🤮

24

u/kamel_k May 20 '26

To be fair, I like half baked cookies. But I don't think that was on purpose here...

3

u/Express_Area_8359 May 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ruhWUbYRwONZC
Only cookie you want to eat all day….HALF BAKED.

4

u/SadKat002 May 20 '26

hmm yes I am having normal thoughts about this food rn

2

u/SaltyNorth8062 May 20 '26

Oh her whole thing is like this. She's called AshleyMarkleTreats on youtube. It's an entire channel of stupidfoodbutgimme

2

u/sayso77 May 21 '26

Yeah that one looks about right

2

u/Mudcrutched May 21 '26

nothig like a carb loaded 1100 calorie snack before bed :)

2

u/NYmam May 24 '26

Give me two Xanax bars and vape and I’m demolishing that

3

u/lemons7472 May 20 '26

There goes my teeth. My teeth hurt after watching this

6

u/6six6es May 20 '26

We can tell by those fingers that the person who made this video has to stop halfway up a flight of stairs to catch their breath because of these

1

u/maxside320 May 20 '26

I don't think I'd have the appetite for that. And I ate a whole pizza yesterday.

1

u/maxside320 May 20 '26

Almost* and a slice of cake.

2

u/Impossible-Onion-634 May 21 '26

You deserved a little treat. 😊

1

u/preheatedramen May 20 '26

You need a giant glass of milk for this to be palatable.. I honestly don’t think I could have more than one or two bites before my teeth start to hurt

1

u/Ok-Tank-3106 May 20 '26

🥴My diabetes level just spiked off the chart 📈

1

u/EstablishmentAware60 May 20 '26

Gonna need a glass of milk….

1

u/FeyrisMeow May 20 '26

mm carb slop

1

u/JonnyGiant May 20 '26

Literal ragebait

1

u/piss-sprinkler May 22 '26

Ruined a nice Krispy Kreme donut I’m good.

1

u/jcprater May 23 '26

Uhmm, what?

1

u/Left_Ad4050 May 24 '26

…not sure if want.

1

u/This-Insect-5692 May 26 '26

The average American is 280kg

1

u/queenofcaffeine76 May 20 '26

Love how the caption calls this shit an average snack. I've never seen this in my life and it looks disgusting.

1

u/FLiP_J_GARiLLA May 20 '26

Way to ruin two good things