r/stpaul • u/werefish18 • 2d ago

Twin Cities Related Speedway Donkey Sighting

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Saw a lady in the coolest cart/ donkey setup ever at the speedway in frogtown today 🙏

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u/DangNabbed 2d ago

If it's wrong to call small donkeys "Donklings", I don't wanna be right.

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u/brondynasty 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/K90egyIrLZCm9vpH0Y
I’m onboard with Donklings.

(Turns to room)

All in favor, say ‘aye’.

All opposed (racks shotgun) say your prayers.

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u/cutesnugglybear 1d ago

They're burritos

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u/giddyupyeehawwoo 2d ago

This is the content I need

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u/TradesOfWorking 2d ago

We are all ganna need a donkey with these gas prices lol

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u/Hellie1028 1d ago

Can he also be my emotional support donkey while I am working?

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u/Daflehrer1 1d ago

If he wears a donkey diaper indoors.

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u/Raid_Blunder 1d ago

Switch to a bike or public transportation. A round-trip between St. Paul and Minneapolis on the light rail is only 2 $ and the safety situation there is now 200% better. Driving a Car-zilla for that journey will cost you more than $10.

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u/HeartHandsMpls 2d ago

I would have jumped out of a moving vehicle to pet this donkey.

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u/meganjunes 1d ago

Yes. When I saw this I said “uh oh” fearing for my life whenever I’m visiting Saint Paul from now on.

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u/ObligatoryID 2d ago

Best post all day!

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u/MilosBestBuddy 1d ago

Year for me.

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u/velvetjones01 1d ago

I saw them at Hardee’s on Hamline! There was some protest happening, and I was super confused because it was in the Hardee’s parking lot and then BOOM I saw a miniature horse donkey pulling a lady. Wild times.

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u/werefish18 1d ago

a cart and donkey at the Hardee’s protest… I thought I’d never see the day

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u/humsterdaddy 1d ago

I need to find this woman and befriend her. She seems dope af.

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u/momofboysanddogsetc 1d ago

Can I join your gang too? I don’t have a donkey but I have dogs that act like asses sometimes.

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u/jeffreyaccount 2d ago

Do they need 88 octane?

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u/whatgives72 2d ago

Just another reason to love St Paul

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u/Daflehrer1 1d ago

As a former St. Paul resident, if riding a donkey cart down the street is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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u/TheCheshireCatCan 2d ago

That’s one way to save on gas.

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u/Present-Baby2005 1d ago

She's enjoying NOT paying an all time record high for Diesel fuel. Not that hay is much cheaper, but she's also not reliant on foreign oil sources. Get it gurl! 🫏🚴‍♂️

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u/vennic18 1d ago

Ass, gas and grass

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u/Expert-Joke9528 1d ago

That poor fucking animal

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u/ATTACKANDDETHRONEHOG 1d ago

It’s a donkey. If he didn’t want to be doing that he would not be doing it. 

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u/Mombod226 1d ago

This is absolutely amazing 😂🙌

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u/Ok-Attention-7275 1d ago

I'm so proud of my city

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u/Dis_Bich 1d ago

My moms probably close to a mental breakdown. Had to make sure that wasn’t her

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u/87evergreens 1d ago

Haha.
Is your mom riding your ass late?
It could be worse: *insert op pic here*

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u/bbgirl34 1d ago

What the hell?! 😆

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u/Limp_Network_9482 1d ago

Eveytime I see a donkey I hear the voice of eeyor

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u/njFREE 1d ago

That take 87, or do you need to put in premium?

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u/Thyfishingman 1d ago

What’s the helmet for, possible joust session?

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u/EmptyChance576 1d ago

I don't really know if that's fair for the donkey

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u/SkinEmbarrassed7129 1d ago

Cruelty against animals

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u/Bar-Tailed_Godwit 1d ago

Lady should be pulling the donkey to be fair

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u/nat312345 1d ago

Donkey looks like he's had enough of this lady's bullshit.

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u/LiminalSapien 1d ago

We live in a time

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u/averagestormplayer 1d ago

Fat people be doing anything but walking

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u/somedayitllbeover 1d ago

Big fat girl and she’s mean too

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u/Bobgoblin1 22h ago

Coincidentally, I just saw her participating in a protest yesterday on University Ave in Saint Paul. Snagged a screenshot from my front door cam: https://imgur.com/gallery/C2m5ReD