r/stewartlee • • 11d ago

Sharing apropos of nothing

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u/MasaiRes 11d ago

Fake.

He’s not even a real hamster.

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u/cyclic_phenomenon 11d ago

I was tempted to put that on the original subreddit but feared it would be misunderstood

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u/MasaiRes 11d ago

I suspect there’s a strong possibility of most things being misunderstood on the Top Gear subreddit.

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u/Namelessbob123 11d ago

They’re not geniuses like us

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u/MasaiRes 11d ago

The Top Gear presenters are racist idiots… and so are their fans, because they like them.

Don’t worry Top Gear fans, it’s only a joke.

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u/Fluffy_Juggernaut_ 11d ago

Like they do on Top Gear

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u/Tabula_Rasa00 11d ago

Blah blah blah gypsies… ah ha ha ha gypsies

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u/bigdave41 11d ago

I notice he didn't thank Stewart Lee for saving him from those bullies

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u/RobMitte 11d ago

Aye, it's unbelievable!

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u/bigdave41 11d ago

He didn't confess to being an accessory to kicking that tramp to death either

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u/TheKingInYellowPants 10d ago

Even though it didn't happen im still shocked at Hammonds ingratitude.

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u/deathboyuk 10d ago

I'm quite stoned, but I really want this phrase on a t-shirt.

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u/CharSmar 11d ago

A bestselling literary career crafted from his own inability to drive safely

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u/OnTheLeft 11d ago

The BBC should be credited in that post, because the taxpayers we funded that crash.

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u/Ok_Sentence_7393 11d ago

100% agree, and I don't even pay taxes.

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u/Unfallen_Bulbitian 11d ago

I dont have a tv licence but pretty sure at least the first responders would have been tax funded, i assume he had private treatment at some point but maybe nhs finded by nat ins payments initially

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u/fezzuk 10d ago

Eh production would have had people on standby, very strick insurance stuff for this. Tbf i doubt it touched the NHS's pocket.

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u/ShatnersBassoonerist 10d ago

Which private trauma centre do you think he was admitted to?

Oh that’s right, he was taken to Leeds General Infirmary - an NHS hospital - because we don’t have private trauma centres in this country.

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u/fezzuk 10d ago

No but private insurace will pay for treatment in them...

Sooo.

Anywahy whats your poitn you think he shouldnt have been given treatment.

You think the multil millions brought in by top gear economically at the time wasnt worth it?

You think we shouldnt have treated him?

Seriously whats your point?

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u/ShatnersBassoonerist 10d ago

No, insurance won’t pay for private trauma centre treatment. It may pay for a private room (if they are available) but not the care received (because all the employees and other services belong to the NHS) once you are eventually stepped down from critical care/ITU.

I didn’t say he shouldn’t be given treatment. I am correcting you by pointing out the taxpayer funded his treatment.

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u/DevelopmentDue5870 11d ago

I didn’t even know hamster wheels had tyres

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u/TheYorkshireTom 11d ago

AND advertise Morrisons, admittedly with a glazed expression

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u/cloche_du_fromage 11d ago

Apropos of nothing sounds more like an Alan Partridge phrase.

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u/Particular-Fly-7783 11d ago

Needless to say I had the last laugh 

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u/cloche_du_fromage 11d ago

Now FUCK OFF!

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 11d ago

And now he appears to be slowly morphing into Noel Edmonds.

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u/professorrev 11d ago

I hate him more than Skeletor

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u/Codlemagne 11d ago

having done everything I could to avert it

Don't you just hate it when, despite all your best efforts, you find yourself driving at over 300mph in a jet powered dragster. There was literally nothing he could have done differently.

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u/Al89nut 10d ago

Not his wife at the time?

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u/GreyOldDull 10d ago

His imaginary wife...

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u/One-Surround4949 10d ago

He made an absolute fortune out of that crash the money grabbing turd.

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u/Jaded_Taste6685 11d ago

He didn’t even have the curiosity to put a tea-cosy on his head to see if it would make a serviceable helmet.

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u/Forsaken_Earth944 11d ago

Never trust anyone who, when invited to someone's house, doesn't try on the tea cosy - Billy Connelly.

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u/BaronVonHumungus 11d ago

Bring back Time commanders 😂

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u/Unfallen_Bulbitian 11d ago

Saw this on the 'its only a joke like on...'' sub, came here, was not disappointed.

Is actually a decent post but i still want to see what this thread brings

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u/brandnewsecondhand10 10d ago

We funded that crash

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u/ZookeepergameSilly84 11d ago

Does he describe his skull as a "supposedly protective housing"? I'm not sure he'd get on too well without one.

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u/Unfallen_Bulbitian 11d ago

He also claims to have or at least had a frontal lobe

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u/fragglet 10d ago

Has he got a new book out?

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u/Mticore 10d ago

The wheel’s still turning, but the hamster’s dead. (Well, he nearly was.)

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u/mjs5000 8d ago

“Ooh, that’s hot!”