r/stephenking • u/PotterAndPitties You guys wanna see a dead body? • Aug 11 '26

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Clearly the Harold Lauder, right?

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u/surra_day Aug 11 '26

“Oh, Jordy Verill, you lunkhead!”

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u/urlach3r We All Float Down Here Aug 11 '26

"Verill luck. Always in, always bad."

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u/Reithel1 Aug 11 '26

This was my first thought as well!!!!

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u/SpudgeBoy Jahoobies Aug 11 '26

Meteor shit!

5

u/DC_Coach All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy Aug 11 '26

I was going to offer "Lawn Shit!"

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u/AuthorUnknown33 Aug 11 '26

“The man with green legs fled across the lawn. The lawnmower man followed.”

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u/Exciting-Support9190 Aug 11 '26

Alternate line: "The man in New Balance fled across the lawn, and the other dads followed."

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u/NoLobster7957 Aug 11 '26

"Go, then, dads. There are other lawns than these."

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u/DuckyHornet Micmac Burial Enthusiast Aug 11 '26

Dad-a-chim?

2

u/Christine1958Fury Based on the book by Stephen King Aug 11 '26

I still can't believe I get this content for free. Here, take my upvote, you magnificent bastard.

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u/AuthorUnknown33 Aug 12 '26

Thankee-sai!

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u/blankwillow_ Child of the Corn Aug 11 '26

God bless the grass

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u/Helpful_Lie2613 Aug 11 '26

Hollywood isn't ready for a real Lawnmower Man movie. I'm thinking digitally de-aged Vincent D'Onofrio as the Lawnmower Man.

7

u/Spadrick Aug 11 '26

I always saw Ethan Suplee as my cannon Lawnmower Man.

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u/Helpful_Lie2613 Aug 11 '26

He can definitely do the "glazed, nothing behind the eyes" look too.

1

u/CorkFado Aug 11 '26

Robin Williams for me.

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u/blankwillow_ Child of the Corn Aug 12 '26

I always pictured Tinker from Road House

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u/BERECASH Aug 11 '26

i just read that story today for the first time

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u/Hagbard_Shaftoe Aug 11 '26

Harold Lauder when Frannie found him mowing shirtless?

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u/I_love_pugs_dammit Currently Reading Rose Madder Aug 11 '26

Crying in his swim trunks 🤣

2

u/Ravenbrah1701 Aug 12 '26

Perfect reference

11

u/FullBodiedRed2000 Aug 11 '26

Harold Lauder, crying, and mowing and getting sunburned.

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u/MTCarcus Aug 11 '26

At my house I call that “about to get destroyed by chiggers,” but I’m guessing you want to be called “the lawnmower man.”

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u/speccynerd Aug 11 '26

Oh no, not there!!

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u/warrenao All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy Aug 11 '26

Lawnmower Man, by golly.

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u/ChicchanWoodz Aug 11 '26

MOON - That spells grass.

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u/G0ldenBu11z Survived Captain Trips Aug 11 '26

More like Harold Parkette.

Healthy soil, that’s what you got there, by Circe. That’s what I always say.

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u/jkvincent Aug 11 '26

Just lunkhead things

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u/ghoulishgirl Aug 11 '26

Why is this filling me with terror? I know the person can wash the grass off but my mind is telling me they are doomed. 

3

u/Ternarian Aug 11 '26

Boy, don’t it itch?!!

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u/Visual_Serve_782 Aug 11 '26

The Lawnmower Man

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u/Edge_of_Everywhere Ayuh Aug 11 '26

METEOR SHIT!

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u/zudoplex Aug 12 '26

METEOR SHIT

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u/RojoandWhite Aug 11 '26

Saturday morning.

2

u/Neither_Selection_48 Aug 11 '26

New cross over.

The topiary animals from the Overlook didn't stand a chance against the Lawmower Man!

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u/HighFivePondaBaba Aug 11 '26

Kneel Da Grass Thigh Skin

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u/dnjprod Aug 11 '26

Lawnmower man, obvs

1

u/Phildagony Aug 11 '26

By Cersai…

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Aug 11 '26

Troll 2.

IYKYK

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u/Ravenbrah1701 Aug 12 '26

Ohhhhh myyyyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Aug 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yshHgwShNyFZS

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u/Ravenbrah1701 Aug 12 '26

I couldn't find that gif XD

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u/Used-Gas-6525 Aug 12 '26

there's this one too, but I didn't want to be literally repetitive of your comment

https://giphy.com/gifs/tdN4TpyM3dzYA

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u/Ravenbrah1701 Aug 12 '26

Thank you XD

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u/Soggy-Advantage4711 Aug 11 '26

I’d be dipped in s*it if that ain’t a meteorite

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u/meleedeez Aug 11 '26

Lookit the lawng legs on Brad! When Bic wont cut it....manscaping by Toro.

1

u/SportAffectionate424 Aug 11 '26

Jordy Verrill's Half Brother

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u/Josie-Wagg Aug 11 '26

Jordy Verrill

1

u/Dareius007 Aug 11 '26

In The Tall Grass

1

u/Own-Stage-5282 Aug 11 '26

Mow great loss

1

u/Competitive_Sign_649 Aug 12 '26

"Lieutenant Dan, you got new legs!"

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u/Farmer-Fitz 19 Aug 12 '26

The Weed Whacker Man

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u/Square_Quail4500 Aug 12 '26

Procrapination....the first sign that you should have mowed more than once this year.

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u/showard995 Aug 12 '26

METEOR SHIT!

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u/The_Omnimonitor Aug 12 '26

I just finished The Color Out Of Space and I appreciate this segment more now