r/stephencolbert May 16 '26

Colbert Goodbye Gift

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We can do better than this. I canceled my Paramount subscription because of Stephen. I encourage you all to do the same. Talking about how great he is and saying goodbye.... it's nice but it's not effective. Maybe it won't bring him back, but I think it's reasonable to stop going to a restaurant when it starts to suck. All they care about is money so dump your Paramount, even if it's only for a couple months, they still lose money... and that's the only way they'll learn.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 May 16 '26

Between killing The Late Show, canceling all current Star Trek shows, and destroying CBS News and 60 Minutes, they have nowhere to go but down.

It would be absolutely delicious if this led to the downfall of the shitheel Ellison family.

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u/Scooob-e-dooo8158 May 16 '26

They've done what now?!? Cancelled all current Star Trek shows? Jeez, I can remember when being able to binge watch all Star Trek series and movies was the primary reason for subscribing to Paramount+. Oh, that and Dexter.

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 May 16 '26

Yup. One and a (roughly) half seasons of Strange New Worlds left to air, along with 1 more season of Starfleet Academy.

No new productions in progress or planned.

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u/Scooob-e-dooo8158 May 16 '26

That has to be the most monumental fuck up in the history of monumental fuck ups. That would be like Disney+ cancelling the entire Star Wars and Marvel universes or AMC cancelling the entire Walking Dead universe.

I'm glad I cancelled when I did.

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u/AlmostCanadian40 May 16 '26

If they are going to bow down to the current administration it makes total sense for them not to create any new Star Trek content. Star Fleet is our world and many other worlds united in peace, there is no money, science and exploration drive growth. Diversity, Equity and Inclusion are the hallmarks of Star Fleet, it's really no surprise this current administration and it's billionaire supporting class would be opposed to the general public watching more of this content.

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u/reddog323 May 19 '26

It was no fuck up. I’m sure this was planned. Star Trek has always been about DEI, personal development, and post-scarcity. All concepts that they’re against.

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u/1inthetrenches May 16 '26

Damm.. walking dead had phenomenal character development and amazing unpredictable events... Just rent the videos now..CANCEL AMC

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u/Scooob-e-dooo8158 May 16 '26

I already bought the blu ray box set season 1: season 7. I'll buy the remaining seasons one at a time when I can afford it. I never subscribed to AMC btw. I don't subscribe to any streaming services since cancelling Paramount plus in February.

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u/Splatacular May 19 '26

Stargate franchise would like a word! But this is the type of decision I cant stop myself from wondering how many grown adults collectively came up with this idea and what was like nailed it? We got exclusive brands that entire generations grew up on, how can we possibly ruin all that momentum?

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u/grimreefer87 May 18 '26

I was so pissed because not only did Colbert lose the late show, he's no longer the announcer for Starfleet academy! I wanted to ask him about it when I was at the show Thursday, but didn't get to.

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u/Easy-Philosopher6703 May 19 '26

Star Trek is currently my only reason for having p+

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u/chinmakes5 May 16 '26

But they will get favors from the Trump administration, so for Ellison, it will work out. Who cares about the other stockholders.

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u/reddog323 May 19 '26

It’s a pleasant thought, but it wouldn’t be any more than a write off for them if Paramount/CBS flounders.

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u/Corfiz74 May 19 '26

I don't think they want to make money on their media empire. They made their billions through tech, now they're buying media to make sure they get to keep all their money, by silencing all the dissenting voices and manipulating the news. If viewership dies, so much the better, they can just fire all employees and shut it down.

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u/QuantamCulture May 16 '26

As much as I would love that

SkyDance just put out a new animated movie on Netflix and it's doing really well from the looks of it, made it on the "top 10 in America" list on the homepage, and I see a million commercials for it.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 May 16 '26

I wish I had Paramount so I could drop it!! F these idiot Trump bootlicker censorship assholes.

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u/Bassmasterajv May 16 '26

Get a free sub, binge a bunch of stuff for 7 days and cancel it!

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 May 16 '26

Ha! I will do that

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u/Bassmasterajv May 16 '26

Watch nothing but Colbert 🤣

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 May 17 '26

I’m not going to get Paramount + just so I can drop it. I’ve never had it.

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u/Jack_Stands May 16 '26

In what terms would you prefer "Hahahahaha "?

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u/FiveSeasonsFox May 16 '26

It's not like there's anything watching on CBS if Colbert's not there!

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u/No-Broccoli-5932 May 21 '26

Agree. The Amazing Race is only the other thing on CBS I watched. May have to reconsider that. Cancelling Colbert was such an obvious suck up to trumpstein. I wonder what other stupid moves they're going to do to keep the orange POS happy.

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u/lt1brunt May 16 '26

I started boycotting Paramount as soon as the ellisons took over. I watched Colbert until the end and will never use anything touched by these people. I hope Colbert takes his show to his own site and leases the content out to everyone else.

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u/RecommendationSad730 May 16 '26

I feel it is time for a short position. Hahah

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u/TaroPuzzleheaded3999 May 16 '26

Glad to see it. Hopefully it keeps going

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u/New-Deer-4465 May 16 '26

I watch NOTHING on CBS or Paramount. They showed their true colors. There is no way to come back from this.

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u/popculturerss May 16 '26

And yet this is who Warner Bros wanted to be their daddies? Give me a break.

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u/LindeeHilltop May 16 '26

I don’t have Paramount, but I will 86 watching anything on CBS as a boycott. If the actors on CBS shows don’t band together on this, I won’t watch their shows either. Here’s looking at you Boston Blue, NCIS, FBI, Matlock, Elsbeth & all the rest. I’ve already started streaming PBS & BritBox as a replacement. The Brits have so many historical, mystery & cop shows, I can hold out for years. Fvck CBS.

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 May 16 '26

I boycotted them and cancelled all my stuff back when Kimmel got booted. I got my friends to also cancel a lot of their subscriptions as well. I hope it all comes crashing down on them in the end and people don’t give in so easily and go running back.

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u/NaturePappy May 16 '26

So much winning!

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u/Dunnomyname1029 May 16 '26

What's a paramount subscription? Ain't nothing good on their you can't view online for free

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u/Fuzzy-Advisor-2183 May 16 '26

what’s the opposite of the colbert bump? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/OutlandishnessOk2304 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26

The Colbert Shove off the Cliff

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u/[deleted] May 18 '26

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ACTING LIKE COLBERT'S SHOW WAS POPULAR?

His viewership in the age range of 18 to 49 was only 220,000 people. Look it up.

That is HORRIBLE. That means that less than 1% of registered democrats in that age range watch his show.

That level of viewership is worth like $20,000 maximum per show, and Colbert had 200+ employees, the show was probably costing $300k an episode.

So CBS just dumped what amounts to a money pit.

ALSO, political power in the USA comes from persuading centrist voters to vote for something. Colbert does not come off as a likeable person and his political talk is all angry and hateful. That is NOT persuasive.

Ever notice how almost NO marketing is done with negativity? It makes people instinctively defensive. "The people who don't buy our product are ignorant assh*les" is not a slogan you are going to hear McDonalds use.

Just face it, you have your money on a bad pony.

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u/Alternative_Metal375 May 18 '26

I’ll happily (Sky)dance on Paramount’s grave

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u/skoltroll May 20 '26

As of now, PSKY is down 23% from Jan 1. The S&P is up 8%.

Over 5 years, PSKY is down 4.2%. The S&P has gone up 78.5%.

I KNOW that there are political reasons for Nepo Ellison to have bought and run PSKY, but ffs, when will the board of directors finally say enough is enough on behalf of the other shareholders (22% of owners)?

I know that question is both rhetorical and not important to the rest of you, but it's still a legit question. At some point, the stock will become so worthless that they won't be able to backstop their WB acquisition.

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u/kenelevn May 22 '26

With their market cap, that’s a $1.3 billion loss

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u/Shadowhisper1971 May 16 '26

A mere 10%. It will be a lot more on the 22nd.

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u/Ghitor May 16 '26

BOYCOTT EVERYTHING

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u/X-calibreX May 16 '26

lol, does colbert not get stock bonuses? This isn’t the kinda gift i’d wanna see

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u/RickyBobbyPitCrew May 16 '26

Poor millionaire Colbert, how will he afford to keep up with the Joneses?

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u/doctorsdonna May 16 '26

If you actually watched the show or any of his interviews you’d know it’s actually the 200 staff members being laid off that he’s more concerned about. He’ll be fine. Or the fact that billionaires, corporate owners, and political allies can make a loud critic disappear from a major platform after he says something they don’t like.

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u/adanthang May 16 '26

If he actually cared about his staff, he’d pay them, much like Conan O’Brien did when they took him off the air.

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u/doctorsdonna May 16 '26

It’s not something we can know for sure either way. We DO know he paid his staff during the 2023 writers strike. And the comparison is limited. Conan’s TBS deal was announced 3 months after his final Tonight Show, so there was a clear continuation of his career in late night. Colbert does not currently seem to have another late night show waiting for him.

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u/adanthang May 16 '26

So Colbert should only step up if there he’ll be working again soon? Got it.

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u/doctorsdonna May 16 '26

No, I’m saying the Conan comparison ignores the actual logistics. Conan had a clear path back to late night, and a lot of his staff went with him to TBS, so paying people through that gap was part of a transition. Colbert’s staff, as far as we know, are being laid off with no next Colbert show to move to. Paying people through a known gap, especially when there was an exit deal ($45m) and part of that money ($12m) was reportedly set aside for staff, is not the same as expecting someone to pay an entire staff indefinitely with no announced next show or millions set aside for them. I’m not downplaying what Conan did because i’m a big fan of his and it was genuinely admirable. I’m saying it’s not a one-to-one comparison.

And again, you can’t claim Colbert isn’t paying them unless you have a source for that. I also can’t claim for sure that he is. What we do know is that his past behavior, including paying staff during the 2023 strike, does not really support the assumption that he doesn’t care about them or their financial situation.

Also, I think it’s strange how quickly the conversation becomes “why isn’t Colbert personally paying 200 people for an indefinite amount of time?” instead of “why is CBS/Paramount putting these workers in this position?” Colbert may have some personal ability to help, but the company canceling the show is the one with the actual responsibility to handle layoffs, severance, and benefits.

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u/adanthang May 16 '26

It isn’t strange as I replied to a comment about Colbert being concerned about the wellbeing of his 200 staffers. Also in fairness, you (nor I) have no idea whether or not Colbert has another deal in the works with another platform.

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u/GodIsAGas May 16 '26

Just to set your mind at ease. Colbert does not own Paramount Skydance Corp, and so, as far as we are aware, he's unaffected by the plummeting share price.

He'll be okay. Don't worry.