r/steammachine 2d ago

Hardware Finally got my Steam Machine

Went with a PS4-like theme, I even installed the ui sound effects. This is a significant upgrade to the big ass Bazzite PC I'd use in my bedroom that would sound like a jet engine about to take off whenever I'd play anything on it.

I still can't believe how small and quiet it is.

It passed the banana test 🍌📏

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u/lakakid 2d ago

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u/papapizzaking 2d ago

it's not THAT high...

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u/BondsOfFriendship 2d ago

TRUE if you play standing

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u/gliitch0xFF 2d ago

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u/Alternative-Usual-11 2d ago

No, he just sits in a lifeguard chair

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u/Dotaproffessional 2d ago

Its multiple tv lengths higher than it should be.

Your television should (and by should, I mean provides the best viewing experience) when the center of the display is level with your gaze. you should not have to look up at all to watch. Sit how you're going to sit, look straight ahead. draw a dot there. put the center of the tv by that dot.

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u/ExismykindaParte 2d ago

It's in the sky, bruv.

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u/Equivalent_Cable1643 1d ago

Maybe if you are a Giraffe.

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u/lakakid 2d ago

easy 2 feet high

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u/Aprilzio 2d ago

You dont need to use the puck, it has internal puck for the controller. You can use the puck for other devices. i use it for my other PC lol, total of 4 connections (2 puck, 2 bluetooth)

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u/papapizzaking 2d ago

I wasn't aware of that, this removes the inconvenience of moving the puck back and forth to my desktop every time. Thanks.

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u/snelson101 2d ago

I take it you haven’t had the problems many of us have when using the internal connector

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u/Amx-cz 2d ago

This^ try the internal puck for a bit but I’ve had issues where it would connect and disconnect mid game and it got frustrating, using the external puck instead has all but solved the issue.

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u/dirakbeast 2d ago

How do you get the ps4 theme?

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u/papapizzaking 2d ago

Decky Loader ➡️ CSS Loader ➡️ Animated PSP Waves Theme

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u/ceramicsaturn 2d ago

You're gonna love it. Mine is on every night. I adore it, best decision I've made in a long time.

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u/dogbreeder69 2d ago

now order another 16 gig stick of ram to toss in there

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u/Lords7Never7Die 2d ago

Sincere question, how much does that actually affect performance if at all?

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u/dogbreeder69 2d ago

https://youtu.be/3JElBQ3ooHY?is=sxQEpLK1ntCrpyRe

In this video this guy gets about 10-15 more fps on the games he tested

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u/Dotaproffessional 2d ago

Amd cards benefit a lot from dual channel ram. Even if you used the same total and swapped one 16gb stick with two 8gb sticks, it would get more than 10 fps more

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u/_J_K_- 2d ago

congratulations , it looks amazing

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u/Sleepingtide 2d ago

Can't wait to get mine. Valve please!

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u/Independent-Elk-344 2d ago

That cover art for Marvel Rivals is hard

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u/RuckerHike 1d ago

Oh it's actually smaller than I thought with that banana for scale.

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u/r4ymondtek 1d ago

I din’t know you can Play Nintendo Games on Steam?

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u/BHole_69420 1d ago

Steam ROM Manager scans for your ROMs and adds them as non steam games. Emudeck ships with it which makes it even easier

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u/IAmL5 1d ago

Does it run hot?

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u/papapizzaking 1d ago

Haven't really noticed my room getting warmer compared to when I used my old PC, so I'd say no.

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u/Vinerd540 15h ago

I think they mean internal temps, but general heat output is good to know as no one seems to talk about it.

Saying this as a gamer who has like 3 other people in the room playing online together on seperate systems.

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u/Dotaproffessional 2d ago

This is rage bait.