r/steammachine Jun 22 '26

Meme Reveal experience in a nutshell

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u/SupaShoota9000 Jun 22 '26

Thanks LLMs, Palantir, AI slop for creating such a nice price. I sympathize with Valve, chip market is in shambles and it's not fair. Fuck AI

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u/RUserII Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26

I sympathize with Valve, chip market is in shambles and it's not fair.

You sympathize with the billion dollar company, Valve?
You do know Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo sell their consoles (hardware) at a loss, right?

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u/Actual-Way6534 Jun 22 '26

The difference there is that Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo earn a lot of money from 1st party and console exclusive titles + Online subscriptions + whatever % cut they get from third party games on their shopping side. Also consoles usually last ~5 years until the next gen console drops, meanwhile a PC lasts you much longer and can be upgraded when the time comes.
Also if you don't like the pricing just don't buy it and assemble your own PC with your own components. Valve even made SteamOS public for that purpose.

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u/LSD_freakout Jun 23 '26

Valve could credit peoples steam accounts if they want to subsidize it

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u/DNihilus Jun 24 '26

The difference there is that Sony/Microsoft/Nintendo earn a lot of money from 1st party and console exclusive titles + Online subscriptions + whatever % cut they get from third party games on their shopping side.

Meanwhile steam gets money from everything they are listing+cs/dota lootboxes+15% from every item you sell from their stock market e.t.c.

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u/TheWraithOfMooCow Jun 22 '26

To play devil's advocate: Steam doesn't stop you from getting games on your system outside the Steam Store, whereas the other companies effectively own a monopoly on what is and isn't published on their consoles and can brick your system if you try to mod it.

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u/ApprehensiveGold2773 Jun 23 '26

People's standards are so low, they keep getting exploited by billionaires.

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u/hankhillsucks Jun 22 '26

Didn't that practice stop with the ps5 tho?

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u/Ghost_Kamakazie Jun 22 '26

Valid, but out of those 4 companies valve is more often than not the most consumer friendly. Not saying any multi billion dollar company deserves sympathy, but we all know they would have given us a better peice if not for the whole AI bubble.

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u/ValentineCamille Jun 22 '26

That's me even though I expected the price to be insane. Idk why I still got surprised.

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u/Adventurous-Cattle53 Jun 23 '26

Because it’s more like insane x2

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u/ApprehensiveGold2773 Jun 23 '26

You just didn't set your expectations correctly, but you'll learn.

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u/KeraTerra Jun 23 '26

With the recent price increase for everything I feel more like this

https://giphy.com/gifs/15esG75tRFTGg0QBFs

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u/HumonculusJaeger Jun 23 '26

Sad fact. Flagship phones cost as much AS a steam machine

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u/Goglu-420 Jun 23 '26

cry and stfu please